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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Well, normally, such getup is more commonly seen on the street corner. /points at Pretty Woman/ JULIA ROBERTS: /takes offense/ I wasn't *that* much of a... oh, wait. Guess I was. /reminds me of the cartoons, when the writer’s hand suddenly reaches through the fourth wall and erases something in the scene/ That was the image I was aiming for. More cost effective. Plus, that way you can take in the perps as well with one fell swoop. BILL: I leave all swooping to Superman. CAT: It's fate, it's destiny. Oh, wait, you're married. You're scum!
BILL: So, I see you are friends with Lois.
ER: They make quite the foursome, don’t they? What with both Cat and Lois hard-up for guys who are married. CLARK:  /sorry, edited for spoilage/ LOIS: Black belt. Taekwondoe. Front page reporter. Friends with Superman. Men leave me alone.
ER: /points at looooong list of goons who didn’t get that memo and tried things with Lois/
LOIS: /points at looooong list of goons who are now using catheters/  Arrest Laderman, then take Lois to deserted island?
LOIS: [Wallbash]
ER: She not happy because she only ranks second after Superman’s law-and-order fetish? No, because she didn't think of it first. LOIS: So, I could dress up as a naughty police woman? CLARK: /clears throat/ If you *insist*. LOIS: /coughing/ Black Belt. Lung capacity to call Superman.
GOON: Must carry chloroform spray. LOIS: /passing out/ Forgot about tha... ER: Aww, you took that in, too? Been reading No Place Like Home?
EW: No, I don't think so... um... That's not on the Archives.
ER: ‘There’s No Place Like Home’ by MLT.
It’s like that thing about calling this vignette here ‘Wrong Clark’.  I knew that name sounded familiar I just forgot about the "there's". Nope, it's on my to-do when I have spare time list with about 100 other stories recommendations. EW: So, *that's* what happened to Alt-Lois!
ER: /points at Missing Lois/ Wrong story series. If that's what happened there, it's not what happens here, because of my 'Been There, Done That' clause. CLARK: I often thought to put a tracker on her.
LEX: Finally! Something, I've done first with Ms. Lane!
ER: Although, Canon Clark gets the ‘killed Lois’ achievement award. Canon CLARK: /hangs head in shame./ Wait! I also saved her. LEX: Amateur!
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But if Zara showed up here, since Clark is from another dimension, he would clearly not be her husband.
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ER: She not happy because she only ranks second after Superman’s law-and-order fetish?
No, because she didn't think of it first. Ooops? quote:LOIS: So, I could dress up as a naughty police woman?
CLARK: /clears throat/ If you *insist*.  Michael
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Originally posted by John Lambert:
But if Zara showed up here, since Clark is from another dimension, he would clearly not be her husband. ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/a015.gif)
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
LOIS: /coughing/ Black Belt. Lung capacity to call Superman.
GOON: Must carry chloroform spray.
LOIS: /passing out/ Forgot about tha...
Goons: 1 – Intrepid Reporter: 0 SUPERMAN: /shakes head before knocking out Goon and rescuing Lois AGAIN/ And she said she didn't need protecting? EW:I knew that name sounded familiar I just forgot about the "there's". Nope, it's on my to-do when I have spare time list with about 100 other stories recommendations.
ER: /sympathetic pat/ ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/verschiedene/b075.gif) I know! I recommend it for the FanFic Reader's group.  EW: Wrong story series. If that's what happened there, it's not what happens here, because of my 'Been There, Done That' clause.
ER: Oooh, just like Lex and women? LOIS: Does that mean if a stupid Lois did it with Lex in another story set in another, possibly alt, dimension, then he won't want me in this one?
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SUPERMAN: /shakes head before knocking out Goon and rescuing Lois AGAIN/ And she said she didn't need protecting? It’s good to have a super-stalker boyfriend, huh? I know! I recommend it for the FanFic Reader's group. Huh, I thought the idea was to read a bit each month. You know, like 400k worth of stories, or so. That one was at one time in the top 5 of the longest stories on the Archive. Now, the top 5 have been taken over by a single author… LOIS: Does that mean if a stupid Lois did it with Lex in another story set in another, possibly alt, dimension, then he won't want me in this one? I don’t think it works that way. Although, there’s a story by Yvonne, where Lex is heavily involved with a bar singer named Wanda Detroit. Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
SUPERMAN: /shakes head before knocking out Goon and rescuing Lois AGAIN/ And she said she didn't need protecting?
ER: It’s good to have a super-stalker boyfriend, huh? MJ: ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/smilie/frech/e030.gif) PETEY:  Sorry, about that. I was just embarrassed about all those times I didn't show for dates. It's *not* my fault! Vicki Vale: ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/froehlich/d025.gif) BATMAN: I don't 'stalk'. I lurk. Big difference. LOIS: I'm not complaining. CLARK:  *THIS* isn't complaining? Huh, I thought the idea was to read a bit each month. You know, like 400k worth of stories, or so. That one was at one time in the top 5 of the longest stories on the Archive. Now, the top 5 have been taken over by a single author… Really? Who? 'Missing Lois' was number one when it posted, but 'Green-Eyed Monster' was 8th. 'Another Lois' wasn't that long, only 25 parts or so. 'Wrong Clark' even broken into thirds might make the top five, but that still leaves one spot open... And well, it's probably best if I stop speaking before I jinx myself again. I'm sure 'Trusting Me, Trusting You' by Female Hawk will still be there by the time this all posts. I don’t think it works that way. Although, there’s a story by Yvonne, where Lex is heavily involved with a bar singer named Wanda Detroit. Does she kill him in the end? No, wait, don't spoil it for me. 
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LOIS: I'm not complaining.
CLARK: [Eek!] *THIS* isn't complaining? Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
2 757 Missing Lois, Virginia R.
2 226 Trusting Me, Trusting You, Female Hawk
2 129 On the Other Hand, Carol M
1 810 The Longest Road: The Roads They Walked Alone, Raconteur
1 546 Masques, Doc Klein's Labrat
Huh, who’d have thunk. My bad Hmmmm. Clearly, I must write faster. #4 on my New Year's Resolution list. /In case you were wondering.../ #1: Sleep More #2: Finish Wrong Clark #3: Laugh more, while thinking that #1 & #2 will happen in the same year. . . . #5: Get a job... that pays.
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/In case you were wondering.../
#1: Sleep More
#2: Finish Wrong Clark
#3: Laugh more, while thinking that #1 & #2 will happen in the same year.
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