“We’ve got x-ray specs that really work, not like those fakes you see in the backs of the comic books.”
You know, I always wanted to buy those, but my parents wouldn't let me....Plus I wanted Sea Monkeys. I wanted to see them build their little house just like it showed in the drawing.
Still, all he had to do was take off the glasses. It wasn’t like he’d spend seventy years pining after a woman who didn’t know he existed. Nobody was that stupid.
“Could I interest you in collapsible boots and capes? They use genuine fifth dimensional technology to phase in and out of the universe on command. We can make them up in any fashion you’d like.”
He stopped for a moment and frowned. “This stuff is safe, isn’t it?”
She kept her smile carefully fixed on her face as she said “Absolutely safe.”
By the time he found out that the capes and boots were cursed, the store would be long gone, in another dimension.
That explains so much!
“I can’t give you your money back. It clearly states in the contract you signed that rocket powered skates are nonrefundable.”
I always wondered where the coyote got all that Acme stuff...
And I love how the coyote doesn't say anything - he never speaks.
Sometimes retail wasn’t all that different from being a vengeance demon.
Why do I think that you've actually worked retail?
Shayne, I just about fell off my chair laughing so hard!
It's been ages since a Buffy crossover, I think. Good one. Hilarious. 
