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And don't think I'm either confirming or denying, because I'm not. I'm just doing the familiar task of finishing hubby's sentences.

Elisabeth

I'll buy the next!

For now, I'll take a shot of evil while I'm at it.

alcyone

Alas, I don't really drink either. <gasp!> No flashing. No tightening pants. No swearing like a sailor.

That's why I write fanfic. Mousy little me can take a step outside her dreary existence.

But hey, when you all get done drinking, you're going to need a ride home. And I'm an excellent driver.

Hey, I'm a two-drink-max girl. I'll have an immoraltini and a gutterita, and then call it a night.

Swearing? ... Not much. I traditionally watch my ^&*($#^ mouth.

Tightening of pants? ... Only when I eat too much.

Flashing? ... Well, anyway, back to the point.

If I had a rack like yours, Jenn, I'd flash people too.