Originally posted by Darth Michael:
ER: I think we’re getting into Merchant of Venice territory here.
EW: Is that the one where the woman dresses like a man?
ER: That too. But I was going for how Shylock was forbidden from spilling a single drop of blood while cutting out Antonio’s heart. Same as Ralph was forbidden from touching Lois while sexually pleasing her.
Maybe I haven't seen that one.
LOIS: Also, Ralph isn't the only man forbidden from touching me. /checks list/ You know, it's just easier to name the ones... er... one who can. Clark.
CLARK: Yes? Did you want something?
LOIS:
Isn't he wonderful?
CLARK: What did I say?