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*snort!*  This was so fun, Mary. A great way to start the day. 
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I have to admit, when I saw the title, I wasn't sure I wanted to read something about bathrooms - especially during breakfast.  But...  That was way too amusing!  Well done!!
Superman: Why is it that good villains never die?
Batman: Clark, what the hell are good villains?
=> Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
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Bwa-ha-haaahh!!!! Mary, that's just lovely! The poem and the broccoli... oh, the things there are there to discover for a very young man on his first visit to a public men's room... Wonderful!!! Ann
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Mary - this was fun! Poor little kid! And poor Clark having to deal with it . Carol
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"Who would want banana-flavored broccolli?" haha this really was great!!
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I'm a believer in going forwards." ~Kate Winslet
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I want to say thanks for the tasty treat, but I wont.
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"Fun will now commence" 7of9
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LOIS:I don't like you.
MAYSON: Really? Oh god, that is such a relief - I don't like you either.
LOIS: That makes me feel so much better
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Lovely crack, Mary! Poor Clark! But lovely solution with the brocolli.  Saskia
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Too funny!!!
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Banana-flavored. Hmmm...I can't help but be reminded of a picnic where Lois had a big banana.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Great story! I hope Clark has an easier time teaching his son urinal etiquette. Yes, ladies, no matter how mysterious your bathroom habits,  there is a pattern to which urinal is visited, and in which order. Perhaps this is the only secret we men have remaining from women. 
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That was so cute! Great stuff.
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Thanks, guys! I'm glad you like it! Originally posted by woody:
Banana-flavored. Hmmm...I can't help but be reminded of a picnic where Lois had a big banana. *swats*
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What a funny story! The title actually got me curious and made read it I had a bad day and you have positively make it all go! Thank you!  Carolyn
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This little story just cracked me up! Kids are so funny sometimes!
I remember reading another L&C fic a few years ago where the kid found some in the bathroom and filled them with water because she thought they were balloons. LOL!
Good times!
Clark: "You don't even know the meaning of the word 'humility,' do you?"
Lois: "Never had a need to find out its meaning."
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