Michael: 
He had *two* Loises all for him!
Just not at the same time.
Well, Clark. Once there was a frog mommy and a frog daddy. And then the stork came and took them away. But he missed the lots and lots of little frog spawn in the pond, which was then found by the nicest crime boss of the land and the hills and the woods. He took the frog spawn with him and gave it lots of little frog pieces to let it grow and then he kissed it and the frog spawn turned into this beautiful lady with an appetite for frogs. The crime boss then showed her how to make the greatest superhero of the land and the hills and the woods happy and sent her off to be his bride. And in return, all he wanted was the woman whom the superhero had chosen for his wife. But then, when the switch was made, the woman suddenly disappeared for almost a second, and when she returned she did not remember a thing. Except that she was in love with the best doctor in the land and the hills and the trees.
“Mom! Lois. My bed. Who *is* she?”
Wait, you’re not planning on offing Kal’s Lois and just returning the baby, are you. I mean, there’s evidence that she’s alive in the future. Okay, just future evidence, but sill. /wonders if the paradox of the temporally displaced Lois could still be resolved… Maybe, through the dimensional barrier. Kal’s Lois would disappear without a stand in, but the general timeline would remain preserved. And with the baby born on the other side, it might be home free.
No, Clark. You can’t break the dimensional barrier that way.
Hey, it's worth a shot.
He could start with: “Remember those articles in the Dirt Digger a couple of weeks ago…?”
Superman got Lois Lane Kent pregnant?
Awwwwww! She’s adorable. Can we keep her?
Nope, she has to have the baby or she'll explode.
So, Lois gets chocolates for Valentine’s Day and the supers get each other? Yeah, that’s gonna sit well with Lois.
The chocolates were from Alt-Lois/UW to canon Lois.
Hey, better than having them indoors all night long?
Probably.
Really? Still? What else does Sam want? They’re now officially married according to Kryptonian law. And if they spend a night in the Meteor (Alt-Lexor) under the name of Mr. and Mrs. El, they’d be officially married according to New Troy law, too.
Well, technically, Lex Luthor is still alive.
Oh? But it’s too early for Luckerbee. Or is that still from the Red K? Or his kiss?
Clark has realized he is living with stand-in Lois and not quite sure what to do about it.
We believe it was the deep chocolate fudge cake that started my contractions a day early with my first child.
But maybe that was just an urban myth.
Actually, that line was based on a true story.
Also, it would make Our-Lois remember all those things, like getting kidnapped, and that would be an added bonus.
Sorry, I really tried to keep canon canon.
Lois. He’s just trying to help.
Sam, stop stating the obvious!
Very interesting exchange of peaks and valleys. But very wet.
Thank God for heat vision.
So, telepathy? Or just more in tune?
Latter.
So, he will get knocked over the head later?
Probably. But he's getting so used to it, it's becoming part of the ritual.
I want real Clark to be here too!