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Clark stared at him. “Excuse me?” This was about his drug test? He thought he had passed that with flying colors. Dr. Klein had almost promised him…

Perry lifted off his desk a sheet of golden paper. “Your testosterone levels are off the chart, Clark.”

“Oh.” Clark looked down. Closed his eyes and thought, Lois, I need you. Help me, please!

Clark heard his wife gasp, then a crash. Glancing out to her desk, he saw a pile of papers floating through the air and Lois sitting on the floor, staring at him. Had she heard him? They hadn’t tried using the telepathic connection since she first returned. Clark looked at her pleading with his eyes.

“What in Sam Hill?” Perry opened the door to his office. “Lois, honey, you all right?”

“I’m fine; I just slipped.”

“OK, then.” Perry shut the door with a shake of his head.

“Maybe I should go out and…” Clark stood up.

Perry pointed to the chair. Clark sat back down. He didn’t know the drug testing would check testosterone levels or he would have had an excuse ready. He wasn’t any good at thinking up excuses on the spot. That was Lois’s specialty.

“You’re a good looking kid. Your wife loves you. Why would you need steroids?”

Oh, that was what he thought.

“I’m not on steroids, Chief.”

“What other explanation do you have?” Perry looked at him, but he didn’t have an answer. “You don’t know the kind of trouble…”

The office door opened and Lois came in. “Here’s my copy on the extra husband story.”

“Lois, we’re in the middle…”

“The Chief thinks I’m using steroids, Lois.” Clark looked at her, pleading.

A smile exploded onto her face as she giggled and looked away, while shutting the office door. So, she thought it was funny the idea that their boss thought he was on steroids. Great. Thanks, Lois.

“How cool is that?! Bruce Wayne! Bruce Wayne stole my girlfriend.” He laughed.

Originally posted by scifiJoan:
I can see Jimmy reacting like this:

“How cool is that?! Bruce Wayne! Bruce Wayne stole my girlfriend.” He laughed.

Poor Clark! Perry thinks he's using steroids! How's he going to get out of that? I wonder if Lois' test results will be different due to her blood transfusion from Ultra Woman.

Desired her again. Clark glanced at her and caught her gaze, grinning because they were both thinking the same thing. Another early night at the Kent house. Yippy!

“Ms. Lane! Mr. Kent!” Perry called a second time. “Could you stop making googly eyes at each other and get your butts in my office?”

“What’s this I hear about Multiworld Communications being the new owners of the Daily Planet?”

“The happiest four months of my life, working in publisher limbo.

“It’s a list of topics we’re no longer allowed to write about.”

“Mandatory drug testing?” Clark gulped.

“I hate this, too, but you two certainly don’t have anything to worry about… do you?”

That morning Jimmy had discovered a photo on page six society page of the Gotham Gazette of Bruce Wayne and Penny Barnes on the town in Gotham City. Thank you, Ralph.

Jimmy grinned. Not the response she had expected. “How cool is that?! Bruce Wayne! Bruce Wayne stole my girlfriend.” He laughed.

she does know how to trim the fat in an organization.

Well, Lois is doing a bit of own-blood doping.

Umm…excessive anger? Check. Rage? Check. Violence? Well, yeah, sometimes. Horniness? Definite check. It’s probably just his Kansas calm that keeps it in check.

Jealous?

“Oh great. There goes the imagine.” /Batman goes putting on fuzzy cowl and slippers/

That’s actually…far less than expected.

Mindy? But the non-trashy jacket’s throwing me off…

I don’t know where I think it was, but isn’t there a mention about Perry hoping for a new owner to replace Intergang?

How about Wayne Enterprises buys the Planet?

Yep, Church boys in jail for setting up the bomb at the museum.

Well, with the invent of the Y-chromozone, Bruce has discovered how to be instantly distracted when pretty blondes talk to him.