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Oh my gosh! LOL! <DJ falls out of chair> That was hilarious! Thanks for sharing. <bg> Ahhhh, I had to laugh out loud and hubby stared at me like I was crazy. Too funny. -- DJ
Smile and the world smiles with you ... frown and you're just giving yourself wrinkles.
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I'm a firm believer in the fact that God doesn't put any more on us than we can bear. He does however make us come to Jesus every so often.
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“Is he dead, Lois?”
“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!” - Further Down The Road by Terry Leatherwood.
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"You take turns, advise and protect one another, even heal or be healed when the going gets too tough. I know! That's not a game--that's friendship!" ~Shelly Mezzanoble, Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress: A Girl's Guide to the Dungeons & Dragons Game Darcy\'s Place
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Oh wow! That is awesome! I thought at first Clark was playing a joke on Bruce but that twist at the end..... ..... I want a sequel!!!!! I want to know how Clark gets revenge on Lois!!! SEQUEL!!! SEQUEL!!! SEQUEL!!! PRANK WAR!!!! The Little Tornado.
The Little Tornado is .... .... Marisa Wikramanayake Freelance Writer & Editor, Board Member of SoEWA and Writing WA http://www.marisa.com.au
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Boards Chief Administrator Emeritus Nobel Peace Prize Winner
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Oh my. /me wipes tears of laughter. Wonderful, Mary. Poor, poor Clark. Lois is so dead. I loved Bruce's responses - so succinct and yet filled with so much meaning. ROTFL! DJ - love the icon! LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly. Aramis: Yes, sorry. Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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That was great!
Superman: I hear you've been looking for me. Lois: All my life.
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Oh, my gosh! Where is that splutter warning you were supposed to use?
The only known quantity that moves faster than light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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Super funny. The only thing missing was Lois snickering off-screen as Clark hung up the phone. Thanks for the laugh, BJ
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Thanks, guys! Glad you like!
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Heee! Poor Clark. I would SO love to be a fly on the wall to THAT meeting! Bwahahaha!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
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Loved the story, but love your sig as well. More quotes from the missing Missing Link.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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I could just hear Clark being Clark and Bruce being Batman and Lois giggling in the background! And I, too, would like to know what Bruce said to Clark at the next Justice League meeting! Ann
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hehehe! Loved it! Absolutely hilarious!!
Superman: Why is it that good villains never die? Batman: Clark, what the hell are good villains? => Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
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Hahaha, that's classic! I can't believe that I didn't catch the April Fool's thing.
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~~Even heroes have the right to dream.~~
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