Joan: 
Evil writer strikes again!
Michael: And three...
Lois knows where Clark's buttons are.
Yeah, pretending all’s Wells always works.
Why talk about the 400 lbs alien in the room if your mother-in-law is not there to force the issue?
That could be awkward, if she were in actual danger and then landed in ICU.
She doesn't expect him to come, doesn't mean he wouldn't come. She's still the mother of his child.
Why am I thinking he doesn’t mean his wife but the blonde coed he had rescued last night?
Bzzzzzzzzzz. She won't be a co-ed for at least 18 years.
And is that Lara doing this?
No. Clark feels that Lara shouldn't feel the ill-will of her parents fighting. He wants to show Lara that no matter how her parents are feeling about each other, they will still love her no matter what!
“Yes, sweetie. I know that I’m stubborn. But she’s been stubborn first.”
Longer?
He got close to the red stuff?
He remembered what she went through to have his child. So feeling a little more generous.
Trust me,
this isn't K'd.
Yep, that's what she's afraid of.
So, Clark. Do you *now* see how you’re hurting your wife?
/imagines Clark asking why *he's* suddenly the bad guy in this/
How is he the bad guy? When she's worried about him dying?
Michael