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My, Clark would have to be pretty impaitient if he had to x-ray her right after having sex because he HAD to see more of her naked body.
WSell, if it was on their honeymoon, he might well be that impatient. laugh
Afterwards? dizzy Well, I guess, he had been pretty paitient up until now. laugh


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So, she afraid he’ll call somebody?
LOIS: [Linked Image]

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Right. She doesn’t have the time to wait for him to show up again after he vanishes for unexplained reasons.
That's true.

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And quick pre-travel nookie on the bed?
LOIS: Nope. Too mad.

CLARK: whinging

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Yes, but not dating with benefits. Or partners with benefits.
That hasn't stopped him from entering her bedroom before.

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I thought he was fire-proof? Oh, he didn’t say *burned* toast. She can still slap cheese and ham on him and grill him.
Figurative toast, not literal.

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I’m guessing the distinctive scent of public relief stations dissuaded her from following him.
Watching him use the urninal isn't on her to-do list.

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CLARK: Hello, Martha? This is the extra-dimensional visitor you’ve been giving shelter lately.
MARTHA: Thomas? Is that you?

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Of course, that just might to lead to Superman dropping out of the sky like a plane after it got hit with an EMP.
Neither of them know that.

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Isn’t that even more dangerous for Superman?
LOIS: He's invulnerable? How is that dangerous *for him*?

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Ooooh! Nauhgty!
Not quite.

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Oooooh! Evil. She’s really set out to make him suffer and then suffer some more, huh? Sounds like she’s much more in control of her urges since she got Lucy’s birthday present.
Yep, pure evil. Per Lucy's gift... [Linked Image]

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Maybe if she kept spare batteries at home?
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Yeah, about that time they were embedded in Saigon and he was already engaged to Alice but well…
PERRY: What happens in Saigon, stays in Saigon.


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Oh dear. Did a delivery truck spill his load of prepackaged microwave popcorn?
Don't be ridiculous, Michael. She's seen a picture of a cornfield before.

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CLARK: Well…in the early days it got started with the town’s maidens running around, trying to evade being captured by one of the corn farmers’ sons and being given a corn cob. These days, it’s much more civilized and the sons actually have to ask a maiden if she’s a) a maiden still, and b) if she’s interested in the corn cob he’s carrying.

LOIS: Lovely.

CLARK: So, you still a maiden?
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Is there such a thing?
CLARK: That's what I'm worried about. Testing that theory.

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Oh boy. So, they’re going to share a room then.
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Well, he did not expect Zara to already show up. She’s several years early.
JONATHAN: Must be his first wife.

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Maybe she *should* elope. Ellen would be such a nightmare for her husband Also, do they have the same laws as New Troy about registering at a hotel as husband and wife making legally married?
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Well, that would be easy money for her. Oh well…
Really, and how would he prove it?

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So, green-K dust in the air?
Nope, just plenty of red-L in the air. (That's red Lois Kryptonite, BTW.)


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LOIS: Nope. Too mad.

CLARK: [Whinging]
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Only till the next Superman rescue during a thunderstorm
Yes, best to stay away from angry Lois on rainy days.

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And people say Lucy’s not a great gifter.
LOIS: No. Batteries weren't included. Luckily, I'm well prepared at home for any contingency.

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He could have helped fly and steer the plane.
CLARK: Only as a last resort.

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CLARK: Weird? hmmm. I don't think that quite describes her. -

LOIS: [Linked Image]
CLARK: I was thinking psychotic, manipulative, vindictive shrew, but I guess "weird" works.

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I’m not sure that’s legal for private citizens.
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Yes, best to stay away from angry Lois on rainy days.
/points at other story/ Then again, that was an angry-at-heat Lois, not an angry-at-Clark Lois.

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quote: And people say Lucy’s not a great gifter.

LOIS: No. Batteries weren't included. Luckily, I'm well prepared at home for any contingency.
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Michael: I have a few minutes before my kids drag me off to go swimming, so let's see what I can accomplish. <<stretches fingers>>

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/points at other story/ Then again, that was an angry-at-heat Lois, not an angry-at-Clark Lois.
CLARK: No, Michael, that was HOT Lois drool , not angry Lois.

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LOIS: Thought so. Hey… *wait* just a second!
CLARK: What? I didn't call her a Mad Dog? peep

LOIS: [Linked Image]

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ER2EW: I’m starting to think he’s not really a non-evil-mastermind like in Terry’s Road, is he?
[Linked Image]Still on my to-be-read list. Really should download some stories to my Nook before my trip. But then I would spend all my free-writing time, reading. Hmmmmm.

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/points at Field of Dreams by Caroline K./
wallbash I'm never going to catch up, am I?

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LOIS: Next.
CLARK: But... But... But... she asked if I was a "maiden". I'm NOT a maiden.

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Why would I ask a Lois what a Lois would prefer?
CLARK: No idea what she's complaining about. I make decisions for her all the time. She doesn't seem to mind.

LOIS: splat

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Yes, but there’s much less awkwardness afterwards with the having-died reveal.
Yes, but there's more dark side fun with the ceiling reveal.

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Well…either he’s a vampire, a zombie, a clone, or an alternate version from another dimension. You pick. And now, ‘big, fat liar’ is not a valid option.
LOIS: I have to chose one of THOSE? <<sighs>> Well, at least he's not a "big fat liar"...

CLARK: <<makes sheepish patterns on the ground with his foot>>


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CLARK: No, Michael, that was HOT Lois [Drool] , not angry Lois.
How’s that different from angry-at-heat Lois?

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CLARK: What? I didn't call her a Mad Dog? [Peep]

LOIS: <slightly displeased with her beau>
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Still on my to-be-read list.
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How’s that different from angry-at-heat Lois?
CLARK: The amount of sweat moistening her body?

LOIS: Say what?!

CLARK: [Linked Image]

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If it’s any consolation, I haven’t either.
Well, maybe by the end of the century.

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Exactly.
CLARK: I didn't know Lois was into girls. Hmmmm. [Linked Image] Oh, Cat....

LOIS: [Linked Image]

CLARK: Never mind, Cat.


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Well, maybe by the end of the century.
Unfortunately, the end of the century will most likely consist of the close examination of grass roots. But that’s still many many decades away, so there’s still time cool

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CLARK: I didn't know Lois was into girls. Hmmmm. <Has Grand Idea™> Oh, Cat....

LOIS: <Disagrees viciously>

CLARK: Never mind, Cat.
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