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I have to thank Nancy for patiently working her way through my countless rewrites of this whole episode (including the two parts following this one - it's all just one extremely long scene). Without her constant nagging, her great suggestions and encouragement it wouldn't be half as good as it turned out to be. In fact, it wouldn't even be half as long as it is. Aw, thanks, Mellie. If the chosen one does not answer, he has to take the dare..." Lucy's choice of pronouns did *not* bode well for him, so he tried to get out of the immediate danger. This is just now striking me as hilariously funny…. Lois made a great show of kissing her die before throwing it. Clark felt his blood boil. If Lois just wasn't bestowing her favours on a stupid die... Why Clark, do you mean that you want Lois to kiss you!! "I told my little sister about meeting you in nothing but a towel. And she wouldn't believe my ... descriptions. Perhaps you could prove to her what she didn't believe then?" Lois suggested, coquettishly batting her eyelashes at him. A hairy ape? "So, you did wax your chest, after all. It sure looks good," Lucy gushed while getting up.  I hope Lucy eventually finds out that Lois fibbed about the hairy chest, and that he doesn't really wax... Or does he? "So, you did wax your chest, after all. It sure looks good," Lucy gushed while getting up. She then took a few steps towards a very puzzled looking Clark and smoothed her hand over his chest. "Hmm, and it feels so good," she continued, inching even closer to him. She was close enough to be able to kiss him on his chest and was lowering her head to do just that. Feeling his blood rush to several places – his face, for one - Clark suddenly took a step backward. He looked at Lucy in awkward silence while trying to regain control of his body, but some body parts elude control. There was a definite tent pole under his towel. Lois' features turned from alarmed to a rather amused expression. Automatically, Clark returned to his seat, reached for his wine glass and emptied it - again. In his opinion, the situation with Lucy was getting terribly out of hand. Oh, my goodness. If that happened when Lucy kissed his chest, what’s gonna happen when Lois gets… umm… to kiss his chest. And Lois saw? Oh, my, how embarrassing for Clark. You’ve just added all sorts of goodies haven’t you? "Okay, I'll come over. See you there!" There was a certain note of excitement in his voice. Jimmy didn't dare to question his luck any further. Oh, he really does have a crush on Lucy, doesn’t he? Lois and Clark burst out laughing. When it finally subsided, Clark said,
"Remind me to *never* let a Lane woman have her way with my place!" But having one certain Lane woman have her way with you would be okay, wouldn’t it, Clark? "So that's why you slipped out on me out from your editor's office? On second thought, it wasn't too bright to tell you that I wanted to nail.. well, the other you, at your editor's, was it, now? Love the double entendre… She was barely out of it, revealing her bra to sport Superman's emblem when, once again, she glanced at Clark, his mouth hanging open. In the back of his mind Clark realized that her panty matched her bra. Mamma mia, does it show again?' When he reached that part, he had to check whether *it* did show again. Needless to say, it did. Clark considered crossing his legs but decided that that would look even more stupid than the stupid tent he was sporting at the moment. An arm across his lap might work… Looking forward to more surprises...
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Hi, Great part! 
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Don't like Luthor, unfinished, untitled and crossover story, and people that promises and don't deliver. I'm getting choosy with age.
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This has been a fun story so far. I do wonder if this 'truth or dare' game is going a bit beyond what the Lois and Clark of this stage of their relationship would actually do. Also, the sisters have seemed to have done a rather quick about face. Just hours before they were quite contentious with each other, now they are like conspirators out to 'get' Clark.
I can see that the continuation of this little game could prove quite interesting.
Tank (who can think of a great dare for Lois, probably coming from Lucy... daring Lois to cut her hair)
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This is cute, nice to see them involved in dangerous horseplay!
Can't wait for the next chapter!
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Another part already? wee!!!  After that, another argument concerning their sleeping arrangements had ensued. Why? LOL! Just get Lois to sleep with Clark already... hehehe! (yes, I know... PG Folder!) Both Lucy and Lois had agreed on wanting to share the bed with him for one reason or another, which, in turn, had put Clark in a rather uncomfortable position. For one reason or another? mmm... Isn't "just because he's a gorgeous male specimen" enough of a reason? Would be for me... In the end, he had managed to solve this problem by telling Lois and Lucy that they were free to share the bed with each other, and they had grudgingly accepted. See girls, you should have just agreed to *alternate nights* -- just like in HiM. hehehehehe! (Yes, yes, PG... I know. It's just, I can't get the toes curling idea out of my head. I totally blame Nancy!!! rofl!) "No way!!!" chorused Lois and Lucy. Lucy added, "I already know my sister. I'd be much more interested in uncovering *your* dirty little secrets. By the way, Clark, do you have any drinks to offer?" Lucy and Lois looked pleadingly at Clark. Oh come on! Truth or dare *and* drinks? And you really expect me to believe that this is not going to end with someone's toes curling???? pfff!!!! "You will be disappointed, though. Because I don't have any 'dirty little secrets'," Maybe they aren't dirty, but you have red and blue secrets, my dear. Definitely!! 'And apart from that, my secrets are far from small.' Definitely not small. In fact, your secrets can leap tall buildings in a single bound, if I remember correctly. hehehe! Suddenly Lucy's eyes widened in shock at the implications. Her current favourite author's name was Jerry Clark. As in Jerome. hehehe! Clarkie is in trou-ble!!!! "So, Clarrrk," she purred. "What *is* your biggest secret?"
"I like to wear spandex tights and a cape," Clark answered, with a huge grin.
The girls did a double take. "What? What do you mean?"
"Tights and a cape... you know?"
"What? You mean, like Superman?" Lois asked
"Not *like* Superman, Lois," Clark said, with a sly smile. "I happen to BE Superman."
A second later, Clark found himself burried under the two girls who were literally fighting to get to him......see!!! I told you this would have toes curling somewhere in it. ROFL (I'm sorry... for some reason, I find myself very amusing...) Clark felt that he had to clarify this order. "So, you want me to get undressed .."
"Completely undressed!" interrupted Lois. AH! That's even saucier than what I was imagining!!!!! What he did not expect, however, was that Lucy was positively drooling. I know you can't see *that* far away, but we're *all* drooling over here. Every single one of us!! I myself am likely to drown in a puddle of drool if you flex those arm muscles even just a little bit. Just so you know. There was a definite tent pole under his towel. Hey - what folder are we in?? LOL "Perhaps you could bring something? Make it a lot of something. I really appreciate good cocktails. Especially sweet ones with a lot of 'wham!' in them." /me suddently find herself humming "Wake me up before you go-go" but then realizes we're not talking about that kind of wham! LOL! This is going to turn into one wild party.... are you SURE we're in the PG folder?!?! Will there be an nfic alternate scene to this?? PLEASE? Clark did *not * have a secret identity. ROFL! Clark is lucky he has a few secret identities!  Her pantyhose proved troublesome, though. Whoever invented these things should be strangled with them! Oh, man, I so agree with her there!! Ok... a strip-tease? Olympe, please... nfic version!!!! I think Clark's "tent" would be pleased as well. hahaha! Oh, LOL! I'm so glad he picked Lois in order to show Lucy the perfect kiss! It's so cute!! YAY!!! Nice part, Olympe! I can't wait to see what comes next!  (and sorry for the silly comments... sometimes I can't help myself! You made my laugh so much!!)
Superman: Why is it that good villains never die?
Batman: Clark, what the hell are good villains?
=> Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
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Ooh, I'm so excited that you posted. This was an awesome part but I don't like the threesome that's going on. Lucy is making me very uncomfortable. If Clark would let her, she'd be all over him!
I am anxiously waiting for the nexxt part.
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Great part Mellie! This truth or dare game is quite interesting. I'm curious to find out what Clark will do with all the alcohol he has drunken. Will he get drunken? I mean, several people claim that he only has to drink enough. Will he act drunken? Could be fun as well. Or will he forget that he has to react to that stuff and make Lois and Lucy very curious if h happens to be addicted. Uhh...lots of interesting ways to explore. And I wonder if Clark shot himself in the foot by inviting Jimmy as well. Doing the happy dance...  Come back soon, Mellie!!!
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Wow, I've never had so many people commenting...  doublel Can't wait for the next chapter! It's on. LaraMoon: Another part already? wee!!! Well, truth to be told, I wrote the first draft of it about three months ago (on index cards). I just had to get everything else set to get here. Why? LOL! Just get Lois to sleep with Clark already... hehehe! They will sleep together in part 8. Promise! For one reason or another? mmm... Isn't "just because he's a gorgeous male specimen" enough of a reason? Would be for me... Should I have spelled it out? See girls, you should have just agreed to *alternate nights* -- just like in HiM. hehehehehe! [Big Grin] LOL! Oh come on! Truth or dare *and* drinks? And you really expect me to believe that this is not going to end with someone's toes curling???? pfff!!!! They are not alone. Besides, this is PG... "I like to wear spandex tights and a cape," Clark answered, with a huge grin.
The girls did a double take. "What? What do you mean?"
"Tights and a cape... you know?"
"What? You mean, like Superman?" Lois asked
"Not *like* Superman, Lois," Clark said, with a sly smile. "I happen to BE Superman."
A second later, Clark found himself burried under the two girls who were literally fighting to get to him.  I find that one highly amusing, too. Do you want to write the nfic for me? Hey - what folder are we in?? LOL Would you rather have the tent pole fold? Besides, what do inanimate objects, such as tent poles, have to do with the choice of folder? Ok... a strip-tease? Olympe, please... nfic version!!!! I think Clark's "tent" would be pleased as well. The tent or the pole? Sheila: This was an awesome part but I don't like the threesome that's going on. Lucy is making me very uncomfortable. If Clark would let her, she'd be all over him! Help, Jimmy, help! bakasi: I'm curious to find out what Clark will do with all the alcohol he has drunken.
Will he get drunken? I mean, several people claim that he only has to drink enough.
Will he act drunken? Could be fun as well. Well, watch out for part eight... (around 24 hours from now.) Well, the next part (part 7) is already posted.
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It's just, I can't get the toes curling idea out of my head. I totally blame Nancy!!! rofl! This is just now striking me as hilariously funny…. Wait a minute. you read through this how many times? And just now you notice? You're quick... I don’t know. But for some reason it suddenly struck me as funnier than I’d previously noticed….
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Truth or Dare? Truth or Dare!? Mellie, you've just decided my contribution to smut month. As Clark had expected, Lois glared at him, feeling tricked of a treat. What he did not expect, however, was that Lucy was positively drooling. *That* made him blush crimson. Oh boy. By then, Clark's eyes were sparkling. "Well, since you got me to undress, I think payback is only fair. So, why don't you get started *here* and *now*?" No way! Of course, he was aware that he couldn't let her undress completely. That would most assuredly botch their friendship. But he figured that she didn't have to know that he intended to stop her - eventually. Spoil sport. And just did you have to post in the gfic folder? Again, Lois hesitated. She really didn't want to go on. When her right hand moved to the left strap of her bra, Clark cleared his throat. Could he forget after all due to lack of oxygen in his upper brain? With a startClark realized that Lois would never forgive him if he didn't stop her at once. He stopped the music instantly. Puzzled, Lois looked at him, faltering in mid-movement.
"Lois, I think you should stop here." Did she imagine it or did his voice sound different? And did his eyes always seem to glow like that? Or was it just the light? Confused, Lois sat down beside Clark her eyes avoiding his gaze. To Clark's utter embarrassment, Lois was looking straight at the towel... Yeah, well, about that Lois. See, men they um you see :p quote:"I like to wear spandex tights and a cape," Clark answered, with a huge grin.
The girls did a double take. "What? What do you mean?"
"Tights and a cape... you know?"
"What? You mean, like Superman?" Lois asked
"Not *like* Superman, Lois," Clark said, with a sly smile. "I happen to BE Superman."
A second later, Clark found himself burried under the two girls who were literally fighting to get to him.
[Lol] I find that one highly amusing, too. Do you want to write the nfic for me? [Lol]  Michael
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