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Michael

Variety is the spice of life.

FREDERICKS: Maybe Mr. Kent likes that in a woman?

LOIS: No Comment.

Is this just a warning that you're going to disappear again in the beginning of... April?

Um... I know. It's one of the perks of "Evil Writerhood". Alt-Lois wasn't married to Lex or any other man at the time of her death in the Congo.

When do hotel registers require a signature from all guests in the room? I often register for a room for the whole family while my hubby unpacks the car and kids.

Which bride called off the wedding in the middle? There was that bride who found sleep more enjoyable than a honeymoon, but she was part frog, so she was already kind-of weird. Perhaps Perry has never stayed at the Lexor and didn't know about the chocolates, or being that he knows that Clark doesn't like sweets, that it would be more of a headache to include them in the vows?

please do! The gorilla was inspired by those 800lbs Gorilla commercials from a few years ago (this one was the only one I could find on youtube).

On my romantic comedy plot list, I have a couple, who HATE each other, go to Vegas to be Best Man and Maid of Honor at their best friends' wedding and accidentally wake up the next morning to find themselves married... They decide to stay married, because he's Canadian and needs a greencard, and she wants to shut up her nagging mother, who never expects her to get married. Hijinks and true love ensue. I never wrote it up... maybe someday. Perhaps that's what I was thinking of when you mentioned that plot.

CLARK: Oooops.

She was protesting too much.

But... but... but... that WAS the reason. Do you think that there was another reason he needed a moment of Lois not looking at his face?

EW thinking she might need extra sleep due to being extra slow today.

/EW goes searching on dark side for sequel to Michael's HiM story/ <<Hey, I can always dream, right?>>

Hmmmm. Didn't I mention I was half-asleep while answering this FDK?

LOIS: What? I just kissed him!... maybe there was a bit of propositioning involved, but nothing happened. Nothing happened! Nothing happened.

Um... Busy writing story from HiM... so Lois hasn't yet had time to stretch those muscles. You'll just have to read on.

My bad! I thought you'd read that one already. Sorry.

He might make a reappearance later in the future when nobody is expecting him.

He's been reading too much Twilight FanFiction?

MARTHA:

CLARK: Why are you mad? It was before I met you and it fell into the bounds of the "relationship closure loophole", right?

LOIS: Because if you cheat on one girlfriend, you might on another!

CLARK: Sooooo, that whole 'relationship closure loophole' doesn't exist in this dimension. Good to know. Good to know.

That kind of evilness shouldn't be applicable to a good Clark/Lois fanfic.

Oh, just awkwardness. Gotcha.

<<EW points to her college degree in Classics and to Lois's degree in non-scientific journalism and wonders why ER would think we would know better?>>

LOIS:

So, Clark should vary with Mayson and Cat and Linda? That would make his life with Lois more spicy?

Michael

Funny thing about that word "spicy", in my son's preschool it's a euphanism for "conflict" or "difficult negotions".

LOIS: So, in other words, YES!

Sorry, thought you were referring to the next book in the series.

I'm not sure where (or if) Arianna would fit into Alt-World, but from what I know about alt-Lois's character I'm going to say "no comment".

Can one sheepishly

Thanks, I'm currently working on my second (since starting this FDK responsing) cup of coffee. So, all wide awake.

That's one of the problems with liking a guy with a sugar phobia.

I didn't mention the title on purpose.

That would be quite a feat for an imaginary 700lbs gorilla, (I was thinking he might sit on Lois later on, causing her to suddenly become breathless?) so "no comment."

Really? And here I thought it was Lana would told Clark about said "loophole". Silly me.

But WE don't want CLARK to be evil! <<Hmmm. I wonder if there's a fic out there where Lois and Clark are evil, and Luthor is the good guy whom they kill off?>>

So, Clark can't plead equally as clueless and say "Hey, that's not why?" I guess I can add an "I bet those shutters are lead lined" to make it more denialable.

Michael

That's one of my favorite Buffy episodes! I'm blanking on JMS though. Yes, I forgot that cable TV also thinks in the same manner as the Brits. Thankfully LnC did not.

Well, better that he takes his time than rush through it, right?



I didn't meant this particular FDK thread, I meant in general. Speaking of which. Time to refill my cup.

Yes, but that only works if Lois is evil right back at him.

CLARK: So, I can't plead "lunkhead"?

J Michael Strazinsky (spl), main writer of Babylon 5.

Yes, PML and HiM could have been less family friendly that way.

Yes. Plus, it’s great he finds the time to consult on the TV series and write an episode a season. Do tons of conventions. Develop additional productions for HBO. And do a lot of other stuff unrelated to writing. He’s actually sometimes thought of the zen master of procrastination. Michael

Okay. Not on my watch list.

I meant season length wise. Hmmmm. I wonder if they had made TV-M PML... <<Thoughts wander to the dark side...>> So, you ever going to finish that fic?

So, is this just fanboy rambling, or a big hint I should let my parts age longer, and I shouldn't crank them out like a Harlequin Romance, and reduce my posting schedule to once a month?

Michael? Oh, my, he's passed out.

Oh, dear, is that John sicing on me?

Guys! Please, I was just joking.

Michael?

I have to say I am very glad this story posts multi-weekly. I like "Once Bitten" but waiting a whole week between installments is tough.

I just have to say again that the flow between parts is a lot better here in Wrong Clark than it was between episodes in canon.

While there might have been a thematic connection between PML and HiM, you could watch them in reverse order and very little if anything would change. I like how you have Lois actually bring up the previous events to justify her present actions.

Eventually? Meaning, I haven’t given up on the idea but the mind is currently not willing to do it.

Fanboy bitching.

Writing time for ER. And reading time for other fics! Michael

Actually, that was me whipping you to get back to work... so, in other words, shut up? Gotcha

Me and my big mouth.

Hey, nobody said you *had* to read my little epic that will never end. <<sniff>> If you have other, more important things to do <<sniff>> I completely understand. I mean, I do have other readers and my betas, who like my vignettes.
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You do know I'd miss you, right?

Okay, I'll keep posting for you.

Thanks. That's part of the fun. Trying to make things that felt stilted or rough in canon make sense and be smooth (in the illustrious words of S1 Jimmy). It's kind of why I re-wrote all of S4 in "Missing Lois".

Says the drug peddler while dangling fresh stuff in front of ER. You do realize that should I ever manage to catch up with reading *and* FDK, things will get Michael

Edit:

Let's see, you just posted FDK for 84, and I just posted #91, so you're only 7 (or 8 counting this Friday's posting) behind so....

Did I write that?... Um... er... I did mention this epic was nicknamed "The Soap Opera" right? My goal is to submit this story to the Archives in 2013. But there's always Book 3 to look forward to.

85 FDK had also been posted by that time. Hmm…Now I need to catch up on my reading. Didn’t finish a part today. Am still in the don’t-get-too-far-ahead mode. In theory, I could catch up with reading within a week and FDK within two weeks.

/waits for Lois to have a torrid affair with Cat only to find out that she’s her slightly older half-sister/

Huh, is that Labby generating a huge dust cloud over there…



Michael

So, you're saying we're living in reality not in theory? Where's the fun in that?

Hey, look, 92 is all ready to post.

Is that in running away or cleaning up space?

So, this means I actually do have to catch up before there’s a new pope?

You do realize I still need to finish 86-91 first, right?

Huh. Right. Cleaning. Should have thought of that. Why would Labby be scared of fitting another monster into her closet.

Michael

Hey! I just emptied that inbox. Thanks for refilling it for me.

Well, if you happen to have some free time between now and then, I wouldn't complain.

Yes. Also, I meant that your suggestion might have reminded me of the content for 92...

MRS GRANT: No, I didn't have relations with that handsome doctor in the coat closet, when I worked as a cocktail waitress all those years ago. I have no idea to what you're referring. That wasn't me. That was my twin sister.

Phew.

Michael

Feeling better now.

No, but I did.

I meant Cat's mother and Sam, but yours is funnier.