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PERRY: What's that she said? A paper cut?
CLARK: Oh, I've heard those are the worst. Yes, you better stay away from Luthor, Lois.
PERRY: You've heard?
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
EW: Hmmmm. That's not the scene I saw, but then my bleach bottle is empty again. It might be time to clean the dirt out of my brain once more.
ER: Comes from keeping As the Cape Flaps strictly for the afternoon programming.
Yep, Us afternoon soaps are big on cleaning supplies.

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Must have SEX right away!

/Ralph walks by and leers at her./

CAT: Why look at that. I'm feeling cured already. No desire for sex after all.

ER: Although, he’d do that with sheep, so…
PERRY: Why we don't do the farm reports any more.

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JIMMY: How come I never get the pre-sharpened pencils?
ER: <<whispering>> …can sharpen his own pencil…
LOIS: What is *he* implying? That I can't sharpen my own pencil? I'll have you know that I sharpened my own pencil back in... um... June? Yes, June of last year, when Clark was on the phone with those doctors about those jumpers from the roof.
CLARK: That was a ruse to eavesdrop on my conversation.
LOIS: I don't *need* to sharpen pencils! That's why we have Jimmy! To sharpen my pencils for me.
CLARK: I can sharpen your pencils, Lois. Oh, please, don't always go to Jimmy to sharpen your pencils.


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PERRY: Why we don't do the farm reports any more.
Gotten the DP banned from the state fair. Also, why Lois got such weird looks when she visited Smallville.

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I'll have you know that I sharpened my own pencil back in... um... June?
LEX: The video says otherwise. I only have her sister doing pencil sharpening.

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Yes, June of last year, when Clark was on the phone with those doctors about those jumpers from the roof.
CLARK: That was a ruse to eavesdrop on my conversation.
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
PERRY: Why we don't do the farm reports any more.
ER: Gotten the DP banned from the state fair. Also, why Lois got such weird looks when she visited Smallville.
LOIS: Why?
CLARK: [Linked Image] I think that was a joke about you not loving animals as much as the people of Smallville.
LOIS: I *love* animals! I have fish, don't I?
CLARK: [Linked Image]
LOIS: No, really? I still have fish, don't I? Did I forget to feed them and nobody told me?

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LEX: The video says otherwise. I only have her sister doing pencil sharpening.
JIMBO: [Linked Image]

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CLARK: I can sharpen your pencils, Lois. Oh, please, don't always go to Jimmy to sharpen your pencils.
ER: /points to above/ Awwwwwkward!
LOIS: /shakes head/ I'll sharpen my own pencil thank you very much!
LUCY: I taught her how!
LEX: I have the video. sad Sadly, it's blank.


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LOIS: Why?
CLARK: - I think that was a joke about you not loving animals as much as the people of Smallville.
Actually, it was a joke about them big city reporters loving them animals more than the farmers.

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LOIS: No, really? I still have fish, don't I? Did I forget to feed them and nobody told me?
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
LOIS: No, really? I still have fish, don't I? Did I forget to feed them and nobody told me? Another job for Superman?
/Lois gets letter/ Dear Ms. Lane. Your fish appear to be starving on the surveillance video. Please feed them.
LOIS: mad
LEX: *Niiiiiggggeeeeeeeeeeel!*
[Linked Image] That letter kills me!


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