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Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (65/??) #91501 12/30/12 03:28 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote Cat set her hand on his arm, pushing it down. “Just proves she’s human after all.” Clark gave her a sour look. “Of course she’s human.” Quote Where do you think Lois will spend the night? Metropolis landfill… Hmm… No. Metropolis harbor. Hobbs Bay? The alley behind the Daily Planet? No, we’ve already done that location. Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (65/??) #91502 12/30/12 07:47 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Michael: Only 20 more parts to do by Tuesday to catch up! Just joking, please don't pass out. Michael? Michael! Darn it. Quote <shocked Reader looking like Bill The Cat, hitting a wall and being chased by wildguys> Nah, Just kiddin’. Sort of. Kinda. And since I’m so behind that PML is likely posted by now, too, it’s not that bad a situation. Quote Right. He’s blameless. Just like it’s not his fault that there is no real Santa at the North Pole. /points at North Pole digging operation from Lex Mining that forcibly relocated an entire village of elves to the South Pole/ LEX: It's not like they were indiguous. They had transplanted themselves there and Santa was using them as slave labor. I rescued them. Quote Somehow I’m thinking they could probably blame Superman for that one, too. CLARK: Damned if I do. Damned if I don't. Quote Yep, Lois is already getting all gooey eyed over Lex. Uh... no? Quote How about he drops Lex from 30,000 feet? Nah, for that, I think they'd find SM guilty. Quote So, she’s just arguing for argument’s sake? Hoping for a little bit of make-up sex? LOIS: Quote Oh, look. Is that Mayson Drake showing up early? No. Quote So, a Clark who keeps his mouth shut and his pants off? LOIS: Funny that you should mention that... Quote His abs? His pecs? His bottom? His biceps? LOIS: Quote Not ‘love’ loved, just really, really liked it. ER: So, liked it really hard, huh? LOIS: YES! YES! YES! I mean, no. Not at all. That sounded like a double entendre, and I didn't mean that at all. Not in the slightest. No, sirree. We're just friends. Do you have any chocolate? Quote He really should have mentioned that Superman had been doing the transportation. Quote She had to ‘work’ with Lex Luthor that night? Doubt Clark would have gone to Smallville in that case. Quote Hey, maybe Martha used Stevia? Maybe. But it's 1993. More likely honey. Quote /goes back and forth on whether the right thing is meant to be Clark staying the night and keeping Lois in her apartment the next two weeks, or leaving/ LOIS: YES! That's exactly what I meant. I mean, I want the former, but he lied to me so it really should be the latter, but HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? I definitely want the former, you know? Quote It’s called ‘getting shot’. LOIS: Phishaw! Got to cross that off my to-do list. Quote Ah, she’s going out as Superman-bait? Quote I’m sure Lex could change that. LOIS: Bet he could try. Bet he fails. LEX: Challenge Accepted! Quote The last thing she needed was him to hang out on her roof like some eagle hunting prey. The terms are ‘gargoyle’ or ‘Batman’. Yes, those are time-honored classics, but I was trying something new. Quote So, she’s telling Boyfriend A that he may please tell Boyfriend B that she will now entertain his company. LOIS: Well, Boyfriend A did dump me. Quote /crosses fingers that Lois will interpret this as ‘wife’/ Quote LOIS: He’ll have me now! He’ll have me now! ... LOIS: Oh, shucks… Quote He said ‘with’, Lois. ‘with Clark’. Although, yes, she would belong ‘to’ Lex. Or ‘to’ Kal-El. So, you don't think it's in Lois's character to hear something that wasn't said and beat someone over the head with the error? Quote Indeed. Lois alone for several minutes can invite all sorts of death and mayhem. CLARK: Exactly! Quote Depends on whether the door is studded with Kryptonite shards. Actually, what if someone sent a bomb to Lois that contains Kryptonite shards in its outer layer. Depending on when Clark will get there, he’ll either fly away with the exploding package and get torn up or find Lois peppered with Kryptonite shards and faint on top of her before he realizes what’s going on. <<clears throat>> She's assuming that Clark's human and the door is wood. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (65/??) #91503 12/30/12 07:53 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	- Response to Michael’s FDK – Cont. Quote Yes, I can imagine that he wouldn’t get much peace of mind if he slept with Lois in the same bed. Well, maybe peace of "mind" but the rest of him... Quote CLARK: Superman, please, she’s my soulmate! You can have just about any girl you want. Can’t I at least have this one? Just for the D.E. crowd. Quote He’s the guest. They could share. LOIS: He's my self-appointed body guard. I couldn't have Superman pretending he was Batman on my roof again. I'm surprised the neighbors didn't start talking after the last time... Did you say share? Hmmmmm. Quote Let me guess. It’s the smallest one she had? Also <evil> Why thank you. And no, it was normal sized... for a hand towel. Quote So, how can he know if there’s something wrong with it if he hasn’t seen any of it? Farmboy. Quote Co-worker 1: Looks like Kent bagged Lane again. CW2: Ya think? No, I’ll go with she bagged him. CW3: Who cares? This fifty says they’ll be splitsville again by noon. RALPH: I call dibs on Lane. Quote Mr. T: How am I going to tell her that this isn’t a by-the-hour hotel without her ripping my head off? Maybe if I just asked her to see their marriage license…? Mrs. T: I recommend doing it by letter. Then you don't have to face her directly. Quote Translation: She got frisky and had a ONS? Yes, that's what she was afraid it was translated as. Quote /puts 50 cents down on ‘insane’/ LEX: <<matches bet>> Quote <<super excited Reader>> That was fast. PML might only be one part delayed! <<Super excited>> Huh. Wait. This is a Virginia Epic. And she’s eeeeeeeeeeVil. Doesn't mean I didn't pop you some corn to see you through, though. Quote I knew it. Being dressed in Secret Service clothes does not help. He should have gone with the blue muscle shirt and the red speedos. Well, Lois does admit liking a man in uniform. Quote He could tell her that he’d leave in two month so she should kiss him now if she wants him. CLARK: Nah. It just might make her mad. Quote It’s the very short-term implication of ‘several’ that’s worrisome. It is possible that Clark eventually discovers this about Herb's math skills. Quote Well, hookers can’t. Okay, sometimes they can. It always depends on what exactly the client asks for. CAT: I can type naked, actually I prefer to do so, but Perry asked me to stop because mine was the only article being turned in. Quote Of course, it was a big story if Lois was working on it. Police academy graduation? Technically, Clark did that assignment for her. AND if she'd done it the headline would have read: "Mayor's son arrested while trying to sell drugs at the Police Academy Graduation". Quote See? No chance that he’s now here, dressed up as Cat. LOIS: Like anyone could hide in Cat's lack of clothing. Quote But she’s a frog! Nope. Not yet. She's just an alt-canon-dimensional copy. Quote So, Cat wants her to admit to PMS? CAT: Possibly. LOIS: Not happening. I'm like this 24/7 - 52 weeks a year. PERRY: I'll buy that one. Quote <<shocked Reader>> Clark thinks Lois is human! What did you think he thought she was? Quote Clark’s from a different planet. They have different standards for romance there. It’s like today, nobody would think ‘romantic’ to a cave filled with dry rushes and a lit fire. And yet, 50,000 years ago, a man could score a dozen females with that trick. Well, controlling fire was new back then. Quote Is this Cat’s version of the key-pot from the 70s swingers parties? Possibly. Quote Virigns. Unfortunately for Clark, Lois isn’t one. So, I guess he can't eat... never mind. I can't say that. Quote They celebrate an old dude dressed in a coat that’s deep red from the blood and carries a bag where he puts his victims. Hmm… No, that’s from Futurama or some show like that… Uh-huh. Quote She’s spreading holiday cheer in the hotel lobbies around Metropolis? CAT: Lobbies? Please! Suites. Thank you very much. Quote Poor working girl. Can’t go home until she’s scored at least one mark. Luckily it's cold and men like to sleep someplace warm. Quote <<Reader goes into shock>> /minds goes to dark place/ Quote You mean, like wearing a trenchcoat and a harem’s costume and jumping the gun? Hmmmm. Quote Yes, she would go to Clark’s apartment. He would let her stay the night, right? Of course, he would. <<Evil Reader gets his party hat on>> See, pre-PML fun. Quote Yes, good reason to move in with him. LOIS: Yes, that's what I thought. What? Quote Metropolis landfill… Hmm… No. Metropolis harbor. Hobbs Bay? The alley behind the Daily Planet? No, we’ve already done that location. You forgot Lex's penthouse. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (65/??) #91504 12/31/12 12:44 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote Only 20 more parts to do by Tuesday to catch up! Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (65/??) #91505 12/31/12 06:10 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Quote Originally posted by Darth Michael: EW: Only 20 more parts to do by Tuesday to catch up! ER <<shocked that EW's poor math skills match Herb's>> 10 parts. For some reason my mind was thinking 80s, not 70s. Can we blame "late night sleepies"? Quote Problem is, I already knew you’re only up to pt 74. But I did worry it’s just 20 parts total. Oh, no, this one is definitely going to leave ML in the wind. Or is it dust? One of those two. Quote It’s not called a ‘rescue’ if the slave labor force is only transplanted into one’s own toy factory in Jin Szu province in central China. LOIS: But, Mr. Luthor, you said you were taking them to the South Pole? LEX: Er... um... Nigel, my right hand man, will take this question. I have a flight to a non-extridition country to catch! Quote Just like with Lois during PML. CLARK: Should I take offense? Or is he referring to the curse? Quote Accident? He’s got insurance for that? Lex was just too darn slippery? SUPERMAN: Do I have a superhero policy? Quote EW: Doubt Clark would have gone to Smallville in that case. ER: South Pole? Quote LOIS: Yes, that's what I thought. What? ER: Gotcha! /checks off box on how to use jump-without-checking-water-level-first impulses/ CLARK: Thank you, Dr. Michael, I was worried that she'd start eating frogs any day now. Quote ER: Metropolis landfill… Hmm… No. Metropolis harbor. Hobbs Bay? The alley behind the Daily Planet? No, we’ve already done that location. EW: You forgot Lex's penthouse. ER: So, it's better that danger find her, instead of her finding danger? Gotcha. <<Note to self, scrap next 15 chapters about Lois going ga-ga for Lex during PML.>> Just joking. And, yes, I do still find those jokes funny. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (65/??) #91506 12/31/12 08:07 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote 10 parts. For some reason my mind was thinking 80s, not 70s. Can we blame "late night sleepies"? Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (65/??) #91507 01/01/13 10:55 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Quote Originally posted by Darth Michael: Ooooh! The curse. /wonders on how it’s been worded/ “Consummation of marriage”? “Consummation of their love”? “Going at it like bunnies”? Quote Hmm… since the next chapters all have tons of FDK, they’re either not that bad or the FDK is all filled with those <<wildguy>> Um... Let's just say I have some enthusiastic and thoughtful Readers. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (65/??) #91508 01/05/13 08:54 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote CLARK: Lois, I love you and we can go at it like bunnies, but we can never get married or you'll die. Or if we do get married, we can never have sex again. LOIS: [Mad] Oh, I see how it is. CAT: And how is that different from any other marriage? Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (65/??) #91509 01/05/13 05:35 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Quote Originally posted by Darth Michael: LOIS: Come on, Clark. We'll go home and play Kryptonian lord and virginal concubine again. CLARK: <realizes the benefits of friends with benefits> <<Reader likes this idea>> Although she didn’t look very virginal to me… LOIS: Well, um, born-again virginal? CLARK: Sure. Works for me. Let's go! Quote Those are the best kind, aren’t they? You know, readers? I like them. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (65/??) #91510 01/05/13 10:33 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote LOIS: Well, um, born-again virginal? CLARK: Sure. Works for me. Let's go! Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

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