‘Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly’.
I didn't get that one the first time. Now,
Them some pretty naughty fortunes. Good thing a kid didn't get it.
Lucy will you be my Maid of Honor?
So, they're having another wedding?
“Uh, Sam, who is the new job with?”
“The offer is from S. T. A. R. Labs. They are starting a new division in Medical Research. They heard about the work I did in artificial limbs and such and contacted me. They want me to head up a research group.”
Smart of Clark to double check that it wasn't with LexLabs.
Ellen spoke up, “Wait a minute. Did I hear you right? Are you two living together? My unmarried daughter is living with a man? What were you thinking?
That it's 1992 and she isn't 12.
“What do you mean there is no need of that? You need a chaperone!”
“Mother, listen to me! We don’t need a chaperone! We’ve been living together for months now.”
<<cough>>Ellen lives in dark ages <cough>
“My daughter has been living in sin for months? What were you thinking? Are you at least sleeping in different rooms?”
“Mother, hear me out! No, I’m not living in sin! We also are definitely *not* sleeping in separate rooms. Mother, Clark and I are actually married. We were married in a civil ceremony in the Congo. Clark is so sweet he insisted that even though we were already married he wanted me to have all the pomp and ceremony of a church wedding.
And Lois wanted it?
She never seemed like a big wedding sort of woman. I thought they only went big in canon was because of Ellen.
“I guess he could use another of the guest rooms. Yeah, bring James with you.”
At first I was wondering why Ellen wasn't jumping Lucy's throat to co-habiting with James, but then I realized you had written "
he could use..."
“Good, that will also give you time to get to know my Matron of Honor, Lana Ross. I was Matron of Honor in her wedding.”
Yeah, I still think having both in one wedding (especially a small wedding) is weird. But, as you've gathered, I'm not much of a tradionalist.
Especially if one of them was practically (or actually in an alt-future) engaged to the groom.