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Riiiiiiiight. And the context doesn’t happen to be her getting sold for 1500 bucks to some billionaire for the night?
Lois: My being sold was not in any way connected with the chicken costume. Lex never saw me in the chicken costume.


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So, you’re saying that there’s no proof of that. Is that what you’re saying?
[Linked Image]That's why Clark :rolleyes:

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Also referred to as smoking in the bathroom?
I was thinking Cheerleading and sleepovers, but okay.

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It wasn’t really a costume?
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It wasn’t really a costume?
<EW frustrated by lack of communication skills>
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quote: CLARK: So that’s a no?

LOIS: No.
CLARK: Just to be sure. ‘No to the no’ or ‘yes to the no but I said no’?

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quote: CLARK: Female. Two assets. Long legs. Same soul. Dunno, seems like a duck to me…

Different universe?
/applies weird concepts from computer science (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_typing)/ So, it’s a Lois.

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quote: Riiiiiiiight. And the context doesn’t happen to be her getting sold for 1500 bucks to some billionaire for the night?

No, he bought her the next night. Oh, wait, John already mentioned that.
So, it would have been better to post the imagine of her in the figure-hugging silver dress instead of the chicken costume?

LOIS: That was *not* the point EW tried to make.

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quote: Superman really *is* an arrogant son of a lord.

And this is a bad thing?
LOIS: [Linked Image]

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Henchmen union? Wouldn't that be signing one's own deathwarrent signing up for that one?
LEX: It’s always good to have the employees voluntarily provide their termination information?

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quote: Now bug-free since the last service pack. Now they’re working on delousing her.

Um... Doesn't "delousing" mean getting rid of bugs?
JIMMY: No, getting her bug free is what I do with my software. Or a bug-detector in her apartment. Delousing is when she gets anti-crabs supplies at the pharmacy.

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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
CLARK: So that’s a no?

LOIS: No.

CLARK: Just to be sure. ‘No to the no’ or ‘yes to the now but I said no’?
LOIS: confused What were we talking about again?

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So, it would have been better to post the imagine of her in the figure-hugging silver dress instead of the chicken costume?

LOIS: That was *not* the point EW tried to make.
Um... No, it wasn't. Thanks, Lois.

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ER: Superman really *is* an arrogant son of a lord.

EW: And this is a bad thing?

LOIS: <<nodding yes>>
Yes, but Superman can be an "arrogant son of a lord" and Lois could be Clark's master... er... mistress... um... in charge of him? laugh

LOIS: Are you saying I'm not in charge now?

EW: No. [Linked Image] [Linked Image] I'm not, not saying it either.

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LEX: It’s always good to have the employees voluntarily provide their termination information?
It helps with the overpopulation problem.

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JIMMY: No, getting her bug free is what I do with my software. Or a bug-detector in her apartment. Delousing is when she gets anti-crabs supplies at the pharmacy.
Too many details....


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LOIS: [Confused] What were we talking about again?
Lois giving Clark a private viewing of her bosom while they’re at the strip club so he can compare them with the stripper on stage.

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Yes, but Superman can be an "arrogant son of a lord" and Lois could be Clark's master... er... mistress... um... in charge of him? [Big Grin]

LOIS: Are you saying I'm not in charge now?

EW: No. - - I'm not, not saying it either.
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
LOIS: [Confused] What were we talking about again?

ER: Lois giving Clark a private viewing of her bosom while they’re at the strip club so he can compare them with the stripper on stage.
LOIS: Still not happening.


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CLARK: [Linked Image]

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