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Originally posted by John Lambert:
Clark did not tell Lois Superman had returned. He just told her to not worry because Superman is invulnerable. Other people were able to infer Superman's return from Clark's call, but Lois was not. Correct. 2 points. If you pronounce MPD as "em pee dee" than it should be "an MPD officer". On the other hand if you say it Mipid, sort of like mxyzptlk, than the current form works. Thanks. Fixed.
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quote:She’s got a point there.
LOIS: <<wryly>> As opposed to all those other times, when I don't? She’s got another point there. Also, safer to agree with her when not invulnerable. I don't think she asked about how to find Superman.
STAR: That about wraps it up.  He once put about two lines of description into a book and revisited those with another two lines two books and ten years later. quote: No, he’s seen how Lois clung to Superman before he left and decided to just end things right there.
Clark committed suicide by Bay? ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/froehlich/d025.gif) quote:CLARK: “Boss. Rich guy. Gotham City.”
BRUCE: Thanks, Clark. CLARK: Happy belated Halloween! quote: They don’t need to inform the next of kin?
A) he's not dead. B) They're dead. /points at Minha/ quote: Oooooh! I know how that story goes. /heads over to dark side/
EW: - Okay. I may have thrown that one in for you.  quote: She caught Clark with her sister, Cat, and that new blonde reporter at the Star?
CLARK: [Drool] My life rocks! I can't wait to remember it. Minha won’t be happy. Well, good thing he has that son with the sheriff, huh? <<that would be back in alt-dimension with the FEmale Sheriff Harris>> quote: He’s just as much of a hypocrite as Lois!
Henderson or Perry? I want to say Perry. But it’s been days since I wrote that and… /pops another Ginko capsule/ quote: No, just a mob The Boss™ with a licensed dumping ground.
HENDERSON: There's no "ground" in the Bay! ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/frech/e045.gif) Which she interpreted as a "Page One" story. quote: Unless it’s Mad Dog herself after catching him in the act.
What act? Changing into / out of the blue suit? Or doing the forbidden thing with Linda. Uncomfortable bed. Scratchy sheets. No heat. AND an FBI agent named "Mike".
LOIS: <wants to escape that story>  Just kidding! She’s still expecting nookie at some point. quote: Henderson broke her. Congratulations.
Did he? Or did she just want him to think that? That would mean she’s slippery like an oil-covered performer in an exotic wrestling establishment. quote: She could have Cat give him an end-of-the-world lapdance and sneak past while his attention is focused…elsewhere.
LOIS: So, you think I should call Cat?  Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
She’s got another point there. Also, safer to agree with her when not invulnerable. CLARK: <<nods>> Gotcha. Right, dear. LOIS: Dear?  Dear? CLARK: Oh? Did I do something wrong? CANON LOIS: Clark! Not in front of the children! CANON CLARK: Oh, you mean, his wife? CLARK: Don't worry, she's just imaginary anyway. I want to say Perry. But it’s been days since I wrote that and… /pops another Ginko capsule/ How's that working for you? Or doing the forbidden thing with Linda. LINDA: Hello? Why does everyone assume I'd do anything with that guy? He doesn't have any money. And while he might have "powers" he really doesn't have any influence. LOIS: See, stupid. Just kidding! She’s still expecting nookie at some point. Us desperate and deprived Readers expect it any way too many stories. That would mean she’s slippery like an oil-covered performer in an exotic wrestling establishment. CLARK: Um... do you happen to have a picture of that?
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CLARK: <<nods>> Gotcha. Right, dear.
LOIS: Dear? [Mad] Dear?
CLARK: Oh? Did I do something wrong?  Now I’ve got to hunt down and blast every clown in Metropolis. quote: /points at Minha/
Oh, you mean, his wife? quote: Minha won’t be happy.
CLARK: Don't worry, she's just imaginary anyway. So, he could hook up with the cute blonde nurse in the meanwhile? quote:I want to say Perry. But it’s been days since I wrote that and… /pops another Ginko capsule/
How's that working for you? So-so… what where we talking about again? LINDA: Hello? Why does everyone assume I'd do anything with that guy? He doesn't have any money. And while he might have "powers" he really doesn't have any influence.
LOIS: See, stupid. Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
He just can’t please her, can he? CAT: I thought it was the other way around? LOIS: I can please him and he can please me, thank you very much! CLARK: Really? When do I do that? LOIS: I'm not talking about this here, with Cat listening. CLARK: <<pouts>> CAT: Yeah, right. Likely excuse. CLARK: Gee, thanks. CAT: No, I meant the part where she pleased you. If you thought anything that Lois did was pleasing, it was nothing compared to what I can do, handsome. LOIS: Can we just have Lex blow up the DP already, so we can get rid of Cat? PERRY:  CLARK: <<facepalm>> This is going to be a long story, isn't it? CLARK: Now I’ve got to hunt down and blast every clown in Metropolis. Why Metropolis is now a safer place than GC. So, he could hook up with the cute blonde nurse in the meanwhile? MICHELLE: Who me? Thanks. But I'm married. I do have a younger sister, Mindy, who's available. So-so… what where we talking about again? I don't know. Lois and Clark's sex life? "Fighting Dirty" by Nancy. (It’s a short vignette. Easily squeezed in)  Do you happen to know the story or line which inspired it? She left that vague.
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EW: Sorry, my imagination got the better of me. I'd better stop that scenario right there. This was hilarious CLARK: That wasn't the kind of 'urge' the ER was talking about. EW: <plays the innocent farm girl> We all know what Rachel did to Clark that one night after high school. CLARK: <<facepalm>> This is going to be a long story, isn't it? Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
This was hilarious That was one of my more fun rambles.  We all know what Rachel did to Clark that one night after high school. Taught Clark all about Beer, hotdogs, and making fire? Plus, fewer traumatized children. CHILDREN OF METROPOLIS: Thank you, Batman. SUPERMAN: 
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Taught Clark all about Beer, hotdogs, and making fire? *That’s* why he’s not yet consummated with Lois. LOIS: Thanks, Rachel. Thanks a lot. I see why you wanted more information. Great tease. [Clap] Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael: Taught Clark all about Beer, hotdogs, and making fire?
LOIS: Thanks, Rachel. Thanks a lot. RACHEL: 
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