MouseRocks! Welcome back! We've missed you! I'm sooo sorry to hear about your laptop.
You've been busy. I'm glad you liked the beginning of NH. More to come.
Good, another humanities major.
Michael: Thank you for your funnies.
Down, Ivy! You're just happy because it means you can curse at Clark during the delivery.
You think it will take her
that long to swear at Clark? You DID read GEM, right?
This IS Lois we're talking about here.
Aaaaand, we're done...Okay, I'll admit, I expected Clark to call it quits and go over the note in detail...
All the note said was "Can you meet Prof. Daitch at Eprad Center tonight?" Not much to discuss.
Well, I'll guess the honeymoon's over.
I guess, if this story was really about a honeymoon, there'd be "honeymoon" in the... Never mind.
And the shower? It says nowhere they have to stay in the bed, does it?
Nope. The suite is also furnished with a sunken tub.
They need money to buy a townhouse.
According to GEM's Epilogue they move into the Clinton St. Apt.
Clark. Clark. Clark. You've never seen Armageddon, right? Or Deep Impact? Or Meteor from the 1970s? 1980s? So, let me help you out: *Booooom!*
Hence the added line "Mom said there were no stupid questions."
Hmm...yes, far more dangerous than the asteroid.
#20 on things that might kill Superman list.
She married him. Isn't that proof enough? Either of 'genius' or of 'total whackjob'.
Ooh! Clark should have caught that clue. Duh!
Does this mean he will crash-land in the suite?
/Imagines headline on LNN Nighttimes/
Me, too, which is why it was added to the story.
/imagines Lois, the reporter, walking up to Linda, pulling her shoulder around, and planting a right hook right on her chin./
Superman isn't Lois's husband, Clark is. Of course, there are 1001 other reasons Lois might do this to Linda.
Sorry, Michael, Linda did not have froglegs for breakfast or lunch that day.