Hi Mary!
Sign of the Times:
Only the Beginning
/squints/
Ah, Mary was playing with her title generator
It seemed decent as far as he could tell, so after a sip of beer and few more small tests, he sent the latest update off to Ms Grant.
/squints some more/ Is this the very start of their relationship?
The owner of Grant Enterprises was a delight to work for:
What now? I thought he met Cat in the past?
clear on what she wanted yet able to take suggestions.
True, she was one of those who preferred a meeting over an email,
but at least she never complained about his interpreter “waving his hands around” while she was talking.
Oh boy.
A request for a video call popped up. Surprised, Jordan accepted. Had Ms Grant somehow hit the button by accident?
Oh, wait, right. She’s looking him up again once he is of age. /does math/ Wait…wouldn’t that make her about 45 when they meet? And since this is after college and he already has a business, say, 50? No wonder Lois isn’t happy.
After a brief hesitation, she lifted her hands: “Website beautiful!”
Aww…
“You sign?!”
Ms. Grant paused for a moment, concentrating. Her fingers formed letters, though the turning of her wrist betrayed that she'd learned them from that famous alphabet chart. “L-E-A-R-N-I-N-G.”
Awwwwwww…
Didn’t she know more in the past?
Her eyes sparkled. “Want a hot grind?”
Jordan's eyebrows climbed into his hair.
When he failed to respond, Ms Grant frowned. Her forehead scrunched with thought for a moment. “C-O-F-F-E-E.”
Ooops?
Oh! “Coffee,” he gently corrected. Well, it wouldn't be the most professional thing to do, but then, their contract was nearly finished, so... Why not? It was only a cup of coffee...
Yes, woman inviting man over for c-o-f-f-e-e does in no way indicate an interest in a hot grind.
The sculpture of Modern Aphrodite was gone, replaced by one of the curio cabinets from the second parlor, and it took him a moment to locate the abstract nude self-portrait on a different wall.
Cat paints?
CAT: /shrugs/ I was redecorating and…the paint got knocked over?
Cat smiled at him without a trace of irritation and ushered him into the dining room. Once he was seated, she ducked into the kitchen and returned with two hot sandwiches on a baking tray. They smelled heavenly.
She motioned for him to eat, and while he tucked into his food, she lounged in the seat across from him with her own sandwich and a glass of wine. “Tough day?”
He nodded and removed one hand from his sandwich so he could reply. “My mom needed me to work late.”
This does so not sound like ‘CEO and rich owner’. What’s going on. Is this a Batman 1989 thing?
“What newspaper?”
“My mom is the editor of the Daily Planet.”
She leaned back in her chair and stared at him. “I used to work there!”
Wait, she doesn’t know his last name?
“Really?” Jordan swallowed his latest bite and grinned at her. “Maybe you met her; she's been there for years. L-O-I-S L-A-N-E.”
Hope he brought napkins.
Her eyes widened further. “I remember her!” Cat looked him over curiously, as though she'd never seen him before. “She's your mother?!”
Yes, he’s just 19 years old. Practically jailbait.
“She's your mother?!”
He nodded.
“How?!” She looked completely mystified.
Well… when a super hero and a reporter love each other very much…
With a shrug, Jordan held his hands in front of himself to indicate a pregnant belly, then went back to his sandwich.
It was a fair question, considering the amount of c-words that happened during their early years.
Cat rolled her eyes, the corner of her mouth twitching. “So, is she married?”
That’s not a prerequisite.
Jordan nodded.
“With kids?”
At leas the one. That he knows of.
She shook her head in disbelief, then seemed to think for a moment. “Wait...I remember...my last year there...a cute guy who liked her. K-I-R-K?”
Seriously?
CAT: What, you think I would remember every guy who did not want to sleep with me?
/points at little red book/
Jordan's ears felt warm. Cat had a way of teasing and flirting with people, and she seemed to enjoy making others completely flustered. It was nothing he had to take seriously, though. She was only a friend having a bit of fun...
Yes, a senior executive and rich person, making suggestive remarks to a young, reasonably attractive sub-ordinate. Completely harmless fun.
He landed on her balcony, barely able to keep his tears back until he was safely through the door. She immediately ran into the room, and he managed to see the “What's wrong?” before everything became too blurry.
Hey!
“I screwed up!” He ripped the mask from his head and swiped at his eyes. “I tried so hard to be careful, but I messed up, and now someone is dead!”
/squints/
Eventually, Jordan pulled back from her. “I should have waited and let my dad handle it.”
She frowned. “Your dad is in South America.”
So, he blabbed on who Superman is. Mom must be so proud.
I should just quit now, before I start *causing* disasters.”
Like when he’s texting with his girlfriend and flying into a dam because he’s forgotten that you should not text and fly?
It took a while for the spots to clear from his eyes. The man in the strange get-up was gone, and so were the annoyed League members tasked with babysitting the new guy. Even beyond that, something seemed...off.
It took Jordan a while to realize that the store fronts were completely different. Even the ones that weren't suddenly different businesses still had different displays in the windows.
Huh. How did he manage *that*?
He read the headline:
Car Theft On The Rise
By Lois Lane
Oops?
So, he could either try to talk to his mother or find his father. He could explain that he was their son...and then promptly vanish like Marty McFly as the very knowledge of his future existence changed the course that led to it.
On the plus side, he already knows to watch out for his mother and avoid having an affair with her.
His eye was drawn to a young woman coming out of a shop across the street. Her hair was longer without even a trace of silver, but her smile and the confidence of her walk were unchanged.
Cat.
So, exactly how does this puzzle solve?
Cat Grant casually rested a hand on her purse, unsure whether she would need the pepper-spray within. The man—and he seemed to be *quite* a man, given the tights—held out a folded piece of paper to her, but otherwise made no move.
He didn't reply, and with his head completely covered by that eyeless mask, she couldn't read his expression. Was it a stick-up note? A flier for some weird new club?
He’s into masks and leather.
He waved the paper a little, and Cat took it. Why not? It was only a piece of paper...
Very cute little ficlet. It did manage to bring a smile or two to my face
Michael