Originally posted by Darth Michael:
LOIS: It doesn't matter how big or small Lex is, he's never going to touch this /points to self/
ER: Then how is Lex supposed to consummate the marriage?
LOIS: Consummation of marriage is SOoooo over-rated.
CLARK:
LOIS: Don't worry, Lex, after that one time, I'm sure to kill myself.
LEX: /excited/ The perfect woman!
CLARK:
LOIS: So, I'm *not* the perfect woman?
CLARK:
I just can't win.
LOIS: And *that's* why you always lose.