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-- Continuation of Response to John's FDK--
Out of jealousy, of course.

He's learning.

LOIS: But I'm so good at it.

It's NOT a Rolex watch. It's a LoLex watch and the jeweler told her it didn't cost more than a couple hundred dollars to make. That's less than what Lex keeps in his wallet.

LOIS: Lex also thinks he's the end all-be all of men, and someone of us know that's not true!
LEX: It isn't?

MEthinks she's tired of discussing this aspect of her undercover assignment, when she threw the last watch Lex gave her away.

Just reminding Lois that Lex shot her.

She almost did.

Why not? He says stupid things like that to cover up his blunders all the time and canon Lois never figured it out.

Um... a few?

CLARK: Well, yeah, because 'hello' she's hot!



It's so random. Sometimes she knows things because they happened before, sometimes because she's learned them in this timeline.



yes.

But she'd rather have Lex track her on a computer than with people following her. That's the only reason she hasn't returned the watch, so he doesn't she's on to him.

I hope so. Thanks for the detailed FDK!

Terry: Thanks for de-lurking to let me know you're still with me.
Thanks. I'm trying.

Thank you. I hope to make it live up to your expectations. <<no pressure there, at all>>

Yes to some of those. No to others. And a couple of maybes.

I hope to have all but one thread neatly tied up by the end (that one thread is the catalyst for Book 3, of course). Thank you for all the kind words.


Joan: Thanks for stopping by and commenting.

Is she having more and more? Perhaps there was a bit of a dry spell while she was happy, but now when she's stressed, she isn't sleeping as well, the dreams and memories are more noticeable? Plus, this one is a bit major.

Thanks for the comments!

mrsMxyzptlk: And even more FDK!

Clark:It still looks like a rolex to me. $500 that the jewel offered Lois is more than my Dad spent on Mom's wedding ring. OK, maybe not adjusted for inflation, but it is more than he actually spent.

It really did not make sense in canon, and it makes less sense here.

{Quote] Because the world's financial market is going down and gold will be worth more than paper money?[/Quote]

Actually if the markets are about to collapse, you should invest in non-perishable food. However realistically Harrison plan would only disrupt the markets, not permanently destroy them.

He was totally absent from "The Rival", I liked that.

Clark:I think she came close back in early Febuary

Lois: you aren't supposed to bring that up.

Since he always lies the key is to figure out exactly how he is doing so.

She needs to assume less.

The specific reason I worry is because early on Lois seemed to never openly disagree with Lex, and she was always arguing with Clark. The reason I worry is it might show she is getting closer to Luthor. I don't really think that is what is going on though.

I have major issues with BatP and FotHoL. I do not think Lois acts in character for most of them.

Well, this is why Clark does not do deep background checks on jail inmates.

Caused by him valuing his freedom from jail more than Lois's life.

I don't think we have ever seen Perry kiss Lois in any way.

Clark:But it is the only thing I really want to do.

Although for what it is worth it does seem that Lena and Eugene's relationship did not fit most definitions of cheating, even without the factor of it being apart of an elaborate plan to fake a death. Although I am more conflicted about the whole matter.

at Jimmy for getting in the way.

Doutbful, Another Lois had a body count of over 100,000. I am not sure the number of kisses between Lois and Clark in the whole archive equal AL's body count.

It was the jacket she took off. I consider that clothes.

Still, that does not explain her still wanting him going with Linda.

But Lois did not know CK=SM. Clark knows he is SM. Anyway, I thought some of his getting out of such blunders was a bit unbelievable.

It also does not help that he has not realized she has been through this time twice before.

I thought Lex hadn’t touched her.
CLARK:

CABBIE What’s this ‘traffic light’ she’s talking about?

Bureaucratic paper-pusher: Yeah, just what we need. Couple of pimple-faced nerds who think they can save the world.

So, it tasted like rocket fuel instead of just gasoline?

Oops?

Because *she* wasn’t busy working on her back to pay off the watch Lex got her? Oh, and she’s the better reporter

DP Headline: The ship’s sinking. Load up with gold.

Boy, Det. Reed must be really jaded to think a person could be so crazy nutsy sick to come up with such a plan.
LEX: Sounds like a reasonable reaction on Eugene’s part to me. Not that I would ever engage in Scorched Earth politics. /pushes red folder deeper into drawer/



Just like Linda.
LOIS: No, Linda is a working girl working hard on her guy of the hour when doing her job.

Awwww


Nope, not creepy at all.
RALPH: Move over, man. /munches some very greasy fries/ I wanna see the action.

Translation: Until he was able to do all this business and boink Mrs. Cox for good measure. And teach Lois some dependence and humility.

Soooo married.

He didn’t say that Schwartz was his best lawyer. He only implied it to Lois.

LEX: Sure, honey. Now hush and make a pretty face, okay?
LOIS:
LEX: That’s my girl. /slaps her buttocks/ Now off you go.

LEX: I already tell people to buy LexComp equipment. What more do you want from me?

CANON LOIS: Now I know why I hooked up with both Clark *and* Lex. And Claude. And Dan. Actually, every man since I before I left Dad’s.

Why? He could offer to keep her under house arrest in his bedro- erm penthouse.

I’m not so sure about that.

Michael

Yes, when Jonathan Kent is as wealthy as Lex Luthor and still only buys a $500 ring, then I'll accept the analogy.

I'll have to agree that it didn't make much sense in canon, but we're going with Lois Lane non-electronics expert-extraordinaire here. Are all of her suggestions supposed to be spot-on perfect?

Goods will still be available, they'll just be more expensive.

Shoot.

Ooops.

Actually, he doesn't *always* lie, thus that's what makes him so treacherous. Like Clark he weaves his lies into reality.

LOIS: So, if I stand up for myself with Lex it means I like him? :rolleyes: I don't think so.

LOIS: *I* didn't accept all those things. My undercover persona did!
CLARK: So, what you're saying that if, FOR EXAMPLE, I was Superman... not that I am, this is a total example...
LOIS: /aside/ Methinks he protests too much.
CLARK: Anyway, so what you're saying is that I wouldn't be breaking Superman's code of ethics by letting myself be dragged into a B&E situation by my partner, wherein as Clark, since he's my *undercover* persona, hypothetically, I would be breaking the law, Superman couldn't be held liable?
LOIS:

Nor do I think she acts in character with Luthor during Requiem, so you need to add that one to the list.

LEX: Well, what good would Lois's life be if I were in jail?

I'm guessing they did make out.

We're working on changing that total.

She also took off the watch, then put it in the jacket's pocket to muffle any sound reaching it in case it has an audio bug.
CLARK: I think it needs more padding. Take off your shirt, Lois.
LOIS: You first, big guy.
CLARK: um...er... uh... I don't like to show people my underwear.
LOIS: Then you shouldn't wear it outside of your tights.

The "lead lined" faux pas from HiM is the worst one.

Darth Michael:

Exactly.
CLARK: I never... ever... um... would ever... uh... be that misleading when I... uh... speak.

LOIS: No investigation is worth this!

PERRY: /hitting the side of his computer/ To make the blasted thing work!



HENDERSON: We don't normally release convicted criminals to be held captive by others.
LEX: I never do things normally.

CLARK: /shrugs/ She is cute, though, isn't she?

CANON CLARK: I knew she was innocent.
CANON LOIS: I knew he'd bust me out of jail.

LOIS: Here I am.
CAT: Did you just get a facial?

It's amazing how easily it is to get out of the doghouse when you kiss like Clark Kent.

Told you.

CAT: You said *I* couldn't!

MARTHA: /Sigh/ I guess that's my job, huh? Well, I'm a little rusty on my mothering skills.

LOIS: That's better. Wait. Did you just call me *old*?

Sadly, nobody got this one. It was Lois taking off her LoLex watch and hiding it in the pocket of her jacket.

CLARK: Who are you? HG Wells?

LOIS: And that would be a bad thing?

Thanks for reading!

I have readjusted my thinking about Requium to how it happened here in Wrong Clark, and don't complain about it any more.

How she reacted to being saved was probably the worst damsel in distress line ever.



That would be the best reveal ever that Lois knows that CK=SM.

And here I thought it was because he’s an obsessive neat-freak.

CABBIE: Oh, you mean ‘Orange’ doesn’t stand for ‘drive really fast’ and ‘Red’ doesn’t stand for ‘keep a tight grip on the steering wheel’?

more like dead.

Michael

Oh, golly gee. Thanks. Although, wouldn't it be funnier if SM swooped in to save her and Luthor was accidentally killed (or just shot) because the bullet ricocheted off SM and hit Lex? Just saying...

I agree. It was bad.
LEX: I didn't think so.

Yeah. That would be bad. /BTW: Clark says that line in TOGOM./

CLARK: Lois doesn't need to know that.

Sadly, we don't have orange in this country. Oh, wait, is it Green/Yellow combo that Germany has? (Or Red/Yellow combo? I forget.) I always thought that was a good idea. Warning drivers that 'go' was about to happen.

LOIS: What? Nobody would ever believe that.

LOIS: And yet I'm more satisfied with my career than ever before. /checks list/ Let's see. Who's next?

So, probably not good to mention all the privatized prisons in the US now, then?

Exactly. Being invulnerable doesn't make a man brave, only more stupid.

Yeah. But I could have sworn that the yellow light is often mentioned in US TV. Yeah, there it is. There’s a yellow/orange phase between the red and the green.

Oh, that one. Yeah, that too. I was just going for, drive really fast before the light turns red.

GOTHAM GAZETTE: Welcome aboard, Ms. King. Your Superman exposes have been a delight to read in the Met. Star. I can’t wait to see what you’re going to do with our own menace, the Batman.

RALPH: Michael

PERRY: Terrific job of keeping the Daily Planet at the top of the newspaper hierarchy there, Lois. They didn't see what hit them.
BATMAN: /to Vicki/ That has to be worst hiring decisions ever made. /holds up GG headline/ "Batman looks better in all black than in black / grey combo. Less fruity."
VICKI: Don't look at me. I just took the pictures.
BATMAN: Is she trying to goad me into commenting? Because I just might be too busy to hear Ms. King's screams for help.
VICKI: I'd be okay with that.
LOIS: I really like Vicki. She should come work at the DP.

You mean besides fodder for FanFiction?

CLARK: You'd be right.
LEX: Bonus!
LOIS: HELLO, boys! I don't *do* Lex.
LEX: How come she's allowed to call us 'boys' but we're not allowed to call her 'girl'?
CLARK: Rule #66 /Double Standards according to Lois/
LEX: I didn't get a copy of that book. Can I borrow yours?
CLARK: No. Sorry. It's written in both in Kryptonian and in invisible ink. You need x-ray vision to read it.
LEX:

Michael

Let's see there's that good one, which I think is by Queenie or LaraMoon, and then LLF wrote one recently; although, technically, it's supposed to be a JLA crossover, which Vicki and Lois have some fun scenes together.

LEX: Ooops.

That’s the one!

Michael