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Hey, Nancy, this was really funny! And cute. Imagine, Superman himself gets to play Jimmy Olsen in a movie about Superman set in the LnC universe!!! Priceless!

And, hey, this was just so funny too:



She's pointing out her trailer to him!!

Hmmm, yes. That's what this story is called, isn't it? Superman is hot?

So funny! Superman is supposed to play a policeman, but all the director really wants him to do is be Superman. And this sweet Man of Steel doesn't realize his hotness factor!

Good! You know I'm always relieved when he does that!

I wish it had been so for real! Of course, if you made a Superman movie where Superman was played by Brandon Routh, Clark Kent by Dean Cain, Lois Lane by Teri Hatcher, Jimmy Olsen the policeman was played by Superman himself and his partner 'Sugar', whom he has the hots for, was played by Kate Bosworth, well, I can imagine that this movie would be hot! A blockbuster indeed! Where can I buy a ticket, Nancy?

Ann (who'd nevertheless miss Jason in this sensational movie, since she considered Superman and Lois's son to be a super-excellent addition to the new "real world" Superman movie, 'Superman Returns')

I think that what is meant is that Clark is uneasy because he doesn't want people wondering if he really does have a secret identity, and connecting him to Clark again; after all, it wouldn't be the first time!

Nancy! That was excellent!!

Well... Clark... come on! DUH. *lol* They make movies about real life criminals and people pay money to see that, why wouldn't they want to se *SUPERMAN*... Please!

Has it not occured to these people that they would save hundreds of thousands of dollars by having Superman play himself? Imagine all the CGI they wouldn't have to do... Like not having to hang an actor up on wires and get dozens of rotomonkeys to fix all the frames so they could remove the green screen and have the actors appear to be flying in Metropolis instead?

Boy... Hollywood people are really NOT smart.

LOL!


Hehehe! I like that they have 2 separate people playing Clark and Superman. Good thinking!! Mind you, I think I'd have gotten Dean to play Superman -- but that's just cause in a Superman movie, he gets more airtime than Clark Kent does. Hehehe! I did like Brandon Routh in the role, though, I promise. He's got a *great* voice for a superhero. (and voices are really important to me!)

Oh, come on, Clark! Of course they would. Didn't Lois fall for some of the world's stupidest excuses? Like the Cheese of the Month and stuff...? Hehehe!

Oh, *gawd* yes! Hot, hot hot! Very, very, very hot. *drool* ...hummm... sorry... I'll try to contain myself a bit.

Hehehehe! Love that. Great comment!!

Slaps her with a wet noodle.

Hey, the man is so hot he once made the temperature rise real high in the middle of winter.
Huh? What? That was Lex Luthor doing that? Really? Oh... okies... carry on.

Of course he did. The man spends half his life pretending to be 2 people, no wonder he'd be a great actor.

hehehe! Love that. Wish it were true!

Great little vignette, Nancy. Thanks for sharing it, it was just...well... super. hehehe!

Hi Nancy,

I'm not much into cutting chunks from the story, but I did enjoy reading you story.

If Clark is confused, then heaven help us!

Regards, and looking forward to more stories,

SNL

Nancy, this is absolutely priceless! I love the idea and everything about the execution I won't go about quoting because it won't be fair - there are too many good lines and ideas in this story!

Amazing work! Keep it up!!

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Thank you, Ann, Marcus, Lara, SNL, and Anna.


Dean Cain played in two 'Gentle Ben' movies on the Animal Planet television station. His son in the movie had a 'pet' bear.

'Las Vegas' is a television show here. Dean Cain plays the owner of a casino / hotel in a recurring role.
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Then Marcus posted:

Yes, Marcus. That's pretty much what I meant. I'm implying that while people think he might have a secret identity, no one except a select few really know. He is Clark Kent and is married to Lois Lane as Clark Kent. Superman is still what he does. If everyone knew he was Clark Kent then they wouldn't have had to give him a made up secret identity.
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Actually Clark, Lois, and Jimmy still work at the Daily Planet. The policeman identity was a complete fabrication.
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In this little story, this is the first movie. Kal-L and Sugar haven't gotten around to that yet. Perhaps, I'll write a little sequel.
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Believe it or not, I actually had two lines about this in the pre-edited story. They would have probably assumed he couldn't act, and he wouldn't have had time, either. That would have been pretty scary for him to play himself as his alter-ego Kal-L, the police officer, too.

Here's the bit about him flying. I really didn't quite like the way I had written it. ....

At first they had asked him to do the flying scenes, but he had refused as he just didn't have the time. Then they realized that it would be easier to fake the flying than to use a plane to film him actually flying. He was relieved because they had asked him numerous times.

My thinking was that that between the shadows of the airplanes and helicopters, and trying to get the right angle, and then having to super impose Brandon's face onto Superman's body, that they would end spending as much or more money anyway.
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I'm glad you picked up on that.
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I'm glad you guys liked my story!!

Hehehe - of course. I was just being sarcastic...

In fact, I think you had them exactly how movie producers should be. These people don't always sound logical to me - and your version of them doesn't either, so really, it's just perfect.

Lara, thanks for pointing out that thing about Superman obviously being a good actor, since he has to play two different people all the time!

So funny, Nancy!

Ann