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Perhaps some New Age experiments? Then again, what use would the government have for love and kindness.

.....

Oh wait...

It also has a magical property of protection.

Only when she has reason to. And she definitely does with Bureau 39. Sadly she didn't have much reason to be paranoid about Clark until recently and none until Luthor shot her.

High praise, indeed. Hope this begins to build a slight affection that is not barred by the fact he doesn't have a history that is trackable.

*side-eying Lois*

Are you suuuure you're over him?

Um, wouldn't her historical memory tell her that it was possible? I guess there's the possibility she just thought this one was an emerald but that it looked similar to kryptonite.

Like Mother (in-Law) like Daughter (in-Law.)

Go Jimmy! Love it when he shows a spine!

Oh dear, things are looking bleaker and bleaker already.

Not sure what you would have used. Charles King? Wouldn't put you in very good with Lois (hinting at the idea that Clark is Linda's relative/husband/Ex.)

Lois: I'm going crazy. That's all there is to it. Loco. Coo Coo for cocoa puffs....

Ok, here's two predictions.

1) the Deja vu/memories is going to play a bigger role in these sorts of things. *waggles eyebrows as she considers the pleasant memory of the Honeymoon suite*

and

2) Max Harris is still going to shoot Trask but (as I expect him to say) "I was aiming at that rotten Kent kid."

*cue whistling from Virginia*

Hi Christina:



Of course, it would have explained to Lois why she remembered his as "Chuck". Of course, all his random obscure writing samples had the name "Clark Kent" on them. It would have been too much lying to change his name completely.

Lois isn't going to think of herself as crazy as long as her historical memories help her. She'll think she's psychic.



AND

If we want to get technical, "last time" was during "Another Lois" in which Trask and B39 didn't go check out the Irig farm, because there was no Superman to kill.

LOIS: I should really be worried, should I, that Clark prefers to be beaten up by Trask instead of me?

Oh, right, THAT reason. Hmmmm. I wonder if that still applies.

LOIS: Is there anything that partner of mine isn't afraid of?

I believe that Area 51 was only revealed as a real place recently and that originally it was a covert designation which the govn't denied existed. (At least that's what I remember from my youth, that the govn't said it was myth and Hollywood said was real.)

LOIS: This isn't the time or place to get into the nitty gritty of the truth.

I still don't see how she'd be able to do this better than Martha and Jonathan.

Oooops! Hit "Add Reply" too soon. Here's another one.

THOMAS: I don't have any reason, other than buying groceries, to go to Smallville. And Joan, at the market, has her own reasons not to be a town gossip. <<more on Joan's story later. >>

See, I knew if you thought about it, you'd come up with a logical story. But I'm sure if you left the gossip up to Maisie she'll come up with something even more believable.

Clark:I don't think I have time to wait for this. I need to figure out how to give myself more trackable history. I guess I will have to tell her CK=SM fairly soon.

Lois:Just becase I can tell he is virile does not mean I an not enraged by his lieing.

Her memories of previous lives are shaky and dreamlike. Even if she remembered well enough to remember Kryptonite, she would probably assume it is so horrible nightmare, and not accept that anything could hurt SM.

Nah, King is a common enough name no one qould suspect a connection. Anyway since Lois knew Linda King when she was single, she would never assume a man named King would be Linda's husband. She probably would also never assume a total slut like Linda would ever go as far as actually getting married, but that is another story.

Clark:Plus, it is not like I am going to mess up if I am using my real name. If I had been going by Charles King and Perry had yelled "King get in here" I might have forgotten he was talkking to me. With going by Jerome around the Kents, Martha always would yell "Clark Jerome Kent, come clean you room" or other things. So an angry Martha yelling "Jerome" and meaning me will cue in my mind very easily. Anyway, I was trying to not interact with them very much at all.

PR:The last time we had a confrontation with B39 in Smallville. We ignore "Another Lois" here, because nothing happened in Smallville. Now if we talk about "Last time during the hostage crises at the Planet" we would mean the time that Lex died.

Clark:Hey, right now Trask is just driving me around in a van. No beatin involved. At least as far as you guys know.

Exactly.

John, you are becoming an expert on my universe.

Good point. A brother maybe.

Of course, I could see competetive Lois seeing this either as a failure on Linda's part (that she needed a man) or a faily on her part (that she couldn't capture a good one), but then she'd dismiss whomever the man is an idiot for marrying Linda anyway.

Not likely.

I'm sure he's gone undercover before Charlie and could used to an alias fairly quickly. This, of course, was one of the problems Lois had with her secret identity in ML.

He didn't interact with anyone as Jerome off the farm, until this current trip.

True. I was just being "technical".

That doesn't mean that the van won't go off a cliff.

Now, that’s just *wrong*.

And he wouldn’t even need tools for it.

Wouldn’t it be fun if Lois ran into Linda?







No, I’d wager with Clark out of the way, Nor and company would be just too happy to have good relations with a significant portion of Earth’s polulation.

No, Clark’s in the one with the light dimming repeatedly.

He could also have neutered him.



You put a damsel in distress on top of a building and dump her over the parapet.

Wouldn’t it be fun if they had actually cut off a couple of his fingers instead of just broken them?

Machine gun nest in the Fortress of Solitude.

JONATHAN: Define ‘people’.

Yeah, wouldn’t want to get dragged into a nasty liability suit for not properly labeling the crystal with an epilepsy warning.

Smallville file!

Oh boy. She *is* rather exposed.

His cradle!

But they contained *chocolate*!





Oh dear. /flashes to Raiders of the Ark/

Superman’s cradle?

Not lacking self confidence, is she?

Michael

Hi Virginia,

I'm trying (again) to catch up : I have 3 parts to read!

So, I don't have a lot of time to comment, but I wanted to tell you how much I love the last lines of this part:

SuperLois to the rescue!

Micahel: It looks like I did this out of order. Sorry.



LOIS: <sarcasm> Yeah, right.

CLARK:

Clark doesn't have any powers so he'd need the powers and Thomas doesn't know he's supposed to.

CLARK: And there is your first lesson about women.

LOIS: Last I checked Clark is 'virile'. Masculine. Manly. Right?

B39 is NIA?

TRASK: Like I care.

THOMAS: But his horns are bigger than that deer's I shot.

JIMMY: What?!

Why Jimmy stays behind the camera.

SHERIFF MAX: What do you think this is, Texas? Arrest that commenter!

MAX: Missed opportunites.

There's a good idea. Let's have Trask shoot the Sheriff instead of Clark! Oh, wait, Sheriff's on his side.

MAX: I'll leave the rest of the world alone, if they leave Smallville alone. Wouldn't want to have deal with all those damn foreigners anyway. They can't speak English good.

EW: These are the opinions of my character, not of the evil writer.

JIMMY: Perry, I've changed my mind, I want to come home to Metropolis now!

Michael! Do you know how much shorter my story would be if you keep giving alt-Clark such ideas?! <Plus, Book 3 would basically be "Clark's Dead. The End", which is a bit shorter than the story I have planned.>

CLARK: Yep, when I screw things up, I go all the way.

Not quite.

Yep.

She's still clothed.



I know!



LOIS: Who do you think I am? Clark?

Hi, Sydney, me too.

Me, either. Glad you liked Lois's pep speech.

LOIS: :rolleyes: I'm always rescuing that partner of mine.

Aww, don’t cha worry. Those fine numbers on top help a lot

Was referring to Trask mentioning Wayne went to the Kents but no mention of having caught Lois and that ne’er-do-well she was with.



/recommends CC Aiken’s Something the Cat Dragged In. It’s a vignette. And one of the most adorable fics on the Archive.

Right.

Can't have another dead Clark, right?

Michael

I am actually totally baffled by why Lois does not suspect Lex. Shouldn't she have some negative inklings from going through this before, or does living on a fracture of time not quite work like that?

You mean Clark doesn't know where Lois is? Trask usually doesn't brag about NOT catching someone though. Yep, poor Clark is in the dark.

That's not true. After their third date, Lex kissed her and asked her to come back to his apartment with him for 'drinks' and she went home and took a scalding hot shower because she was so disgusted with the idea of sex with Lex.

I don't believe Trask's personal life was ever mentioned in canon, which is why we (EWs) can have so much fun with it.

CLARK: What? I can't teach the younger generation about women?

CAT: You can't teach until ye have learned, student!

It's one of those fine line ones. And, yes, I may have slipped that one in for my D.E. fans.

Kind of like Lana.

You do realize that was part of the joke. (Actually, most non-native speakers speak / write better English than approximately 50% of Americans.)

JIMMY: You first!

You're right, he isn't brave enough.

CLARK: Hey, guys, right here. Super hearing (most of the time). Do you mind?

Just read it. Thanks for the recommendation!

CLARK: What? There's a dead... oh, right. Him.

LOIS: Nope, one is more than enough.

The psychic memories don't work like that. They are fleeting, usually just a feeling or an image, a dream that she can remember, only rarely they are more.

Lois doesn't trust Lex like she does in canon and she's certainly not attracted to him. She hasn't had an evidence that he's less that what he's purported to be: billionaire, businessman, philanthropist. She's been using Lex to advance her career and her relationship with Superman. Don't worry, I'm sure that won't backfire on her at any time or point.

Right. The downside of reading stuff spread out over months.

Also and Michael

I'm posting as fast as I can.



TRASK: <pulls out gun again> Pshaw! What do I care about rules. <Aims gun and fires>