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Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here

Oh, look, over there. Something shiny...

working on part 50.

Comments?

Hi Virginia,

I'm wondering if Asabi has been able to bug Clark's apartment.

If he has Luthor could be getting an eyeful.

What a place to leave us! You love torturing us.

Joan

ARGH!

So...you'll be posting tomorrow? Because you couldn't possibly make us wait three days after that ending. Right, buddy? That would be cruel and unusual (I guess more cruel than unusual) punishment. AH!



This is the end of Superman?

Ah, I'm out of time This whole chapter was great! I'll try to get back on later.

If I can't, see you in a couple days! If I make it that long xD

Wow I didn't expect you to go there!

I am still totally confused by Lois taking Clark's lack of condoms in his bathroom as a sign that he might not be a boy scout. I guess it shows that he is in some ways not prepared, which might be her thought patern, but the lack seems such a staight arrow think that the supposition seems truly odd.

I am still a little unclear whether Clark actually agreed to make love to Lois at the end. I think that is what happened, but it might just be Lois sure he has to say yes.

At first I thought we should be doing this for Clark. Then I realized that making love without floating will be very difficult. It will not work.

Ken: Your question will be answered in the next part. Please remember that Lex ordered the bugs late Saturday night and this is currently Sunday.

You don't think Clark could have heard the bugs or checked for them when he returned home?

Joan: Who? Me? Torture? You? Hey! I resemble that remark.

X Phile: Oh, dear, another frustrated reader. Naughty me.

John: Lois's comment about Clark not being a boy scout was a joke about his lack of preparedness. She still believes him to be a boy scout. As Tempus says, villians plan, heroes react. Clark isn't much of a planner.



Good question. Would THIS Clark make love to Lois before telling her his super status?

I like that better than what I thought Lois might be thinking, that Clark just didn't care about protecting his partner.

Ahhh- Virginia, you've been turned to the dark side, leaving us hanging off the cliff like that! And this isn't even in the nfic section.

After thinking about the end some more I remembered Clark had basically agreed that the next time Lois was stone drunk and asked him to have sex with her he would. This easily equates to agreeing to do so the next time no matter what the situation is.

I do not think Clark will tell Lois first that he has Superpowers. I mean, that means not lieing to her any more. The problem is that either he tells her all his secrets, that he is a time traveler from another dimension who is 31 although based on when he was born he is only 27, or he only does half a reveal and leaves himself open to another time when Lois might go beserk mad on him for keeping secrets from her/lieing to her.

Clark should be going right now. Since he has been willing to not tell her Mencken died, and put off telling her about the spying devices for several hours, my guess is he will not tell her that he has Superpowers before making love. I also suspect this will mean that she figures it out on her own, and will be fuming mad at him.

Or maybe he's TOO much of one.

The pills couldn't have kicked in THAT quickly, now, would they?

Or certain men who can fly around the world in seconds.

lol

Oh, My....

*squees madly* I'm sure there's going to be a little bit of an interruptus at some point but still...

Is it time for Jimmy Interruptus? And we have 2 James/Jimmy in this story!

Or is it time for Herb's return?

And now part 37. Oh no! You didn't post it yet!

rkn: Oh, no! Lois wasn't thinking that. More like "he's such a boy scout, he doesn't even expect it when it's coming".

The dark side is coming... in a totally different story.

John: Hmmmm. Does Clark think pain meds = inhebrieated = Lois won't mind later? Because she said it was okay? Hmmmmm.

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But she's so cute when she's mad, right? Right? Clark? Clark? Where did Clark go?

CLARK:

Christina: Yep, you got it!

2 points!

Pain pills don't make one horny. At least, none of the ones I've ever taken.

Yes, well, tomato/potato. (That's you say "Tometo", I say "Tomahto".)

I was going to put

I was going more for the idea "Clark tells Lois he is Superman because he gets tired of telling her lies". They weigh on him a lot, so he comes clean. If he is coming clean he might as well come clean on everything. Of course maybe alt-Clark sees things a little differently.

He might be able to sell Lois on the he's a strange visitor from another planet, but if he told her he's from another time and dimension as well (seriously), Lois might start thinking Supes got a screw loose. It's the type of thing that without HG Wells, it's kind of hard to prove. Also, if he were to tell Lois that he came to this dimension to find her because he had fallen in love with a different version of her who happened to be engaged to a different version of him... he's once again risking angering Lois because he doesn't love "this Lois her" but "other Lois her".

CLARK:

Look! Not even a week late with FDK

But he’s too much of a self-obsessed lunkhead to realize the implications.

Can we get a new model now? One that works correctly?



Time to ask for a urine sample.

Sneaky!

Oh? Also, Ralph?



That, too? What *is* up with him?

Ooooh! Plan B!

No, in Metropolis the waiters still run around with a smoke hanging from their lips, sprinkling ash on all the dishes they serve.

Very sneaky!

So, he really did catch the wayward bullet?

Nigel? What if they showed Nigel’s picture to him? And didn’t Asabi say he had handled the situation? Or was that Nigel and Asabi both handling it independently?

That was Asabi.

There ain’t no such thing as overkill.

Considering he was supposed to die even without turning, I’m guessing it’s ‘never disappoint your backer’?

There’s still the sniper option.

That’s actually true.

How about they try and see if boiling oil would stick more to Luhtor?



That what a picture of them and the Missus is for. It’s usually placed on the desk of the workplace and another one in the wallet.

Huh. Am I just forgetting things or is there usually no Chapter title?

Oh dear.

Michael

Michael: Better late than never.

CAT: Hold it! Hold it! Nobody told me that *that* was a possiblity. I want a re-write of the outline, now!

He often is.

CLARK: It can't be worse than Friends *without* benefits, can it?

Helpful, he was going for helpful. She had been worried about drippage earlier at the cafe.

Of course she has. She's just never seen one at a home before.

To cut, but not to eat.

Liberated LOIS: I'll accept this scenario as long as I get to choose the closet, and I choose Sue S's closet where she keeps her Clark.

CAT: Again! Rewrite!

Do you think they act that fast? Maybe it's just her subconscious being confused by Clark/Superman?

CLARK: And my folks did teach me to eat with both hands.

LOIS: Don't worry, I was once a Girl Scout.

I've broken Michael. Too much UST!

Looks like it paid off to use really tiny words in the manual.



No. She first has to almost put out for Lex and Dan and Ralph.

Michael

CLARK: What? I was supposed to read between the lines?

LOIS: Ralph? Dan? Who's that? The names sound familiar but they make me quesy.

CLARK: Thanks.

EW: Actually, I remember a story recently where... Ah, yes, Anti-K's And Then There Was Light .

Superman couldn't have done all that stuff Clark claims, could he?

Was the before or after he joined the DP?

LOIS: You think I need to add more commas to my copy? :rolleyes: Great, another fly-by-night editor, just what I need. Thanks, I already have one of those by the name of Clark Kent.

CLARK: <<looking uncomfortable>> You know that I fly?

LOIS: What do you mean you fly?

CLARK: <<clears throat>> Huh? I didn't say that.

Kind of like very spicey / peppery roast beef, I think. Pastrami

CLARK: I like that they aren't sweet.

LOIS: You think I'm going to kiss that mouth?

MENKEN'S GHOST: I didn't mean that!

CLARK: But I wouldn't have thought it up on my own.

You mean like Dorian Gray?

LOIS: Chocolates? There's chocolates? Gimmie!

CLARK: But people don't do that in real life?

LOIS: <<shrugs>> I know, but he's cute.

I could have sworn I saw Clark with shaving cream on his face at some point. Hmmmm. I guess he's different from Canon Clark in this way too.

CLARK: What do you mean I need to give back my badges?

Maybe he's just heats her up personally.

EW: I didn't say that. Did I say that? Nope. I don't think I wrote that anywhere.

LOIS & CLARK: Phew.

Lois got pregnant WHEN there was Friends *with* benefits, not *without*. Or did I miss that story?

EW: There's a rumor out there that Clark likes Pumpkin Lois.

CLARK: I do? <<thinks about details>> Okay. I agree with that statement.

LOIS: Excuse me! Don't I get a say in this conversation?

CLARK: No?

She's liberated, not Lesbian (as from the Ancient Greek island of Lesbos... which strangely enough, I though WW was from at one point; clearly not, if recent developments mean anything... Of course, it could also explain why she's not living there any longer.)

You mean Lois's body with Cat's soul, doesn't equal Samsung's phone with Apple's iphone soul?