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John: Finally! I'm catching up. I don't know if I'll be able to get to all the FDK from 58 tonight, but we'll see. I'd still like to work a bit on 67 tonight. <

CLARK: Hmmm. I think this John guy has some sage advice.



Hence his dead stare while she was doing it.



And everyone thought he was the good guy.

LOIS: Not hard enough.

They have a very touchy feely relationship.

- Responce to John's FDK - Cont.

What a great line! I don't want to be married to someone in law enforcement, vigelante or not!

-- Response to John’s FDK – Cont.

Um... that's how they introduced themselves at the corn fest earlier.

Ghost of TRASK: No comment? Of course I wanted to kill him! He's an invader from another planet!

Even years, when there isn't a vacancy in the seat and an interum election isn't needed to fill the seat. Just because Max took over the job, doesn't mean he's more than a temporary place holder.



CLARK: But she's standing over there in the shade. It's sunny where I am, and that would take more effort than I have at the moment.

I though Ralph was a human punching bad at best. Would he ever willingly protect anyone?

Clark: I don't see her living up to that in this segment. Lois is being much to nice for me to believe she wants to kill me.

So Trask just had bad aim?

Now the question is, will Clark formulate an actual plan, or will he just let Lois keep pushing for more information until he has no choices but to tell her the full truth.

Thus it would be really fun if Lois figured out the truth at a point when Clark is suffering from Kryptonite poisoning.

Lois: (slapping Clark) Don;t pretend that did not hurt, Superman.

Clark:But it did. It hurt a lot.

Lois: What ever, you big fat liar.

Clark: I am telling the truth, I got poined by a glowing-green rock just a bit ago and totally lack my invernability and other powers.

Lana, Hank's already in law enforcement working as a jail guard. You have failed in your attempt to not be connected with law enforcement.

- Response to John's FDK - (cont.)

Or it's just an optical illusion.

He doesn't know that.

He's also had a long couple of days without super stamina.

Oh, dear, am I getting predictable again?

See, the Smallville arc did have SOME good things come out of it.
This will be explained coming up in 60.

CLARK: And then you'd probably slug me for doing it. Better safe than bruised.

Sometimes it's the not knowing which scares him the most.

Why not? Even Superman deserves some happyness in his private life.

LOIS: Yeah, right. I'll believe it when I see it.

He DID come to this dimension.

Maybe not 'fully', but she'll take what she can get.

CLARK: That's good to hear.

Why it's amazing that Clark isn't on the waiting list for the Luthor House for the Mentally Unstable.

Believe it or not, we are influenced a bit by our children.

PERRY: <yelling> Who's been telling the readers I yell? Olsen? Lane? Kent? No, Kent wouldn't say something like that. Ralph! I knew I should never have hired you.



Nobody ever gets the deep goods on covert operations like B39. That's what makes them so scary.



Although without mentioning K, Trask's trip to Smallville makes no sense. By mentioning K in the article, she's trying to make sense of Trask's reasoning.

Another blind man who would not see.



Let's hope they aren't out of focus this time.

Sorry, no crossovers.

JIMMY: I hoping they'll save my butt with Perry.

Um... nobody.

Death of a federal employee.

It's what they do best.



Because the K is still on the property and she doesn't want it found as part of the Crime Scene. The last time they captured a B39 Agent, he escaped (Trask) and made things worse.

Or is it a good thing? Sheriff Max might have started a shoot-out with these feds who tasered his deputy before asking questions. Someone else could have gotten hurt.

Clark: Maybe that is why Lana got so mad. No, wait, I told Lana the truth what was it, seven years before the world learned? Hmm, no that does not explain Lana.

Which is why I decided that Martha here and in canon started the same. They have had 27+ years to diverge. Jonathan's accident has lead to obvious divergences is what they do. How they feel and interact with others have diverged in more subtle and thus unpredictable ways.

-- Response to John's FDK -- cont.

CLARK: Tell me about it. AND she wants me to stay awake so that she can yell at me. No, thanks.



LOIS: I am *not* a reader.

Well, at least she won't have to relive this moment during TOGOM, right?

That's what I thought during TOGOM. He fell asleep during the writing section of the evening, not the talking section.

This explains why you weren't feeling well when FDKing 58. All these pre-heart-attack feelings.

LOIS: I didn't admit it ALOUD!

-Response to John’s FDK – cont.

All of back when Lex told her Clark Kent didn't exist.

My guess is, that if she continued to kiss him, Clark would've woken up at some point.

One sided? Yes.

He's asleep. Everyone is much easier to deal with when they're asleep. Ask any parent.

CLARK: And a very nice dream at that!

It's hard to stay mad at someone who jumped between you and bullet.

I believe a part of her is afraid that if she tries, he'll wake up and things will progress without her learning what she wants to learn before things progress.

My, has the world gone crazy or what?!

Lois is more of a realist than Clark.

Will he?

He is very cozy.

While they were sitting side by side, he leaned against her, which with his body weight could feel like she was "under" him.

LOIS: I haven't denied that I want Clark in months.

CLARK: It *could* happen.

LOIS: Doubtful.

CLARK: Really?

EW: Not really.

LnC: What about my vengence? <Just joking, I told her to love him.>

I already did a reveal like that.

CLARK: The perfect disguise!

EW: on the rest.

CLARK: My sentaments exactly! Wait?! Lois wants to sleep with me and I SLEPT through it?

I already did a Lois getting pregnant epic. This is not one. Moreover, I wouldn't stop a story in the middle of a pregnancy.

Strangely enough, when I finish my coffee, it's afternoon here too.

LOIS: <shrugging> So, he's a good kisser.

to slug him and have it hurt?

CLARK: Let's not talk about them "ever".

Indian Summer in Kansas?

On that subject, I VERY rarely make any references to Dune.

(REAL) FBI: And explain to me again, Sheriff, how over ten people died on this farm, including your deputy, and it still fell under "self-defense"?

Nope, that's someone else's Epic.

HERB: No.

Oh, right. that guy from TOGOM.

LOIS: HIM! Not you guys. And, therefore, the offer is null and void. Sorry. I'd rather die a nun.

MAX: Darlene, I told those ad people to change the billboard behind which I do my speed traps. I haven't caught anybody but a couple of people laughing their heads off all month.

DARLENE: <<whistling innocently>> Right. On it, sir.

So, you're saying that he doesn't have to be involved? Lois can just use his body?

CLARK: I can live with that, once.

LOIS: Well, that doesn't seem very sporting.

CLARK: I make this look *good*!

LEX: Don't they?

LOIS: He's *my* punching bag! Thank you very much!

Distraction!

Poor Clark. What a way to find out one's parents are literally human.

CLARK: Oh, no. Superman wouldn't let Luthor die. He needs to have a trial.

Oh, was that THIS truck?

JIMMY: No! I swear, I had the goods on B39. Really, I did.

PERRY: Sure, son. Sure. How's that soda coming?

I like the juxaposition of Martha telling Jonathan earlier that they wouldn't shoot at people and then turning around and doing it herself.

CLARK: / whispers/ but by then, she won't need me /

LOIS: No woman is frigid if a man supplies enough body heat, you cold fish!

LOIS: Well, then again, Superman did *dump* me.

Oh?

LOIS: I'll get a good night sleep and recharge my "mad" for the morning.

LEX: What do you mean "Superman"?

LOIS: You're right. You are *no* Superman. Tootles. I finish this up myself. <picks up phone> Hello? Clark. I've changed my mind. I do want you. How soon can you get your buns of...

SUPERMAN: <flies through window, picks up Lex, drops him out said window>

LOIS: Clark? Clark? <<hangs up phone>> That was odd. Superman, what are you doing here?

SUPERMAN: You called.

LOIS: It's okay. I've called Clark.

SUPERMAN: About that...

LOIS: But I've got Clark?

CLARK: <hesitantly raises his hand>

/starts counting his cash/

Michael

I certainly hope Clark tells her the truth before TOGOM. Unless, of course, Dr. Hamilton clones the gansters for Lex (I know Lex was not involved in TOGOM, but if it had been in season 1 he would have been) earlier, but hopefully even then she won't have to relive anything like this.

FBI: Uh-huh, likely story. Book him.

MAX: Oh, no! Your brain has been taken over by aliens as well!

Funny thing about the word 'nunnery' is that Hollywood must be behind on this definition, because after you guys told me it was a Shakespearian way of saying Brothels, I was watching the "Tudors". King Henry and Anne were having a discussion about sending his first wife Catherine (or was it his daughter Mary) to a nunnery. I can't imagine him seriously considering sending either of those two to a brothel (Anne, yes, but not Henry).

No, but none of them ended up with a warning.

LOIS: Thankfully, we're not working together any more.

CLARK: Lois? Frigid? Lois? <<shakes head>> He must mean someone else.

LOIS:

Hmmmmmmmm. Interesting suggestions. Hmmmmmmm.

Actually this 100% works. The equation of nunnery with brothel is a post-reformation thing. Henry VIII was a good Catholic until his dieing day, even if he declared himself superior to the pope and all, he never could stomach letting priests marry and probably rolled over in his grave when Edward VI allowed such. So Henry VIII would never use nunnery to mean "brothel", but by the time of Shakespear they had rejected Catholicism, fully embraced the Reformation, and would speak of Catholic things with full derision.

Likewise Henry VIII may have allowed his agents to pillage Catholic institutions in England, but he passed severe laws to punish those who broke the vows of chastity to enter orders. He would never have spoken ill of the institutions of the Church. Henry VIII is not shakespearing, and would have had no truck with using "nunnery" for anything other than the literal meaning.

Thanks for the explanation. I was wondering what was up. I knew he would never send Catherine or Mary to a brothel (even if he himself might use such services -- or at least how he's portrayed in the show). Ahhhh. Linguistics, how language changes over time.

Quick! Get the gun!

Yeah. Aside from John’s response I also dug around the Inet: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Could_a_nunnery_also_refer_to_a_brothel_in_the_time_of_Shakespeare
I guess it’s really just a very small slice of time this was truly popular. But it’s fun to dig out when it fits. Also, Ralph, the well-read shakespearen Michael

Um... Trask already took away Max's gun.

MAX: Sheriff HARRIS! S-H-E-R-I-F-F. Why is this so difficult?

MARTHA: Because you are so bad at it.

You guys teach me the most interesting things!