Hi Mary!
In another timeline, Cat Grant would have been annoyed at how the hunky new guy at the Planet ignored her while practically drooling over Lois.
Oh that’s cute!
While it was fun to speculate on whether Perry’s pet investigator would be oblivious forever to her new one-man fan club, Cat decided that she didn’t have to keep guessing.
Lap Dog Lane!
Also, doesn’t she already know the answer?
“Good,” Cat replied, hoping that she wasn’t accidentally cussing him out again with the hand-motion.
Yeah, making the OK-sign with thumb and index finger isn’t okay in every culture.
Hypothetical Physics and the Possibilities and Paradoxes Relating to Time Travel
Must be very theoretical piece.
“… by H. George Wells”
Or not.
Cat felt her brain melt a little. “Wow.”
Is this how Muse killed your brain? Say, for you take inspirations for your use comics? Hyper active Muse accidentally melting writer’s brain with research overload?
The poor guy could probably benefit from a good distraction, but first things first…
Down, girl! No marking the super boy.
Cat reached for the notepad beside him and flipped to a clean page. “Is Lois Lane your mother?” she wrote.
Not wanna chance that one?
“Is Lana Lang your mother?”
“No!”
She got her smart-girl girl scout badge.
“I never said that Clark Kent was my father.”
Oh. Oops?
“Jordan,” he printed neatly. Well, that was certainly a more plausible name than “Red Tornado”,
But how can he hear his sister’s cries for help?
Blue Hurricane: *My* cries for help?
I create websites and computer programs for people. Much more fun.”
Oh, websites that tell stories and distribute computer programs to people he can then use to discover more stories to tell to more people.
Oh great, he was one of Jimmy’s kind.
A computer nerd?
She might not have the exact words to tell him as much, but then, Cat didn’t really need words. She slid onto his lap and proceeded to keep his hands and mouth thoroughly occupied.
she’s going very fast, isn’t she?
Red Tornado: /makes sign for tornado, jumping, and swimming pool/
In another timeline, Cat might have been annoyed at the new guy wasting his attention on a fuddy-duddy like Lois Lane. In this timeline, she had no complaints.
This might be the weirdest Queenfic yet, I believe. (Which isn’t a criticism! Just an observation.) Also, it’s straight out of a story from the World of Westeros. Or Shakespeare.
Michael
And Cat... Oh, boy... 
