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Michael: Oh, look, there is another FDK hiding in my inbox.   laptop! So, Duskfall is actually headed for Earth now despite what the flying clown thought?  It’s just, sometimes, someone else is right. LOIS: And it isn't Wally! Shut up and read about it in next month’s edition of Love Fortress International, like everybody else. LOIS: ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/smilie/boese/e035.gif) Jimmy! Well, Superman would. Oh, right, *he* broke up. *And* left the planet. LOIS: Hey, I've got proof that Clark is Superman! They both are lunkheads! Does being kidnapped count?
LOIS: No. It’s been three hours already. He should have gotten out and the scoop by now. But he's no Lois Lane. LOIS: Granted, so I guess so. No, it’s actually her future husband. LOIS: Clark kidnapped himself? I mean, I'm not planning on getting married! Did Perry just infer the lying or is that a POV issue? Infer. Can’t fire Kent before he has proof of his misbehaving on the job? PERRY: Fire him? Hell, she's twice the reporter she was before. Then, then she became a diva. PERRY: ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/froehlich/d025.gif) I've got to go pick up kids from school, so TBC...
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-- Response to Michael's FDK Continued -- LOIS: <<Looking like what everyone usually assumes for an infacuated Clark>> Yes, something like that. She told him that she loves him and bought negligees for him. Sadly, he wouldn’t wear them. It's sad he'd rather be naked? No, mad. She didn’t say ‘octopus’. Yes, but a) Clark isn't Superman, b) Superman's missing so it doesn't matter if she says Octopus or not, c) Mad is always her go-to emotion. And yet, Claude is still in possession of all his male body parts, despite the stunt he pulled. PERRY: I'm sorry, did I say that? Um... That may not be exactly a hundred percent true. Get close to your subject. Use which ever means are at your disposal. It’s how they say Mata Hari worked. Really? I didn't know she was a reporter. LEX: Yes, I never get stuck and I always have someone to do next. That and otherwise, Perry would have Lois visit him in the morning. I do believe Perry mentions that as one of the consequences of inaction on MPD's part. Strangely enough the next policeman's ball was in late spring after Perry's early retirement to Florida. So Clark likes them spunky. Just like Lex. So, they were separated at birth! LEX: Hey! How come he got all the powers? CLARK: Because you got all the money. Oh, sorry, I thought you wanted this story to go over 100 parts. Not necessarily. And wouldn’t that be awkward, if a shark got one of his legs below the knee? Yes, Clark's aside was a bit of a dark humor joke. Yes, that was before Reed saved Clark's life. Afterwards he was a happy smiling Orc.  Now the fun begins... I mean, soon...  There there. Hope you're feeling better again. Say, did you manage to infect me since I got a code just after you posted this? Sorry. ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/c085.gif) My apologies if I did. I hope you're feeling better now.
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Oh, look, there is another FDK hiding in my inbox. [Embarrassed] [Hyper] Sorry about early posting. Yeah, there’s now ten open threads from me alone. Must get stuffy in your inbox. Oh, you mean the Nightfall fragment? The reporters are at EPRAD to see if there is any news on Superman's mission to Nightfall. You're jumping ahead. Oops? LOIS: But that's... totally... oh! Those guys!... Damn men's club! /male reporters shrug in the least adorable way/ It's not much of a scoop if another reporter tells you and you don't have any hard facts to show Perry. Depends on the reporter? quote: Shut up and read about it in next month’s edition of Love Fortress International, like everybody else.
LOIS: <will smash the pup’s camera when she finds it> Jimmy!  Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Yeah, there’s now ten open threads from me alone. Must get stuffy in your inbox. Like Labby's inbox, my always has room for more love. /male reporters shrug in the least adorable way/  And why would I want that again? CLARK: <glancing down at negligee drag> I don't know. Didn't you leave this note on my desk? LOIS: That's not my handwrit... JIMMY! JIMMY: ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/smilie/konfus/d025.gif) Like a box of DFCB. Spy. Reporter. They’re both tasked with ferreting out the truth by any means necessary. CAT: Mata Hari is my idol! LEX: Let’s switch? (Then I’ll kill him and take my money, too) CLARK: No. Duh! Then again, you did do dozens of parts with a dead Clark once. Been there, done that. Guess, I'll go in a different direction then. LOIS: Thank YOU! CLARK: Um... yeah. Thanks. Jones. LEX: Are you kidding me?
DEAD Tempus: Now, she doesn’t kid around. Aw, Tempus. You're so sweet. LOIS: <<rubs hands>> Now I have a backup nickname for Chuck! Although, I do like Sue's current one that she has Lois using.
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quote: Depends on the reporter?
PERRY: Are you saying that I let SOME reporters get away with non-Rock Hard Facts? Yeah. It’s got to be either that or they don’t get published at all. quote: She’s not the greatest of teachers, is she?
LOIS: <shrugs adorably> I've been busy. No wonder he also still doesn’t know about the birds and the bees. Maybe she *should* have Cat subbing for her when she’s otherwise engaged. To Lex. CLARK: What? No! I didn't... well, if she insists, I'm sure I could learn to live with... [Big Grin] /Lex whistles as he watches Nigel pack a bomb laced with Kryptonite and affix a ‘for the groom’ label to it/ LOIS: [Dizzy] And why would I want that again?
CLARK: <glancing down at negligee drag> I don't know. Didn't you leave this note on my desk?
LOIS: That's not my handwrit... JIMMY!
JIMMY: <has decided it is time for an ungraceful departure> Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Yeah. It’s got to be either that or they don’t get published at all. PERRY: No, Ralph, those aren't the right dates for the Obit. Try again. No wonder he also still doesn’t know about the birds and the bees. Maybe she *should* have Cat subbing for her when she’s otherwise engaged. To Lex. CLARK: No, that's okay. I'll just read up on it at the library... what's that about Lex? /Lex whistles as he watches Nigel pack a bomb laced with Kryptonite and affix a ‘for the groom’ label to it/ CLARK: Let's just forget the big wedding and fly off to Vegas. We'll open our gifts later. LEX:  Being that he also abducted him, and pushed him off the boat, I'm thinking theft is the most minor of his crimes at the moment.
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PERRY: No, Ralph, those aren't the right dates for the Obit. Try again. RALPH: Geez. Who *cares*. :rolleyes: The dead dude certainly ain’t. CLARK: No, that's okay. I'll just read up on it at the library... what's that about Lex?  CLARK: Let's just forget the big wedding and fly off to Vegas. We'll open our gifts later.
LEX: <displeased> So, Clark will die a couple of days late? Being that he also abducted him, and pushed him off the boat, I'm thinking theft is the most minor of his crimes at the moment. Then again, the Feds did nab Capone on tax fraud. Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael: PERRY: No, Ralph, those aren't the right dates for the Obit. Try again. So, Clark will die a couple of days late? No, so the gift will explode while he's out of town. Then again, the Feds did nab Capone on tax fraud. Yes, but Jonesy is no Capone.
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Yes, but Jonesy is no Capone. But he managed to kidnap Superman and almost managed to cause his death while there’s still an asteroid heading for Earth! Doesn’t that make you the greatest enemy of the state ever? Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael: Yes, but Jonesy is no Capone.
Michael Yes, but nobody knows that's what HE did.
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Yes, but nobody knows that's what HE did. Drat. Maybe an undercover journalist who gets under cover with Lex could get some pillow talk about of him? Doesn’t Samantha still need a big break at the Digger? Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Drat. Maybe an undercover journalist who gets under cover with Lex could get some pillow talk about of him? Doesn’t Samantha still need a big break at the Digger? Oh, you don't really want to get her involved do you?
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Oh, you don't really want to get her involved do you? She's not yet made an appearance in your stories? Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael: Oh, you don't really want to get her <<Samantha from Dirt Digger>> involved do you? And *this* is a bad thing?
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And *this* is a bad thing? MLT did a nice Samantha-POV story once. Michael
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If I remember correctly she also included a disclaimer at the beginning saying we would get to see plenty of Lois and Clark.
Still, I will not complain if Samantha does not show up in this story.
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Originally posted by Darth Michael: And *this* is a bad thing?
Michael There are many a story of MLTs that I haven't yet been able to fit into my schedule.  Maybe between this story and Book 3.
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Originally posted by John Lambert:
If I remember correctly she also included a disclaimer at the beginning saying we would get to see plenty of Lois and Clark.
Still, I will not complain if Samantha does not show up in this story. There are no plans to include Samantha in this story at this date and time, but now that the plot bunny has laid an egg in my mind... You never know.
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Maybe between this story and Book 3. ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/c075.gif) Michael
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