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Well…?

Some crook’s going to go down hard.







So she knows whether to bring mace?

LEX: Potato. Potato. You just replicate a new one for every time. That way you don’t have to worry about wearing them out.

Oops? Hey. Wait a second. That’s just what you’re doing to us the entire time, so…turnabout’s fair play?



Lois got divorced from Dan in that fic and took up with Clark. If memory serves right. Or maybe Dan died.



He *is* unsettling.



Hmmm… /squints/ Lois is married to Lex? Clark has found the One Ring?



No, Lois only dressed up as a stripper. Linda dressed up as a prostitute who fronted as a stripper.

Alternatively:
:rolleyes: @ TV

Only if he hopes to never get nookie.

Since when does he make smart choices?

OTHER REPORTERS LOIS SNUBBED: I can corroborate how Mad Dog Lane pulled a loaded machine gun Ms. King and screaming something about killing her.

Michael

Well, each of my Parts of my story isn't supposed to be equal to an episode. More like a segment between advertisement breaks.

Nope. There may have been one M&J free episode, one Perry-free episode, clearly no Cat at the end of S1, and several Lex-free episodes in S1. I could have used some Lex-Free episodes in S3 though.

CANON SUPERMAN: I came in and danced with her. We met daily to discuss my rescues. It was almost like dating. Could explain why she fell for SM over CK, though.

WELLS: Better a busted marriage than a dead wife.

Well, it wouldn't make sense that Nightfall was further away than the sun, would it?

Well, I posted on Last Tuesday, but then rewrote the part, so I wasn't ready to post last Friday.

LOIS: "Dressed up" as a prostitute? If she does the act and gets paid for it, and goes back for more, it's not dress up.

CLARK: So, that would be bad, right?
LOIS: :rolleyes:

You mean? <<points to previous answer>>

LOIS: Ooops?

CLARK: We're partners! Share and share alike, right?
LOIS:
CLARK: So, let Lois wake up first. Gotcha!

CAT:

Well, if she did that she might be suffering from morning sickness as well.

I thought that was implied?
LEX: Lois is going to do me hard?

LOIS: Considering he appears to have no idea on what to do in a woman’s bedroom, maybe a tutor really is necessary.

Lois not figuring it out and thinking it’s just a metal, yeah…

Depends on your POV. Clark for instance, would disagree and think her a very bad person. Someone he wouldn’t want to touch. But he would go and try and save the clones. Only, what he’d do with a battery of Lois-like looking former sex-slaves, I have no idea…

Same goes for the stripping, doesn’t it?
LINDA: Plus, student loans.

Michael

Season 3 had quite a few Martha and Jonathan free episodes. "The Dad Who Came In From the Cold" comes to mind the fastest. It in some ways represents Clark moving out of his parents shadow. He is stressing a lot about being a parent, but he never turns to his own parents to ask questions about it. I don't think we get M&J show up in "Never on a Sunday" either.

I don't think they ever actually went all the way between commercial breaks without showing Lois and Clark. Of course in Season 1 they had a bunch of scenes that were not really connected with the show, like the start of "Pheremone My Lovely" with Clark using his eyes to cook his eggs/Superman rushing in to save the recycling from going in the trash.

Although, maybe my view is a bit skewed. When I watch some episodes I skip through the Lois and Clark free parts. That is the parts with neither Lois nor Clark.

Come to think of it I don't think M&J show up in "Ghosts", and I am not remembering anyone else showing up in "I Got You Under My Skin" but Lois and Clark, but I may need to think harder.

I am not sure we actually see Perry in the first episode with Tempus, despite all the talk about it being his birthday.

Do M&J show up at all in the Lex Jr. arc?

Also, I am pretty sure M&J don't show up in "Smart Kids". At least they are not listed in the script.

Except in canon, even after SM comes and dances with Lois, she choses Clark over SM. Also, that is essentially what happens in "Fall of the House of Luthor".

Actually, there is at least one Jimmy-free episode. "I've Got You Under My Skin", in large part because it is set entirely in one day and that happens to be Lois and Clark's day off, does not have Perry or Jimmy. Nor does it have M&J.

The honeymoon episode we get M&J (well, technically only historical equivalents), and Perry and Jimmy. "I've Got You Under My Skin" we get none of them.

LOIS: I've brought my own club!

CAT: Ooooh! Me! Choose me! Please!
LOIS: No.

So, you're saying that a metal that never dulls would be able to penetrate Clark's skin?

They're "former" sex slaves because Clois doesn't like sex?

Sad thing is, it's already time to post October's.

Even if he's dead? Wouldn't he rather be alive for Lois's pregnancy?

We're they trying to show that Clark was finally a grown up and didn't need his folks anymore?

I hated those Public Service Announcements non-sequators. They were annoying. "Recycle" and "Bo Knows" especially.

I often skip through the Lex only parts from S1. He has a tendency to monologue.

According to IMDb, only Lois and Clark show up for IGYUMS.

I believe he's in the background, because we hear his voice.

I think Clark consults them during Lex Jr., but Smart Kids could have done with a lot less kids.

Actually, in BatP Lois chooses SM over CK. In HoL, SM has already says no dice, so CK wins over SM.

Michael

That is one possible reading. However, I think the bigger reason is that once Lois knows CK=SM, she can advise him on issues that relate to this, so structurally he does not need M&J as much.

I am not sure I ever watched all of "Bo Knows".

The last time I watched the Pilot I skipped most of the Lex parts.

I re-watched it, and I was right. The whole thing is on Lois and Clark's day off, so it actually makes sense.

I rewatched the Lex Jr. arc, and I think we see no M&J. In that arc Dr. Klein seems to be the go to for consultations.

But isn't dancing with Lois mainly a reference to "Church of Metropolis"'s ending. So in S2 we have SM again romancing Lois. Early in "Whine, Whine, Whine" we have Dr. Friskin confronting Lois on whether she has given up on her Superman romance fantasy or not. Which is sort of odd since Dr. Friskin knows how much Superman really, really wants Lois.

So "Whine, Whine, Whine" has Lois totally reject SM in favor of CK. Which I always figure makes his claim of proposing before he tells her because he wants to know she will love him for him pretty weak.

CLARK: What are you saying? That... that... I'm a bad guy?

Why would Wolverine want to kill Superman? That makes no sense. But a team up of that nasty general who gave Wolverine his adamantium skeleton and Trask would be a scary combo.

WOMEN: Now were 'sex workers' because we get paid.
SUPERMAN:

I post a month ahead so that people have time to write the story for the next month. Time to post Nov/Dec challenge now. Where has the time gone?

LOIS: /scratches that idea off list/

Of course, we see in S3, even though L&C are together he still needs their advice on relationships.

It's not like M&J can backtrace Lois's DNA swipe, can they?

Okay, point John.

Well, she can't well ADMIT that to another patient, now can she? Anyway, if her patients live happily ever after, she needs to get new patients. If they don't, she doesn't. Win-Win for her to discourage them to get together. <<not that I'd ever think Dr. F would do that.>>

I don't think the people who wrote WWW helped out on the script for AtAi. It's annoying when episodes contradict each other like this.

Oh, look. Shoe is fitting.

I figured, he’d like a challenge? Another year has passed without me being able to focus brain power on Halloween story. Michael

So, it's HIS fault for not knowing?

WOLVERINE:
/on a side note, I can't picture Wolverine actually making this expression. /

Sadly this Halloween was absent of any new costume themed stories.

Huh... um...uh... I was working on something... uh... FDK, right. Got to... uh... mmmmmm.

It’s called a ‘double standard’.


Minute 1:20

Michael

It's too fleeting to catch with the naked eye. Also, I hear they cut Rogue from the new movie.

Maybe too busy cavorting with vamps and weres?

Michael