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-- Response to Michael’s FDK – cont. Either that, or she’s already waiting for him in his bed. Naked. Or on the couch, only dressed in one of his dress shirts. LOIS: And this would be bad? CLARK: No, not necessarily “bad” per se. Let’s just say naughty. LOIS: Ooooh. I can do naughty. CLARK:  Making her angry would normally work in cooling things off. But right now, she might rather start crying. Yes, you’re right. That would be bad. Only to find out that Superman’s already there? CLARK: Then she’d be asking me what Superman was doing in my pants, and well, I’d rather avoid hearing that phrase. Nope, his willpower will wither and die like one of Lois’s desk plants when placed directly in front of the sun. In space. Directly in front of the sun. Held by Superman. Also, his willpower is the inverse function of other parts of him. CLARK: Could you stop reminded me of that. I’m trying to do the right thing here. She gotten it down from the loft? ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/froehlich/d025.gif) ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/smilie/frech/e015.gif) ER: <<confused>> That’s a two-weeks timejump. /squints some more/ There was nothing posted on the dark side… /tries to remember to not get overly concerned or Lois-like/ Time travel fic. Remember? <<ducking>> Perry had banned V-Day after the Revenge disaster? Nobody really felt like celebrating it after boinking all their co-workers. At first I thought, LnC had gotten married. But combined with the stakeout-reference, I’m thinking it’s just a regular HiM, but they’ll stumble across Roarke during a drug-store break.  Wait, Clark held out and Lois recovered but felt it was a good idea to continue? Or is Cat just playing the part? Yes. One of those or neither. But he’s the *wrong* Clark. The curse. It shouldn’t affect them. *That’s* why you said you were fond of Soul Mates. /taps foot in a very exasperated fashion/ HERB: But it could happen! Do you think I should risk Miss Lane’s life? Nah. That’s against policy. Lois on the other hand…  Ahhhh, there you are. Also. Hey! Hey? Is something wrong? So, it should have been Feb. 2nd, then? HERB: Back to the time machine!
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Response to Michael’s FDK – Cont. Yes. Her mind and her body.  He’s got more tricks in store! CLARK: I’m sure she meant linguistically. LOIS: ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/smilie/frech/g025.gif) <<ER asks that I telephone Jimmy for an interruption before he has a heart attack>> Sorry, Jimmy’s busy. Oooooh! A three-some! Oh, that’s who you meant. You know, Alt-Clark just got another reason to hate Canon-Clark. HG never interrupted them *that* far into the game. HERB: But it could have been worse. It could have been on your honeymoon. CLARK: ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/smilie/boese/a020.gif) OUT! /looks up at thread/ Oh my. There's a lot of FDK in this thread. John’s quite an enthusiastic commenter.
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Sadly, I’ve already read the next three parts and still need to find time for FDK. On the plus side, I’ve just updated my home make-time-disappear machine to Windows 8. And everything is still working. Again. Apparently, I spend too much time on the computer and not enough time spoiling my kids, so I had some spoiling to do. ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/haushalt/u030.gif) Awwwwwww And then you got back to being able to ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/teufel/d030.gif) . quote: Ah, I see she’s got a plan.
Didn’t Tempus say only villains plan? So, does it make Lois a villain if she tries to have sex with Clark? I mean, he *is* a married man, after all. quote: She looked like she’s just been f…fished out of the river?
LOIS: <<quizically>> My hair’s not wet. I don’t think it was wet in Sue’s Next Step either. quote:She’d better cool it down some or he might get suspicious.
CLARK: Huh? <Is completely controlled by his limbic system> That sounds like a scary fic. Lois going nutso for Lex instead of Clark. ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/c075.gif) quote: Well…two weeks.
Hey, that’s a long term relationship for Lois. Funny, thing. Another something she has in common with Cat. quote: What’s the name of the bride of that horror-doll ‘Chuck’?
Bride of Chucky? Not exactly my type of movie. /has never seen it/ But I did read a lot of TV-ads way back when… uote: <<Mama Lois>>?
No, <Lois dragging Clark through the night, looking for a place where she can B&E> quote: That’s quite forward of her. Propositioning him like that.
LOIS: Don’t I always go after what I want? /inserts double standard/ quote: That’s called having sex.
CLARK: Exactly. And I’ve *had* sex and that really didn’t do anything for me. I’d like to try making love and see if I like that better. Well, at least his sex-partners survived the encounter. quote: See? Just like Lex.
Separated at birth? LEX: Then why do *I* not have super powers? So, Lois with no inhibitions isn’t someone you’d like to dump and then meet later in a dark alley? Probably not, no. /is suddenly reminded of “My Super Ex Girlfriend”/
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quote: TRANSLATION: You’re fat. But I remember how you looked before you started jugging a carton of ice cream a day. Let’s wait till you’re back to your normal weight. But keep the upstairs, will ya?
[Shock] LOIS: Claude, is that you?  Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Sadly, I’ve already read the next three parts and still need to find time for FDK. On the plus side, I’ve just updated my home make-time-disappear machine to Windows 8. And everything is still working. Again. So, time is still disappearing on you? And this is good, how? Aren't you supposed to download the new 2013 patch of 'find more time to FDK'? So, does it make Lois a villain if she tries to have sex with Clark? I mean, he *is* a married man, after all. So, it's all an elaborate plan to kill Clark? CLARK: <<shrugs sheepishly>> I think it's worth the risk. I don’t think it was wet in Sue’s Next Step either. I don't think I've seen that one... BTW: while searching for stories to recommend for the WAFFy quiz, I noticed that she hadn't been sending her stories into Labrat. ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/boese/a045.gif) I think we need to give her a "She spends too much time in RL" Intervention. What do you think? <<Hmmmmm. Perhaps you aren't the best person to recommend this to at the moment.>> EW: That sounds like a scary fic. Lois going nutso for Lex instead of Clark.
ER: <<turning ghostly pale with fright>> It actually could be quite funny, if done right too. If having Lois go after Lex on Revenge made Lex NOT want to have anything to do with her from then on, because... well, she's only a reporter, and where would the challenge be? CLARK: That doesn't sound very funny to me. LOIS: Or me. CAT:  Well, at least his sex-partners survived the encounter. As far as we know... LEX: Then why do *I* not have super powers? LOIS: You're super creepy, super slimy, super underhanded, and super rich. LEX: I knew you liked me, Lois. LOIS: Now! THAT sounds like a fun crossover fic. Such a good guy. Always trying to be helpful. Just like Odie. Does that make Lois Garfield and Clark Jon? I just don't see the comparison. Sorry. <<Lois = Garfield as Chocolate = Lasagna?>> LEX: Why?  I’d kill to have a ONS with a girl that self-destructs the next day. CLARK: <<points again at the obviousness on why HE's the good guy>> So, no photo series in LFI? No extra influx of cash for the Planet? Perry doesn't like it when his reporters write for other publications. So, they are using aliases. That doesn’t really qualify as a valid answer on a test. hmmmm. You're right. It isn't. I just realized something. Since they can’t travel back in time because they’re in a branch of the universe where Lois and Clark already broke the curse, only this fork in the timeline got a tiny bit damaged… It still wouldn’t change the fact that Canon-LnC already broke the curse, right? So, it would be safe to consummate once they figure it out. HERB: But that would mean... <<looks befuddled>> Impossible!... er... um... But I'm NEVER wrong! Also, when exactly *was* the Lulu episode? Is that what changed in 1850? I’d have always thought late 19th century. Interesting theory. I don't think it was ever stated. Perhaps they mentioned it in reference with the Kodak camera, but I would assume later in the 1800s by that reference. You. Skipped. A. Day.
ER: <<not very happy with that development>> Don't worry, we go back. Maybe he should be more detailed the next time he interviews a Lois & Clark. Only when she knows he won’t escape. LOIS: Why would he want to escape? He love me. I'll just tie him up first... Well, if it sounds like a cheating rat and has a wife’s photo like a cheating rat and as a ring spot like a cheating rat…
LOIS: Daddy! That would be bad. Yes, but... what would be the point? Sigh. <<Sees membership to Anne's Place in her future.>> ER: Two charms, huh?
EW: <<for Clark>> Yes. Her mind and her body.
ER: Rrrrrrriiiight… CLARK: ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/verschiedene/c050.gif) beating up Ralph for going after April? JIMMY: What?!  Umm…That’s a different interpretation… EW:  I thought you were referring to Superman, not Herb Wells. Virginia is very pleased with herself and has been trained to keep producing loooong stories with lots of naughty in them I have? Yes, my more PG or G fic tend to be quite short. Hmmmmm. I did really *try* to keep this one PG, but I think that rating only made it to... Part 5
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So, time is still disappearing on you? And this is good, how? Aren't you supposed to download the new 2013 patch of 'find more time to FDK'? They’ve got a patch for that? Should I have signed up for the pre-release testing program? quote:So, does it make Lois a villain if she tries to have sex with Clark? I mean, he *is* a married man, after all.
So, it's all an elaborate plan to kill Clark?
CLARK: <<shrugs sheepishly>> I think it's worth the risk. Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
They’ve got a patch for that? Should I have signed up for the pre-release testing program? True. He could have knocked them up and they then died from the mixed-species pregnancy. CLARK: No! No! They survived! I saw Rachel many years later. And, well, Lana was already messed up before we had sex, so you can't blame that on me. Maybe Lois did have a point about siding with Lana on the looking-chunky bit? LOIS: Hey! /points at him thinking it’s a good idea to take a hitchhiker back through the timehole/ You're right, he did accept blame for that mistake. LEX: ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/smilie/liebe/k050.gif) My darling!
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CLARK: No! No! They survived! I saw Rachel many years later. And, well, Lana was already messed up before we had sex, so you can't blame that on me. Me thinks he denies it to emphatically. You're right, he did accept blame for that mistake. [Embarrassed] LOIS: Mistake? *Mistake*? He ruined what, three of my lifetimes, plus an untold other Loises lifetimes? And he calls it a *mistake*? quote: *psycho!*
LEX: <Happy to have found his soulmate> My darling! Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Me thinks he denies it to emphatically. CLARK: But they're alive! LOIS: Mistake? *Mistake*? He ruined what, three of my lifetimes, plus an untold other Loises lifetimes? And he calls it a *mistake*? HERB:
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RACHEL's BROTHER: /points at Rachel's grave site/ Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael: RACHEL's BROTHER: /points at Rachel's grave site/
Michael CLARK: Not THAT Rachel! Um... er... her double in another dimension? MAX: Yeah, right, there, buddy. I knew you were a bad seed from the first time I set eyes on you. CLARK: How? MAX: Clark KENT! Duh!
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