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I guess when she picked up the ship from B39's yard sale, it came with detailed description of it's history, like most memoriablia.

Michael: Always good to see you!

I can guarantee you that one never crossed my mind.

I see Metropolis from the window.

CLARK: :rolleyes: Chicago.

LOIS: It'll do.





LOIS: Okay, you're right. Those are just icky.

Lois is, of course, referring to the fact that Clark was supposedly in the next room. He wasn't. And YES, he's still out of it.

CLARK: Doesn't she know not to stand next to someone wielding an ax?

MARTHA: She's from the city, honey.

Technically, THIS tree hasn't killed anyone... well, except that B39 solider that had been hiding in the back of the truck.

MIRANDA: Well, the first version of Revenge I developed actually made people extremely environmentally pro-active. I sold a vat of it and decided to branch out to other areas of people's brains.

CLARK: Never.

Don't you love Lois's damned if you answer, damned if you don't type questions, when she's especially angry about him not telling the truth?

Yes, that would be bad, especially since he's vulnerable at the moment. Otherwise,

-- Response to Michael's FDK -- Cont.

Once or twice. It had been a while.

What?! I can't do subterfuge?



This new fangled slang.

LOIS: Well, yeah!

Or vice versa.

You know when I first read this I thought 'where is Lois planning on stabbing Superman with those heels while he's flying her in the cradle hold?' Silly me.

I cannot imagine Clark married to Linda. It is entirely unimaginable.

Sounds like a Challenge !

Ditto. /sheepishly points at new story part/




/Miranda gets settled with about a dozen alimony charges/





Also, she’d have a hard time explaining why she *didn’t* go for Lex, then.





Is this like Lois settling for Jimmy when she can’t get Clark after years of trying?

<ER too>



So, shooting instead of beheading, then?



LEX: Noob.

/points at Jenn’s arbor day vignette on the dark side/ Lois and Clark ended up in a wood. Lois then decided to lean against a tree.

Michael

MIRANDA: Like I care, I'm in Jail. Send them to my partner, at Luthor Towers, Metropolis. A Mr. Lex Luthor.

LOIS: True, also, there's something about Lex that makes me taste bile. I think it's his kisses.

JIMMY: Lois settled for me?

JIMBO: No, me.

JAMES: Why not me?

JIMBO: Because you were dead.

JAMES: I died? When did that happen?

JIMBO: Months ago.

JAMES: Why didn't anyone tell me?

JIMBO: Tank sent everyone a party invitation but it got blocked by the SPAM filter.

JAMES: Well, darn. I love a good wake.

CLARK: Yea! I'm different than Luthor!

Yea! More distraction!

I meant they'll blame it on the dead guy.

Actually that smilie was supposed to depict Clark running slowly off, because he has no super powers.

Clearly, wanting the real thing isn't good enough. FINE! << writes scene with teddy bear>>

But we just had a wonderfully out of context eavesdropping scene. Anyway, Clark can HEAR!

This is all true.

You know how much I love screwballness! The next story to collect dust bunnies under Michael's bed!

But Lois does not know that Clark can hear, so that fact cannot influence her actions.

Michael

Momentary qualm. I'm better now. Thank you.

Because of the break or because I would only be writing another 60 parts? You may have noticed that I don't plot as methodically as Sue. My Muse like the freedom to try new things.

CAT: You can say that again!

Nope. Didn't happen. I wrote 7 pages of a rambling Cat scene (me rambling, not Cat), but in the end cut it. Because it is just fluff and fun, but that's all. Maybe I'll fit it back in for the Archives, but I'm feeling a need to move forward. <<sigh dramatically>>

Those men with the big sticks don't like it if I say too much too soon.

Me thinks Lex protests too much.

Ah... I'll never look at Arbor Day again in the same light.

CLARK: Awkward questions? Who would ask awkward questions if I cuddled with Lois?

LOIS: Me! Now, tell me, Clark...



LOIS: Maybe we should have told him it was just an emerald taped to a flashlight?

PERRY: No, this is much more fun. We'll tell him when he wakes up.

I believe ML was my end-all, be-all of jealousy stories. Well, other than the usual Triangles or Squares that pop up. Oh, dear. I had forgotten I revisited it (kinda, sorta) in NH. Hmmmm. Maybe I'll be game in 10 years when I finish writing all the other stories collecting dust while I write this one.

Yes, John, but Michael had written:

I was responding to the fact that it can't be taken out of context if he hears it.

Have you ever seen a movie set around a civil uprising, post-apocalyptic mass-hysteria or anything of that sort? Some people simply call it ‘panic’.

So, three epics?

Michael

Well, instead of a "break" I've re-organized my TOC, grouping my parts into smaller stories for those who don't have time to read an epic in one sitting (or spaced out twice a week).

Well, I've also been thinking of copying the Christmas section out into it's own story, trimming out the extraneous plot point which might confuse the non-WC reader and posting it as a short Christmas story. I might add that incomplete scene back in there, if I can get it to work.

No, I believe I write faster than that. I had already started writing "Another Lois" by this time last year and since WC won't be finished in 2012, and I have to go back to work in the RL at some point... so maybe 5. But no promises.

Oooooh!

Michael