I haven't counted the scavenger items yet, but you blended them in beautifully!
Lemme help.
We kept a print-out of the list with notes on it around the house until it was well-worn and practically decomposing. Come to think of it, I think there might have been a spaghetti sauce stain too. Here's what we have written so far.
1. Ninjas—Lois and Justin want to be ninjas together. This was a salute to my eldest daughter whose best friend Justin and she wanted to be ninjas. After the family watched Ninja Warriors, I came in one day to find the closet door on her bed, with a hole in the drywall nearby. She had tried gluing her hands to the door so she could climb up like they did in the show. One would think that she would have learned her leson, but the next day she noticed that the kitchen door was metal and therefore heavier…
5. Another Superhero—The Brown Hornet
6. A man in a dress—Wear a humiliating dress, since you arent’ much of a man anymore
9. Bees—The bees wouldn’t share the orange drink
10. Canned peas—Served with “macaroni” and cheese
11. A small child with a lisp—Well, duh!
12. A dog—The toys dogs on the back of the toy firetruck
13. Something else from Krypton—The diaper thing
17. Smurfs—The size of the people shrunk by Annette
18. The word "Leftindiary"—The license plate in the car nearby
22. A person from the future—Her fiancé is a man from her future
23. A family reunion—The visit to Star Labs was a family reunion
24. Jimmy doing something weird—I thought “Koochy coo-ing” a four-year-old was weird, but there are those who might feel otherwise
25. A lawn mower—The machinery Klein was repairing
26. A goat—Trulabelle, the toy goat
33. A stage production of Oklahoma—Lois watches Oklahometown on PBS while the adults talk
38. Pasta—Clark serves pasta (sing with me) and called it macaroni
39. The phrase, "I should have known the pants would end up there."—The pants are too big
40. A foreign word for "chair"—the made-up definition of leftindiary
41. A monkey—barrel of monkeys
42. Forty-Two—Lois’ height is 42 inches
43. A robotic ligament—Jimmy hypothesizes Lois is a robot-cyborg-clone after she punches him with her bionic arm
46. A completely random and insane act of violence (not necessarily graphic or gorey)—Tom and Jerry cartoons
47. A shovel—Tom hits Jerry
48. Temporary amnesia—Lois has no memory except that of a child
50. A kid show—Tom and Jerry
53. Lois punching a guy—Lois socks Jimmy when she thinks he’s a bad guy
56. A boy making funny faces—Jimmy greets Lois
57. A girl screaming about her ice cream cone—Lois wants more than a breath mint
58. Cat Grant saying something wise—Children are to be seen and not heard.
59. Jimmy quoting Yoda—Do or do not; there is no try.
62. A red car—Had a license plate lftndry
63. A pickup truck—from Snoil Exterminators
65. Fish—Lois prefers them to lab rats
68. Eleven Forks—The twelfth got stuck in the garbage disposal
72. Cookies that taste terrible—Lois doesn’t like her own cooking
76. Someone getting drunk—Ellen
82. A strange phone call—Clark asks his folks for help
85. A woman named Mrs. Penelope Breadandbutter—The Chinese doll who uses chopsticks
88. Firetrucks—Toy trucks with dogs on them
91. A retirement home for a particular type of people—a “rest home” to give the alcoholic Ellen a rest
92. A special guest appearance by someone you know—This was shameless, I know. I put Labby in there, even though it was very much out of character. For one thing, her creative juices have been elsewhere for a long time. For another, she doesn’t write badfic
93. A crack-pairing (fanfiction definition of this phrase)—Alton Brown and the Brown Hornet
95. A bowler hat—Lois puts on a show for Clark while he fixes lunch
96. Sour milk—paired with gross cookies
BTW, the original thread was found here: http://www.lcficmbs.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=3;t=000570;p=1#000013
