This is great!
The chapel attendant didn't even look twice at Superman marrying Lois. They got all kinds coming through there. And every now and then someone would come dressed up as something. So big deal. The guy thinks he's Superman.
You know, I bet that happens in Vegas right now.
There was just one moment of truth, when the registrar asked for his name. Superman had looked directly at Lois and had said, sober, "Clark Kent."
This moment might just save his rear end later on after all the shouting is done. He told the truth there and that will turn out to be important.
The room spun. They laid there, holding each other. And then fell promptly asleep.
Alas, no consummation! So the marriage can be annulled. I wonder which of them will bring that up first.
"It was the red Kryptonite, mom," whined Clark.
I loved this. Clark, a whiner?! Well, yes, right now.