Clark's "Cheese of the Month Club" excuse was pretty, well, cheesy. It got me to thinking about what other excuses he really should NOT try out on Lois. I must say that it proved to be very hard coming up with excuses that were even lamer than many he had actually used, but here's what I came up with.
Feedback welcome. :-)
Disclaimer: I can make no excuse about the fact that Lois and Clark are not mine...
Ten Excuses Clark Should NOT Tell Lois
by Lynn S. M.
Submitted March, 2010
10. I have to walk my pet goldfish.
9. I have to shovel my driveway. (Said in the middle of July.)
8. I have to reformat my hard drive. Right now. It's an emergency!
7. I just remembered...I have an appointment with my pediatrician.
6. I forgot to turn the month over on my calendar at home this morning. I have to go home right now to do so.
5. I have to rotate the tires on my car.
4. I have to go look up the first thousand digits of pi for an article I am writing.
3. I have to go attend a meeting of Excuse-aholics Anonymous.
2. I just remembered that I forgot to set my VCR to record that show starring Dean Cain and Teri Hatcher. It's my favorite, and I don't want to miss it. I've gotta go...
And the number 1 excuse he should NOT try out on Lois...
1. I've run out of lame excuses. I've got to go off and think up some more.
