Michael: Right. And Clark is the lunkhead except when he makes us say "awwwwwwwwww".
/slaps him over the head/ And you let her go!
Too late now. She's dating Dan and you're semi-engaged to UW.
So, Lois and Mayson becoming buddy-buddies? That’s probably Clark’s worst nightmare. And the odd wet dream…
Probably best only when he's dreaming.
Yes, he even takes his girlfriends out into thunderstorms just to get them hit by lightning.
He was TAKING her to the HOSPITAL! What should he have done? Let her die because of the storm?
She isn’t…um…sucking Mommy raw, is she?
No, not quite.
No-one! And she means no one gets to play with Mr. Amazing but her!
Come to think of it, Canon-Lois was on several occasions far more exposed in public than Vixen. /wonders if Alt-Lois went undercover like Canon-Lois did/
And they would know the differnce from regular alt-Lois, how?
Yeah. He would do that. Of course, he might need to look for grandparents next, too. And go duck from Ultra Woman trying to bash him to the moon.
You think the Kents would disown their son if he did that to Lois? And UW can't get the Time Machine to work. So, this whole thing might be moot.
He’s been buuuusiiiiiiii! Say, are they all therapists? And it could explain a lot. Lex going to therapy, trying to heal his megalomania. Falls in love with therapist. And here we go again.
She knows about all the ex-wives and that one of them was a shrink, but wasn't sure which one.
But this time he *meant* it!
:rolleyes:
She's a reporter, she notices things... it doesn't mean she'll touch.
That might make Grandpa suspicious, I think.
Actually, I read once that it is PHYSICALLY possible for men to lactate, just more difficult. I'll wait until you come back from screaming to the hills in fear / disguist.
So if MEN can lactate, I'm guessing it's possible for a non-mom to do so as well (with enough "encouragement").
She does remind me a bit of someone there
Over-protective psycho mom = young Darth Vader? Interesting comparison.
And now it’s happened. They’ve allied against him.
Again.
Why not? Would it reflect badly on his manliness?
Only in the tabloids.
Couldn’t they both wear wigs?
Probably.
Maybe they'll go one of those days when he's not paying attention. 'So, Sam, where are Lois and UW?' 'They said something about working on their tans," Sam replied with a shrug, balancing baby Lara on his shoulder. 'Tans?' repeated Clark.
UW can't tan. Tan = sun = Las Vegas. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Daily Whisper headline: "Take It off Superman!" Twins shut down Chipendale review when it was revealed that one of them was actually UW in disguise. Unable to control herself, UW jumped on stage and tore the costume off a striping Superman impersonator... 'Sorry, you're
not that amazing!' she told him, throwing his costume back so he could cover up."
--See why some things work better "off-page"?
She’s got a reason to live again: “Get home and kill husband.”
How about, 'Well, he can't get mad at me for lying now?'
Michael
