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To us. Lois was not there when Perry told Lois, so she is not in the know. I guess I underestimated the distance to where Clark is.

Christina:

Yep, in part 15 when Lucy came to the office to make sure Clark wasn't planning on using her sister (quoted line above in Michael's FDK Response).

We know that Lois keeps claiming to "hate" surprises, but she respects anyone who can accomplish it. (Bringing Lucy to the Kerths and conning Lois to go to the Sew. Rec. Fac.)



True.

LOIS: It wasn't MY choice.

Pretty much, except I doubt she ever thought that M&J were Clark's parents being that Martha wouldn't leave a message from "Martha", but "Mom" wouldn't she?

LOIS: Lex gave me the name of a good psychologist by the name of Dr. Carlin. She should be able to help you with these strange beliefs that you're from another dimension, Clark.

Ours did only just recently as well.

Sydney: Another long FDK!

Hee-hee.

CAT: Well, actually, he never consulted me about his choice. It's not like I'm hurt that he didn't consider me... Okay, I am.

You're in luck. Lots of M&J coming up.

MARTHA: As a matter of fact, I'm thinking he might be willing to help us...



Originally this scene was to have Cat take the message and leave it on Clark's desk and only mention it off-hand after he dropped her off in Paris, sending him rushing back to find Lois had discovered the note. OR have Lois overhear Cat take the message. There was more than one reason I sent her out of town.

Superman Express. Private transportation?

I knew I meant to ask you something. French, clearly, isn't one of my languages. Did I totally mess it up how to name a street in French? COULD there be a Rue Loire? So, there isn't a street along the... . Ooops. That was supposed to be Rue Seine. I can't remember why I wrote "Loire"? Oh, right, probably confused the Loire Valley (very beautiful wine region) with the Seine River. It's been a while since I was in France. <<double blush>>

Yes, the river in Paris is the Seine. And there is a street in Paris (a very nice street) whose name is "Rue de Seine". It's not along the river, but it's not very far.

Merci!

Well, fear not, kind Reader. Lois shall not give Lex a thought for the next 10 parts or so. (that I can recall off the top of my head).

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To us. Lois was not there when Perry told Lois, so she is not in the know.

Clark tells her off-page. I didn't think it necessary to repeat the information for the Reader.

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I guess I underestimated the distance to where Clark is.

Terrible sorry... Let's see...

Okay, maybe not ACROSS the room, but not at the table where Lois and Lucy were standing and Jimmy was sitting.

Thank you

Yeah, but if he hits the tall guy in the middle, the others might disperse in a wild panic.



I’m guessing Amazonia’s out, too, then? Huh, why’s Dark Blade looking at me that way…? Ummm… Also, what’s Paul Lacroix doing with…huh…is that Charlotte Tennyson again?

In remaining the only alive Kryptonian on this planet?

Diana knows about a loophole. It includes both her and Lois being naked on a beach.

LOIS: Now that he’s pacified, let’s see…

Bonobos – little primates that use sex as their favorite means of communications, conflict resolution, and greeting.

/points at Clark/



/hands Clark a stack of photographs/
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Just some ideas…



She’s already got some in her purse.

Michael

Um... Ooops?

R1 and R2 were sitting at the Met Star table (Preston bought a table and a few Kerth judges to get his reporters nominated). Then sudden explosion. R3 & R4 were sitting at a nearby table.

CLARK: But... But... But... That *other* Clark MARRIED his Lois.



</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Why do I think Perry wouldn't approve?

LOIS: That isn't a loophole. That's torture.

CLARK: Potato / Tomato.

LOIS: I think I'll test that theory by taking up naked yoga in the evenings.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

/Clark points at Lois/

CLARK: Nice outfit. Nice, but I think taken. Nice, but has over-protective vindictive boyfriend/toy. This last one looks familiar but I just can't place her name. Nope. I'll stick to being obsessed with Lois. Thank you.

LOIS: <sets down box with green rock inside> Good choice.

If not her purse, then definately in her briefcase.

Awwwww. Did Michael want another FDK badge? But you already have more than all the other ERs combined?

Yeah, I just can’t figure out that line.
Well, I do have *one* idea, but that’s not really appropriate

Aaaand? He also married Zara, and nothing happened there either. And the clone. Well, he got the first base with her. But she was a bit of a slut.

I know. What do you call a 10part section? You know, like ‘decade’?

Nutjobs with guns. Great.

Michael

Jokes just aren't as funny when you dissect them, but here it goes:

R4: Her! I'll take her! Although, younger me might not like it much.

Well, it could be *my* fault. The posting parts in this arc tend to be longer than in other parts of the story. Terribly sorry. I tend to try to limit them 15-20 pages double spaced, and there are, I believe, at least 2 parts that went over my top page limit. <<hangs head in shame>> I just can't stop myself. <<checks into OverWriters annoymous>>

I know. But they’re also like a traffic accident that keeps on happening

Oh. Duh! Michael

Only works if someone still enjoys them?

LEX: Keep them cars piling up! And LexMotors will have its best month ever.

Now, there's a scary thought. Cat with super powers.

LOIS: Scary bad!

Only the girls, because goregous naivity with super pms probably isn't a good look.

Maybe DC should have named the daughter in her summer ficathon Bikini story "Lark" (part Lois, part Clark.)

LOIS: She your daughter. You deal with her.

CLARK: Yes, honey. Whatever you say. Beautiful, stubborn, fierce as a tiger, strong as me, and thick as a wooden door. Yep, my daughter.

/Hands Michael his shiny subtle evilness badge/

LOIS: <sheepishly> And?

CLARK: But... but... but... I said I didn't want Zara!

I think we had enough photos.

CLARK:

LOIS:

LOIS: What does he mean "Young Lois"? What am I aged cheese?

CLARK: Honey, I like cheese. I've even joined the club.

LOIS: WHAT did you say?

CLARK: A rescue? Isn't that someone asking for help? I better go write up that story! <runs off>

At least I acknowledge my problem, that's part of the cure, isn't it? BTW, I saw Lois at Chocoholics Annoymous tonight. She says to say 'hello'. Oopps. So much for annoymous.

{Quote]I think we had enough photos.

CLARK: <shakes his head with a smile>

LOIS: <waves rolling pin type weapon>[/Quote]

Clark: But honey, I was just wanting more pictures of Lois.

Lois: Put that is a different Lois, so it does not count.

Michael

Michael: Plot bunny? Um... not for me, my inbox is currently overflowing. Feel free to run with it or share it with others.

Oh, dear. I knew we shouldn't have made it shiny.

LOIS: Exactly.

CLARK: Oh, so you were reading between the lines.

LOIS: What line? You said the words!

CLARK: Oh. Hey, is that the fudge castle?

LOIS: Where?

CLARK: I always did like the American flag.
CLARK: I'll just have to wait until we can get EW away from her computer to watch enough episodes to come to that image, because the website would not let us see it. Maybe I can get Herb to...

LOIS: What are you talking about?

CLARK: Hi, honey. <quickly switches off computer> Nothing.

CLARK: And those weren't *my* LFI collection. I was holding on to them for Jimmy.

LOIS: Uh-huh.

And the age difference changes to 5 years since he's from the future.

Oh, that's just bad.

CLARK: *That* wasn't me! It was the other Clark, I swear.

Precious. My precious.
You know, on a different note, I just had another plotbunny. What if Lois accepts Clark’s proposal that way, you know, clasping the ring and grinning and whispering ‘precious, my precious’?

Michael

LUCY: <Tosses him the magazine> Be my guest.

LOIS: Clark, aren't C.J. *your* initials?

CLARK: Yes, but... it wasn't me! I didn't write that article. Trust me.

LOIS: Why?

CAT:

CAT: Hmmmm. He might be getting too old for me.