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Hahaha! Not an amnesia-inducing kiss, thankfully.

I'm getting very frustrated with Lois. Sooner or later, her schemes are going to backfire painfully.

I like how Perry was tip-toeing through his conversation with Clark, looking for evidence that he's Superman. Clark is going to flip out when Perry slips up one of these days and lets him know that he knows.

I think you want a "to" between her and know.

I think it should be "that it was supposed to".

How long will Lois be able to resist saying "yeah right, you need to go rescue someone as Superman."

This is still a crazy pan.

I am surprised she can pull off thanking him for being so creepy. How does she avoid shuddering at it all?

No, not in a thousand years.

It will probably be mutually frustrating. They will both be trying to manipulate the other into helping their goals.

no direct interaction of Lois and Clark.

I like this mention here. It always seemed odd that Lois had been covering the trial, and yet we never heard of it until it finished.

Yes, why did he do it? If he hadn't than they would still be dating, at least until Lois figures out how to brake up with him.

Actually, it was the most honest thing to do. How else was he to explain his extreme lack of appetite? Still, there was probably a way and it would have been wiser.

Well, she is her own person, so as long as he respects her freedom he does let her do things. Hmm, I was thinking her talk of it being temporary and still loving him in her heart would have caused him to be less down about things. I guess he really did not hear that part. Not at least with the earnestness and truth it was spoken.

Don't expect that to happen anytime soon.

Really his only response is to tell her he is Superman which she keeps cutting off.

He should wonder why she cut him off so much.

Which means in some way she did cheat.

This would only be workable if she would tell him her true concerns.

He should have focused on telling her more important truths first.

Which should clue him into there being other issues.

They both are pigheaded though.

I wonder how happily surprised he would have been if she had given him the other gift.

I still have severe doubts it was a fantasy at all.

I am glad I do not have as much despair for their relationship working as he does. I was hoping her lines about "temporary" and such would convince him to not loose hope, but I am not seeing that happening.

He really has it bad for her.

That makes more sense, although they never touched much in the newsroom.

that Lois is at the trial.

for shared glances.



Not the real reason.

Well, I don't think that is the real reason she missed the story.

This is such a complexed interaction. Perry knows more than he is letting on. Everyone knows CK=SM, but trying to pretend it is not so to the others.

Perry:Now what is he trying to hide?

Probably good he did not try it sooner, otherwise she might never have come to love Clark.



Actually it would be possible. Just not easy while keeping Lois unaware of The Secret TM. Although some people think that Clark can pull off the allusion of being two places at once. Hmm, he could always use a hologram.

He is trying to decide if Lois really was right.

He needs to learn keeping secrets from Lois is always a bad idea.

If he would only learn to always call Lois.

I wonder if this line really works. Closest to what?

bad idea. We like Lois and Clark together.

This does sound like a slip from Perry knowing that CK=SM.

Perry is trying not to say "like it is for you".

there is hope for him yet.

Oh no, that is that last idea Clark needs suggested to him.

I have fears about where this is going.

That he really does not do enough yet. He still needs to trust her more than he does.

That really does not sound like she is thinking about trying a relationship with SM.

Fortunantly that is not what she meant.

I just have this thinking fear he will do something that will make everything worse.

Uh Oh I see where this is going.

mrsMxyzptlk: Thank you for the FDK.
Not in this story, no.

CLARK: See! Soul Mates!

Will he or will it be just another reason he's the Yodeler?


Laura: Thanks for reading.

Forward? We couldn't go back without Wells, and he's not expected back until... glances at the calender... for another 2 months?

John: Thanks for the error proofing. All fixed!

She does say it, just not out loud.

So, she should just let Lex get away with trying to murder Superman / Clark?

LOIS: Years of experience of dealing with creeps, plus the telephone hides most of the shuddering.

Thanks, Clark, thanks a lot.

Lack of Martha and Jonathan in his formative years?

But if Lois didn't know the secret it could have been a distinct possibility.

LOIS: Yes, THANK you.

Clark? Nah! Not him.

What we only are one month past Well's visit, it seems so much more. Hmm, maybe that's because it was four months ago when you posted that part.

Good point. A lucky streak would do that on its own.

I guess my initial though was he had some catch Superman with Lois plan, but I never saw any evidence of it, so that really did not make sense.

You would think though that EPRAD would make sure that people claiming to be federal agenst were the real McCoy.

I went and checked the original airtimes for all the episodes. None were first aired in April, but they did air two in March. Of course, MoSB suggest Superman was there for most of the summer, and "Illusions of Grandeur" was iared in January, but as you say suggests weeks on buildup since the last episode. It does not work to hold the episodes close to their air time, especially since they essentially aired "Witness" out of sequence. I would say this story works entirely with the time line suggested in the episodes themselves.

I hope this not lying applies to explaining why they arn't having sex.

Oh, I thought that was already going on.

Well, I think I meant everyone involved her, but yeah, that is a bit extreme. Jimmy and Jimbo don't know, nor does Lucy.

Lucy:What do you mean I don't know?

I think you should say "closest to the truth", "closest to reality" or something like that. It just does not sound right with just "the closest".

So he is not convinced that Lois is right with her claims he was not raised in Smallville.

There is always the other theory, "out of sight, out of mind".

Probably, unless he is included SM in "him".

I think the explantion in canon is "there was a big gap between episodes. Season 1 may really take closer to two years". Hmm, do they ever later explicitly say how long Clark has been in Metropolis/Lois and Clark have known eachother?

Yeah, I guess you would get there if you averaged 5 parts a day. I think we had no parts actually in January.

Did he ever claim this?

So she's mad he didn't break up with her?

Except canon Clark had them and still did equally lunkheaded things.

Ooooh! Message? Where?

Does that qualify as an ‘oooops’?

Michael

Yeah, sorry about the slow pace. Hence the Episode Wrestling to come to try to speed things up a bit. If this keeps up Michael might get his wish for a 200+ part story.

TEMPUS: A good plan uses subtlety, so that the villain isn't easily traced.

You'd think, but if Lois and Jimmy could sneak into EPRAD, B39 shouldn't have any problems doing so.

I try my best to work within those time constraints (probably more-so than I should).

CLARK:


CLARK:

Jimmy is clueless in my stories, it's part of his charm. Lucy, sadly, is out of the loop, being on the West Coast.

Perry's wondering if Clark is the only Kryptonian on Earth.



True, I skipped January in a rush to get to PML. I also dropped the Christmas Party scene at Cat's parent's house to move the story further along. I really need to start jumping ahead again.

Clark did mention SM taking him to Smallville for Thanksgiving and SM mentioned when he took Lois and Jimmy to Smallville to pick up his space capsule that Clark already introduced him to the Kents. Lois assumed the rest.

Well, if he had, he would have been following is usual pattern. It was what she expected. When he didn't, then she had to think on her feet to stick to her plan.

EW: Kryptonian DNA?
LARA: I think you mean "El" DNA. It wasn't *my* idea to stay on the death-trap Krypton and send my son off to Earth on his own, now was it?
JOR-EL: We couldn't all have fit into that spaceship.
LARA: But we could have boarded that vessel to New Krypton with the Kal-El's birth wife, Zara. Oh, nooooo. We had to stay on Krypton and witness it explode. :rolleyes: The House of El is full of Lunkheads.

Michael: Is that really you?
Hmmm. Must work on Sue upping her posting schedule.

Probably nothing "official", but they might consider a "How to avoid Sexual Harassment from one's co-workers" seminars (and how to file the necessary paperwork against them). They could hold it in conjunction with the yearly "safety" seminar, when they pass out condoms to the men and anti-Ralph spray (it smells like intelligence) to the women.

LEX: But it's a gold chain!

but that was some wrapping paper, I got distracted when I tore it off.
CLARK: I have no idea what she's talking about.

Like she would ever trust anyone with that last name.

LOIS: I vote for option 2.
CLARK: Uh... er... How about if option 2 includes a game of catch. <<tags Lois>> You're it!
LOIS: <<removes one piece of clothing>>
CLARK: That's not fair! That's cheating.
LOIS: <<shrugs demurely and tags Clark>> Caught you.

I guess the round ones are too easy to hit.

Um... because someone has a death wish?

PERRY: I don't understand it. One day, she just went all Ninja Samurai on all the criminals in town, starting with everyone at LexTower, even though there wasn't any proof that he was the one who killed her partner. But, sadly, when President Lois has wiped out crime in Metropolis, Cat's column became the most interesting section of the Daily Planet, which is why she's now editor and I took early retirement. How about you, Bill? Why did you take early retirement?
HENDERSON: I'm obsolete too. No crime, no criminals to catch. I got bored.

Being that Lex currently controls all Metropolis's Kryptonite and the Kents control all that's been found in Smallville (during Trask's visit), it would have been difficult for Clark to get drunk. And, no, it's not safe.



Clark points to all those pieces of paper in plain sight.



Thanks for dropping by, Michael. Come back and visit us really soon, ya hear!

But the details are so fun. Hmm, on the other hand if jumping ahead means we get to Lois and Clark kissing faster.

Did she do the other assuming before or after learning CK=SM?

Actually, in some incarnations Jor-el says he things he can send Lara along, but she refuses to leave him.

Of course, those are also incarnations without New Krypton.

Oh my. What will happen this time?

Huh. Good point. /signs petition/

Michael

Uh... no.

Before. It's hard to change built in assumptions after the fact though.

Yes, that happened both with the Superman Serials and George Reeves AoS, but maybe NKs showed up at a time not shown during either of those series.

Michael is back. Ooooh. Is that new candy I see?

And I almost got snagged again. /looks around carefully before donning tinfoil hat/ Well, I hope I eluded then…

So, I should start clamoring as soon as I’m confident I can handle an onslaught of parts?

Ralph’s Ex: I removed his… line already…

Okay. Yeah. We can take that. /moves back carefully from EW/

Ooooooooh! /points excitedly at 106/



Michael