Oh you beat me to it. Luckily I 'refreshed'.
That was fun!
At first I was thinking this was about Lois and that was the trick.
Then I read and though, no this isn't Clark. It doesn't fit.
I really like who it turned out to be!
EDIT - I thought I posted this at 9:51CST, a minute after the first post. I went for a walk and realized I never hit post! Me bad. I have to stop doing that.