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Thoughts here, please! 
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eye witness.
--Mark Twain
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Silence is violence. End white supremacy based violence
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Cute  Joan
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 (The falling asleep while watching the kids, not him getting made-up.)
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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.
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Ah children! The little darlin's! No way is Superman going to work his way out of this one! 
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A writer's job is to think of new plots and create characters who stay with you long after the final page has been read. If that mission is accomplished than we have done what we set out to do, which is to entertain and hopefully educate.
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I have totally been there! Loved this cute little ball of adorable.
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Very cute loved it. And I assumed Lois was home busy in another room. LOL
Clark: “If we can be born in an instant, and die in an instant, why can’t we fall in love in an instant?”
Caroline's "Stardust"
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Very cute and funny. Reminds me of when I was a kid, sitting on the back of the couch with my supplies making little stubby pigtails all over my dad's head. 
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Still giggling. This is so cute, it deserves a Kerth Cuteness Award.
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light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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She was wearing an all-too-pleased smile on her face. Uh-oh! "Notice anything different?" She was beaming now with pride. Never a good question to hear from a small child. Oops! Ever since he and Lois had kids, he'd had to be extra careful that he didn't run out with some sort of food, vomit, or other extraneous items caked on him. Facing the sink, he super speedily washed away the garish makeup- more like face paint- before shouting to Lois that he'd be back and taking off across town. He rolled his eyes at his wife, keeled over on the floor- crying, she laughed so hard. Poor Clark! <snicker> "I mean, the signs have been there all along." Oh no! <snicker> "I mean, if I didn't know what you were capable of in the bedroom, I'd be having my doubts about Superman right about now."  Oooh! You are such an evil author to do that to poor Clark! And I *love* it!!! I really enjoyed this laugh-out-loud tale! Thanks for sharing!
Battle On,
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"Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent
"One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon
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This is a good story. It's sending me to bed chuckling, a nice way to finish a good day. Many thanks for a lot of laughs, SNL 
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Wow! Lots of comments! I'm glad everyone liked it so much! Was a fun bit of silliness to write. And by the way, internet is back up and running- so I am now running at full capacity! So hopefully, besides the fact that I am woefully behind in schoolwork, I should be able to keep up on things a lot better!
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eye witness.
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He groggily waved his hand over his face without opening his eyes, thinking maybe it was a fly and he could just go back to sleep Huh. Lois broke in again? Sighing in defeat, he opened his eyes to come face to face with his four-year old daughter, hovering over him. Aaaaaaahhhh! and her face was practically painted with gobs of lipstick, glitter and eye shadow. Oh boy. Lois is *not* going to like this. "You look even more like a princess with that crown and all of that makeup on?"  "Hey, Lex liked to keep himself looking preened. Oh. Right. Regular *manly* manicure. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. That was…unexpected… fun!  Michael
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It’s National Nailpolish Day on Krypton, their most sacred holiday. On this special day, all the nobles paint their nails extra fanciful to underscore that they do not have to work. That’s what the worker class is for. The untold masses who do not count towards the official population whenever a Kryptonian noble is asked about how many survived the explosion of Krypton. National Nailpolish Day even outranks National Professional Caregiver Day. But that’s a story for another day.  at the population of Krypton. "Yeah, I'm the last son of Krypton. What, that colony of people who have my powers and call themselves Kryptonian? Meh... they're not important. Did you notice the nail polish?" Lois must be furiously happy. Or is that happily furious. Even after all those years, Clark still has no clue how to spin a tale. I'm afraid some things just never change... Well, Jimmy has always been a great stimulant for Clark.  That was…unexpected… fun! Glad you enjoyed! And thanks for all of the comments!
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eye witness.
--Mark Twain
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After all her years of hard work in a man's world and working to further feminine equality, Lois Lane has a daughter who's a super girly-girl. Tempus would appreciate the irony. Michael
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