“They had only just found my body,” she whispered.
Oh boy?
“Metropolis County Landfill.”
Oh boy.
“Autopsy.” Lois pressed her lips together. “Dissection.”
Oh boy. Oh boy.
“Lois. If an umbilical cord is not cut, the child does not bleed to death. It just dries up and falls off about a week later.”
Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy.
You abandoned them; you went looking for her.”
“Perry and Jimmy would never abandon our friendship,” he said, looking at her unbelievingly, hurt that she could have believed that.
Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy.
“If I had known what really would have happened to you, if you had stayed here, I would have been more inclined to forgive a little infidelity… especially with another me.”
Sorry if this was not the intended reaction, but may I hit him a bit with this nice, green baseball bat here?
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Lois sat up and stared him in the eyes. “You mean I could have had more than the one night with Clark?” She sounded way too excited by that idea.
“Because his Lois would have died if I hadn’t slept with him.” Her bottom lip started to shake and the sobs escaped as Lois buried her face into her hands.
That’s…a twisted way to say that it was fated and can’t be changed.
“That is why I can’t forgive myself, Clark, because try as I might to want that night never to have happened, I can’t wish her dead.” She buried her head in sobs once again.
Umm…Lois?
My guess is that she has the same problem with needles I do.”
/shrugs adorably/
“I’m pretty loveable, Clark. People tend to go overboard to help me,” she replied.
And there’s only one way to train that out of him. LnC have to engage in early-morning activities until he catches them when storming into their room without knocking first.
Inside was a bright blue souvenir Superman t-shirt with the words ‘Lois Lane’s Personal Hero’ written across the back.
Lois laughed. “Clark told her he would never wear it. I guess she didn’t want it to go to waste.”
“I think she’s upset I didn’t bring these back with me,” Lois said laughing. “I’m betting mine says ‘Not Lois Lane’ on the front and ‘Not Lola Luthor’ on the back.”
He chuckled, looking like he was imagining what he would have done if she had done that to him way back when she had been under the influence of Revenge.
Michael
This creepier alternative was due to her. 
There's still one gift that hasn't been opened... 
