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SM:Lois, I would recognize you with a bag on your head. I have to admit I essentially stole that from "Smallville", one of the now 4 episodes I have watched. I won't tell any more because I think it is further in the show than Virginia has gotten, but I just had to admit I did not come up with it.
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Why doesn't she wear perfume? MARTHA: Why should I? It's expensive stuff and I spend all day in the heat and dirt and around animals. Any perfume smell will have disappeared within 5 minutes. EW: Many of us women don't wear perfume on a daily basis. I used to wear it only on special occasions. I'd still only wear it on special occasions but I don't know where my perfume disappeared to on my last move... 8+ years ago. And I'm one of those people who would rather spend money on important things, such as LnC DVDs.  I should have asked that "is there a particularly important reason she no longer wears perfume." <happy> for more evidence against Luthor. Not that it would still be there should she ever get a court order to prove it. Even if they managed to out manouver Luthor and find the bugs in the Lexor, connecting them to him and proving illicit spying would be two more steps that they would not have much chance of doing. No, just one of the ways. He had suspected them a lot since September. Well, actually he had been convinced he knew they had done the deed since September. Actually, he's suspected something since right after Superman appeared in June. I was going for what Lex suspects Lois and Clark have done, not what he thinks Lois and Superman have done. But since he would sense a bug on his end and she would find one on hers, would it matter? But if they removed the bugs, Lex would be on to them being onto him. Good point.
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![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/verschiedene/c180.gif) Terrific. Lois would probably be in one of her moods, having taken a cab. ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/verschiedene/c060.gif) I caught him red handed.”
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Originally posted by John Lambert:
Well they did have African-American looking genrals with Jewish/Eastern European last named (Zeitlin), so it was multi-cultural, just at times very subtle. On one of the rare occurrences that they had a speaking role, names matter little. I am not sure if anyone knows the answer, because I am not sure any court has ever considered this question. I'm sure a defense lawyer could counter that argument and win. I really don't know. I mean since he would only tell her in a private place, speed changing should not be an issue. LOIS: <<thinks about this>> Could he change really slow? CAT: Right? I'm telling you. That speed change is pure torture. But she actually will understand you that way Clark, otherwise she will still be confused like Cat is, and might think you have non-human customs. CLARK: But does it really matter? LOIS: ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/a050.gif) CLARK: So, yes? If only Clark would realize how much, and that it is him she misses. CLARK: Yeah, if only I could read her mind. WELLS: Actually... Funny thing, that... SUPERMAN: I stopped by Clark's apartment and gave him my suit after the mission and told him that I was going to spend a few days meditating and healing in Nepal. Apparently, he's forgotten this.
JOHN: That would probably work. I guess he can claim Clark was doing street interviews all day.
Lois:then why didn't he turn any in to Perry?
Clark:I guess I lost my notes when I was kidnapped.  Well, you could have just avoided any Lois point-of-view sections, so we did not know what Lois really thought. That was what I was thinking about, not Lois actually not knowing The Secret, just us not knowing that Lois knows the Secret. Originally, this story was going to be just one POV, but I find those much harder because I want to show EVERYTHING. Oh, hmmmm. That might be part of my problem. Clark:I never meant to torture her. I was really going to tell her early on, until I got hurt by realizing she was fake kissing me and fake pretending to date me so she could be with Superman.
Reader:So he was mad that she was pretended to be with him so she could really be with him. I still think it would have been much easier to tell her The Secret. When Clark learned that Lois hadn't kissed him truthfully on Trask's plane, he was both hurt and confused. And then he learned she wanted to use him as her "fake boyfriend" while she dated Superman and that made him mad, and serious re-evaluate whether or not he wanted to remain. But then she'd do something and he'd fall in love with her all over again and decide to stay. But Lois has no problem with any part of you, she enjoys the Super-side. I guess to understand Clark we need to in part appreciate how much of a number Lana did on him. Hmm, that what is canon-Clark's excuse for being a total lunkhead in relation to Lois. CANON CLARK: I'm just trying to protect my family. That gives me more hope for Clark. ALthough he probably should have left a message on her answering machine. CLARK: New day, new Lois Lesson to be learned. I had forgotten he had told his parents about the curse. He hasn't. He told them that they can't ever have children. Even if they managed to out manouver Luthor and find the bugs in the Lexor, connecting them to him and proving illicit spying would be two more steps that they would not have much chance of doing. Exactly.
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Darth Michael: I knew if I searched the boards long enough I'd find my box of candy. Thanks. Let's hope he doesn't get TV privileges for a while. Was that an ordered hit on the wife? Nope, just a robbery. You know, it would be really awkward if a bullet were to go off one day and hit Lois in the stomach. LOIS: Awkward? Awkward? SUPERMAN: Good thing that I'm faster than a speeding bullet, then, isn't it? LOIS: Awkward? Does that mean that at least one voyeur is now back when she takes a shower? CLARK: Oh, look, I think Perry needs me to file this story, I better run. Excuse me. ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/smilie/frech/s015.gif) Awwwww… When she’s on Revenge. When he doesn't lie to her. Maybe Lois likes triangles? LOIS: ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/c085.gif) Nah, but she might track down that awful watch again, tie him to a bed, and have her wicked way with him until he faints from exhaustion. CLARK: Well, that would be... uh... dangerous? Hey, you have no idea what his people are eating on those interstellar trips. Terran astronaut food is a gourmet dish compared to that gunk. /points at tiny wisps of translucent fabric and scraps of lace/ LOIS: But it's not his birthday any longer. CLARK:  “Were you worried that you wouldn’t recognize me if someone kidnapped me and cut off my hair?” Lois asked.
ER: Now who would do such a thing? Except Tank. Well, they do it all the time when they kidnap children, why not when they abduct women? LEX: What? Gretchen wanted to make sure my future wife’s healthy. “I spilled my usual perfume in there. That’s why I had the door closed and am wearing this other perfume. With your sensitive sniffer…”
ER: Huh. <<confused reader>> Sensory memories. She mentioned the new perfume in the shower scene. There’s got to be more to this than meets the nose. Hence the scene between Clark and Jonathan. Was that the evil thing you thought you shouldn’t be writing? What? Huh? I'm not writing a Martha and Jonathan Nfic? Wouldn’t that show up on the camera? Yes, but since neither have been installed yet... LEX: That’s good to know. Means if I get to score with her once, I can repeat it as often as I like with no harm done to my parts. How exactly does Lex score without touching Lois? Comments welcome.<EW thinks torturing ER is funny>
ER: Haha. So, did you miss the scene where Lois and Superman were in the shower together?  You probably missed it while you were writing your toilet joke. And, yes, I did think that was funny.
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I knew if I searched the boards long enough I'd find my box of candy.  You’re welcome! LOIS: Awkward? Awkward?
SUPERMAN: Good thing that I'm faster than a speeding bullet, then, isn't it?
LOIS: Awkward? Michael Edit: Originally, this story was going to be just one POV, but I find those much harder because I want to show EVERYTHING. Oh, hmmmm. That might be part of my problem. 
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
EW: When he doesn't lie to her.
ER: So, mostly sunny days for her, then? LOIS: What's with this neverending rain lately? CLARK: /looks up at sunny blue skies/ No idea, Lois. CLARK: Well, that would be... uh... dangerous?
LOIS: Better than what that other Lois has to go through. The one who’s currently on her second honeymoon. CLARK: Living? To make it easier to keep them louse-free when they’re stashed in a shack somewhere? Makes sense. Oh. No, I did remember the new perfume from the shower scene, was just wondering if there was a deeper agenda to the locked room. Maybe Lois had Call-Me-Daniel hidden in there. Nope. Just a crate of red herrings that had started to go bad. But that was in the hotel. Wouldn’t Lex have the cameras installed there during the renovation? Well, the camera was in the mirror on the dresser, and if she used the phone in the bedroom, but put her back towards the dresser, then it's possible it didn't show on film. Why wouldn’t he touch her? It’s just, he only needs to go through the trouble of making her drunk, tying her up, drugging her or something like that only once? Oh, you mean, he can watch it as many times as he likes without going through the effort? LEX: ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/froehlich/d025.gif) EW: What would be the fun in that? LEX:  LOIS: Help! Superman! Get me out of this story, this writer is whacked!
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CLARK: /looks up at sunny blue skies/ No idea, Lois. Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
/Lois starts to combust with pent-up sexual energy/ RALPH: I could... LEX: No, ME! I'm first. Me! <<shoot Ralph>> Me! LOIS:  Nah. I'm fine. Thanks. CLARK: Well, that would be... uh... dangerous?
LOIS: Better than what that other Lois has to go through. The one who’s currently on her second honeymoon.
CLARK: Living?
ER: Sexual frustration. That’s actually what normal lives do look like, isn’t it? CLARK: But she's alive, right? Who's with me here? Sue S.'s CLARK: <<high-fives him>> Totally! LOIS: :rolleyes: LEX: I enjoyed watching her pert behind. LOIS: Well, Lex watching is better than Lex touching. LOIS: Help! Superman! Get me out of this story, this writer is whacked! ER: She’s a quick study, isn’t she? LEX: At least she’s hot. CLARK: I prefer them smart. LOIS: You think I’m not hot?  CLARK: Awww. Honey, you know that's not what I meant. I worship both your body and your mind. LOIS: And they call *him* Superman? What does that make me? CLARK:  LOIS: I'm thinking 'Supreme Ruler' has a nice ring to it. LEX: Yeah, baby! LOIS:  Clark it is, then. Big pile of LEX goo: What did I say? What did I say?
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LOIS: [Dizzy] Nah. I'm fine. Thanks. CAT: Couldn’t have had it so bad, after all… CLARK: But she's alive, right? Who's with me here?
Sue S.'s CLARK: <<high-fives him>> Totally!
LOIS: [Roll Eyes] Sue’s LOIS: Maybe I should have put the consummation into his vows… LOIS: At least, *she* got vows. LOIS: Well, Lex watching is better than Lex touching. She sure has learned to compromise… Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael: LOIS: [Dizzy] Nah. I'm fine. Thanks. LOIS: Even you wouldn't have done it with a dead Ralph. CAT: /concedes point/ CLARK: But she's alive, right? Who's with me here?
Sue S.'s CLARK: <<high-fives him>> Totally!
LOIS: [Roll Eyes]
Sue’s LOIS: Maybe I should have put the consummation into his vows…
LOIS: At least, *she* got vows. Actually, this Lois  Well, you'll see. LOIS: Well, Lex watching is better than Lex touching.
ER: She sure has learned to compromise… LEX: And, now, for the bait and switch!
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LOIS: Even you wouldn't have done it with a dead Ralph.
CAT: /concedes point/ The idea was to do a live Ralph. :rolleyes: Women Everywhere: Why would one want to do a live Ralph, either? Really desperate hooker in need for money to satisfy her drug habit: He’d do in a pinch… Actually, this Lois <censored by Utopian Thought Police> Well, you'll see. Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
The idea was to do a live Ralph. [really, folks!]
Women Everywhere: Why would one want to do a live Ralph, either?
Really desperate hooker in need for money to satisfy her drug habit: He’d do in a pinch… LOIS: Where's the Superman Foundation when you really need it? Like with a monkey in a science lab?
LOIS: You mean he touches me and I claw his eyes out? LEX: No, that's where I touch and Superman watches. Nigel, didn't Lois get the script changes I made?
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LOIS: Where's the Superman Foundation when you really need it? Hmm…she seems to be tad indecisive about Superman helping out desperate women. Some she wants to be helped, others she wants to be turned into tiger helpings. LEX: No, that's where I touch and Superman watches. Nigel, didn't Lois get the script changes I made? NIGEL: Umm…Asabi lost them? Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
LOIS: Where's the Superman Foundation when you really need it?
ER: Hmm…she seems to be tad indecisive about Superman helping out desperate women. Some she wants to be helped, others she wants to be turned into tiger helpings. LOIS: Hello?! Who does Superman rescue more often than other? Me! Of course, he created the SM Foundation to help me out. Anyway, any other woman who touches Superman deserves to be fed to Tigers. It's only logical. CAT: LEX: No, that's where I touch and Superman watches. Nigel, didn't Lois get the script changes I made?
NIGEL: Umm…Asabi lost them? LEX: Nigel, why are you backing towards the door?
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LOIS: Hello?! Who does Superman rescue more often than other? Me! Of course, he created the SM Foundation to help me out. Anyway, any other woman who touches Superman deserves to be fed to Tigers. It's only logical.
CAT: <does not want Lois to know what she’s all done with Superman during those early months> RACHEL: ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/froehlich/g051.gif) quote: LEX: No, that's where I touch and Superman watches. Nigel, didn't Lois get the script changes I made?
NIGEL: Umm…Asabi lost them?
LEX: Nigel, why are you backing towards the door? Michael
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