As for the chopsticks, I was thinking that Clark knew how to use them, but decided against them after finding a fork more practical... Lois is supposed to just assume that's what he was musing about. Maybe I'll clarify that paragraph before I put it in the archive. After all, I agree with you--our Clark is cultured enough to know how to use chopsticks. :p
Thanks for your suggestion!
-Wanda
"He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?" -Lois Lane, I've Got a Crush on You.