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What did Lucy said to Lois? [Hyper]

To his shock, he didn't blow out the flames as he usually did. Instead, he caused an enormous explosion - which then put out the fire.

"If I remember correctly, I promised Lois a glimpse - not the full panorama view. Not even for 'just a minute'. She has already had more than that, I'd wager."

Well, since the last part is still fresh in your minds, I'll just start. But not before thanking Nancy for her help. There's a little new goody just for you! Enjoy!

"Well, yeah, but it would still have stopped her babbling," Jimmy replied with mock bravado, causing everyone to erupt with laughter.

"I'd like to see you in that!" Lois blurted out. Everyone in the room gaped at her. "I didn't actually say that aloud, did I?"

To his shock, he didn't blow out the flames as he usually did. Instead, he caused an enormous explosion - which then put out the fire.

Clark returned to the firemen. The chief looked at him curiously. "Since when do you possess dynamite-breath? Never mind, at least the explosion used up all the oxygen and thus put out the fire. Thanks for your help."

Clark immediately took off again, wondering if he'd had one drink too many. The alcohol might have been the cause of the explosion, after all. He exhaled into his hand and quickly inhaled again through his nose, probing his breath. He couldn't smell anything wrong. But he sure felt lightheaded.

There, he spun out of his suit and put on his thong.

Jimmy remarked, "Well, are you two Mr. and Mrs. Superman now?" Lucy had a hard time trying not to laugh.

Lois glared at Jimmy. "I'm no more Mrs. Superman than... than Clark is Superman," she replied acerbically, which made Lucy end up with hiccups because she was trying too hard to refrain from laughing.

"When you were kissing Lois, you were positively floating. Does that happen often, or was it a once-in-a-lifetime slip?"

Lucy shook her head in wonder at Clark's last statement. Looking up at him, she answered, "I wouldn't miss it for the world! I'd have to be nuts to miss my chance to fly with *Superman*! But would you mind flying over Pisa? I'd love to have a look at the Leaning Tower."

Will the next part happen to be posted tonight?? Mellie, you can do better than that, can't you?! hehehe!

Boy, I’d like to see him try…

(Well, okay, it’s the closest thing I could find to dynamite…)

And I’d like to know exactly where the ‘S’ is.

Love it!!

Hehehe… Thanks.

Oops. [Embarrassed] I changed it from Chinese to Italian for some reason. I guess I forgot some pieces...

Sweet! Where do you get all those goodies from?

*Not* on the backside - it's a thong, after all..

Well, this is what I added for you. After that comment on their matching underwear...

Blushing at Clark's remark, Lois moved to Clark's side. He quickly wrapped his towel around both of them, covering both their legs and most of their torsos. Then he put an arm around her and pulled her closer. She emitted a gasp of surprise, but didn't protest. He inhaled the scent of her shampoo, then bent down to her ear and whispered, "Does that mean that you want me to give it a try? Just to prove I know how to do it?"

"In your dreams, Kent, in your dreams," she answered for everyone to hear, snuggling closer to him at the same time. Clark smiled, knowing perfectly well not to trust Lois' rash words, but her bodily reaction instead.

Just then, they heard Lois cry of outrage.

"You can't mean that!"

"Trust me on it, you'll feel much better When All Is Said And *Done*," Lucy said to calm her sister down.

Clark broke into a sweat. In an attempt to cover his discomfort, he asked, "May I get dressed before we get going?"

At first, Lucy giggled helplessly. Picturing Clark flying around in his Superman thong did this to her. When she was able to speak again, she told him, "Suit yourself!" all the while enjoying the ambidexterity of that statement.

Thanks for teaching me a new word! No, I didn't look it up. I sincerely doubt that my morally upstanding English-Swedish dictionary would include such a word. (Okay, I looked up "thong" after I started writing this just to test my dictionary - dictionary truth or dare, you know? - and said dictionary tells me that a thong is a leather strap.) But if it is something a person can wear... something a man can wear... and it's hugely embarrassing... I get it, I get it!!!

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Oh yes she can, Lois. Let me guess. Your sister dared you to tell Clark you love him, didn't she?

When All Is Said And *Done*? I like the *Done* bit. Will your story show us how they *do* it? [Goofy]

(I would have said "ambivalence" instead of "ambidexterity" here, but it's not as if I'm the native English speaker.)

Love the way you write her drunken speech.

A wavy line! So funny! But poor Lois.

Okay, Mellie, I have a dare for you. Get Clark and Lois in bed together and take off Clark's clothes! (And, of course, Lois's clothes too! )

Thanks for teaching me a new word! No, I didn't look it up. I sincerely doubt that my morally upstanding English-Swedish dictionary would include such a word. (Okay, I looked up "thong" after I started writing this just to test my dictionary - dictionary truth or dare, you know? - and said dictionary tells me that a thong is a leather strap.) But if it is something a person can wear... something a man can wear... and it's hugely embarrassing... I get it, I get it!!

Oh yes she can, Lois. Let me guess. Your sister dared you to tell Clark you love him, didn't she?

"Suit yourself!" As in, put on your (Superman) suit! (I would have said "ambivalence" instead of "ambidexterity" here, but it's not as if I'm the native English speaker.)

Well, I had to look this word up in order to use it. And, of course, I spelled it incorrectly. (Ask Nancy. Or better, don't! ) You know, there are some very good English-German dictionaries online...

I'm no good with pictures. But I wish there was one. So does Nancy.

No pictures?