/Eyes Carol nervously/
*ahem*. I am writing this of my own volition. Ms Carol has not co-erced me into posting. I am unharmed, and have been treated very well. >_>
Really, Carol, this was beautiful.
I'm really glad to have read it, though there's no way I plan to go back over those chapters of Idiot!Clark that I missed.
This was really good, and you gave it a wonderful ending.
Just one nitpick though: Couldn't Bernie be Italian? Just a little bit?