Originally posted by Darth Michael:
CLARK: /closes magazine/ I like the idea of Lois on the ceiling, but that woman looks nothing like her.
LOIS: How does he figure that? Did he use his vision gizmo on me?
CLARK: She's blonde.
LEX: If there’s no proof you’re born, IRS can’t get to you.
NIGEL: /buries another tax auditor/ It’s easier to let him think that he’s right and just vanish the bodies…
He’s quite the artist. He only left out that time he was in the hospital. Didn’t think that part about the stork visiting was age appropriate.
Yeah, when you're Dad's invulnerable, you don't want to see pictures of him weak.
LOIS: I wouldn't say he was 'weak'...
LOIS: Yes, but I'm not getting paid by the hour.
PERRY: So, I can move your overtime expense report in the circular filing bin?
LOIS: Now, hold your horses, there, Chief!
ER: See? I knew she was a by-the-hour girl.
LOIS: That's bonus pay!
Michael