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Haha that was hilarious. and poor little Clark, aww.
That said...Clark on Hogwarts would have cause so much mayhem lol
Oh and the last line...Well Clark, never say neve,r huh? :-)


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Aw, poor Clark. Don't worry. You can fly too. And you wont need a silly broom, either.

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A great story but the last line was priceless. I could really imagine a very young Clark doing just that.


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Awesome idea. So hilarious. Thank you for sharing.


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What do you mean, "apologies if you're a hardcore HP fan"?? I loved it!!

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Martha and Jonathon’s heads snapped around to see Clark standing at the bottom of the staircase. He wore a bath towel as a cape and held an oddly shaped stick out like a wand. A witch's hat sat lopsidedly on his head, and he held the kitchen broom tucked under one arm.

I literally, out-loud went "AWWWWW" at that!!!! Poor little Clark, so eager to be a wizard!!!

This was adorable and brilliant and I'm sharing with all my HP friends!!


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hahaha that was very funny.

I was left with a doubt. Is it implied that Lana is a witch?

I hope I haven't misunderstood... because in the program she was a witch with Clark (at least the one from the alternate world). She would definitely be a Slytherin. grin

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This was ADORABLE.

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"He was very apologetic about the mix up."
Cool, feels like we're starting with Book Dumbeldore instead of Movie Dumbledore here, lol. Love it!

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"I just can't quite believe it! Wizards and witches? What's next? Angels and demons? The boogeyman?"
This is so wonderful in this universe. They have no idea what's coming. rotflol

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"...that really large fellow with the bushy beard that's been hanging around town?"
Haaaaagridddd!!! clap

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"But apparently, the school is overrun with trolls at the moment."
Bahahahhaha

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"He's become so attached to that owl that's been hanging around his window. Calls it his familiar."
He should get to keep the owl.

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"I'm a what?"
This is perfect - exactly how a kid would end up in this conversation.

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He stamped his foot, and the floorboards creaked in response.
He's lucky the floorboards held. lol

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"It's pretty cool." Martha encouraged her sulking child.
Awwwww, what a good mom.

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"Wizards are cooler. They can fly."
This is a genius ending.

So sweet and fun! Great crossover!

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Hi 90stvfangirl!
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Apologies if you’re a hardcore HP fan.
Ah, a crossover clap I know we got one on the archive where Lois gets one of the chocolate frogs and Clark freaks out.

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"He was very apologetic about the mix up." Jonathan sat down at the kitchen table and reached for the letter that lay in the middle of it. He shook his head and laughed softly before stuffing the letter into its envelope. "And very confused."
Dumbledore?

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What's next? Angels and demons?
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(Lois and Clark as Angel and Spike from Resurrection)

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The boogeyman?
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(Tempus)

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Martha took a breath. "This is the most bizarre thing that has ever happened to us, Jonathon."
Says the adoptive mother of an alien baby that looks like a human.

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"Anyway, I think it's time we have the talk with Clark."

"The talk?" Martha said in a hushed tone, her eyes flicking with concern.
Yes, the boys’ getting to that age and what with him hanging around Lana all the time…

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Jonathon reached for her hand to give it a gentle squeeze. "I know Martha… but I think it's time…we can't let him go on believing he's a wizard."

Martha looked toward the stairs, where they could hear Clark upstairs playing in his room. "Poor darling. He's become so attached to that owl that's been hanging around his window. Calls it his familiar."
“No, honey, you’re not a wizard. Remember that blob we saw in the movie last summer? That’s your cousin.”

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We can't just burst out with 'Clark, you're an alien!'"
It’s not the first time an alien burst forth.

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"I'm a what?"
Oops?

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Clark stood up. He stamped his foot, and the floorboards creaked in response. "But it's not fair! I don't wanna be an alien! I already told Lana that I'm going to wizard school in the fall. She will call me a liar if I don't go! What's she going to say when I tell her I'm really an alien?"
See? Jonathan really should have had that talk with Clark a long time ago.

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Clark’s cape swished behind him as he followed his father. "Wizards are cooler. They can fly."
Yes, but they can’t make girls fall in love with them.
CLARK: Bleh…they got cooties anyway!

That was a very cute one!

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