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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
ER: Also, one of them has no performance issues. Although, he might be a bit too fast for her to catch up when the time comes.
EW: /guessing/ Canon Clark?
ER: CloneClark with teenage-boy-syndrome LOIS: Well... well... that *not* good. LOIS: What happened to "thou shall not kill"?
SUPERMAN: That only applies to good guys, innocent victims, and the woman you love.
CANON CLARK: [Eek!]
CANON LOIS: See? He’s even more defective than you, Doofus.  Darn! Is that a wise question to ask a psychopathic warmonger? NOR: Follow that voice and see where it leads! RE: I refuse to mention how long it will be shorter than in hopes of not drawing the fates' attention.
ER: /shows us a picture of said fates/ Yes, those are the women whose attention I don't want to draw.
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Sorry about a day between answering FDK parts. RL interruptus. Originally posted by Darth Michael:
ER: Superman, he’s not just for women anymore.
CLARK: /wryly/ Lovely.
TEMPUS: /about to loose cookies over misinterpretation of his actions/  CLARK: /watches Ching commit suicide/ Really? I was sure he would stop it. Firstly, he's Kryptonian and a bullet wouldn't really kill him. Secondly, he loves Zara. Thirdly, did he really think I'd want to prove myself worthy of ruling another kingdom I don't want to go to?
LOIS: Oooo! /swoons/ Jimmy! CLARK:  /reminds ER who didn't want spoilers/ EW: I really need to work on those surprise twists with a little less foreshadowing.
ER: To be fair, when you have a Lois and Clark in any sort of compromising position, people naturally assume that she’s pregnant. It’s like those movies, when the teen girl has had sex, she’s going to die a horrible, bloody death. So, the greater surprise will be if she’s not pregnant. But will you then do a flippety-flip and make her pregnant after all? ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/smilie/frech/e015.gif) ER: See? Let’s hope Lex hasn’t bugged the office.
LEX: Why would I care what Perry White is up to?
ER: Reasons why Lex Luthor ends up as Haggis on the plaza in front of Lex Tower. Well, Lex has other things on his schedule. He can't bug everyone, can he? CLARK: I don't know. He seems to do a great impersonation of someone who wants to bug everyone. EW: There can't be two Loosy Lanes?
ER: Well, usually nicknames aren’t recycled that closely together. Plus, it would cause an awful lot of sibling rivalry and competition. JIMMY: We can solve this in a vat of Mud! JIMBO: Jell-o! JIMMY: Mud! JIMBO: Jell-o! RALPH: Chocolate pudding? JIMMYs: We have a winner! LANE WOMEN: They know this is soooo not happening, right? CLARK: But she swore to me that 'nothing happened!'
LOIS: I didn't swear.
ER: [starts to regret asking EW to write neverending story with dangling threads] The answer is out there, but you have to find it... well, it's out there NOW.  CLARK: That isn't what I meant. I was going to say, that you wouldn't have 'let that happen'.
LOIS: uh-huh.
ER: /guessing/ Her getting pregnant? CLARK: Well, she's a woman, and they're in charge of those things, right?  Right? LOIS: ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/a050.gif) And he came so highly recommended. CLARK: /scoffs/ We're not teenagers, and we both have apartments with beds.
ER: Much less fun that way when he’s explaining himself to Perry. CLARK: Fun for whom? CLARK: In my defense, you pseudo daughter is really hot, Mr. White.
ER: I don’t think he’s helping his point any. LOIS: Go on, Chuck. I'm hot and...
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Originally posted by John Lambert: But he can fly her fast enough to take her to Thailand for dinner. It's one of those things that SM's aura is supposed to help with (at least in some FanFic stories). While SM holds someone close his aura (protective shielding) surrounds them, so he is able to fly with them quickly. Not as quickly as by himself, but more quickly than an airplane. It is part of the large body of extra things mentioned briefly in the show, that really have not been fleshed out much in fan-fiction. About all that has been that I can think of is the date after "Individual Responsibility" and the Christmas portion of Season 1. Here in "Wrong Clark" we also got the true story of why Lois went to the Honey-moon suite, not the one she told her colleges. You know me, I like to explain the unexplainable. EW: True, but Wells doesn't like people to know too much about their future and/or their past.
ER: Read- he manipulates people by controlling what they know. Really, he's just trying to help. Unfortunately, some people when they help, end up making a bigger cake of things than they would have been without their assistance.
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LOIS: Well... well... that *not* good.  I was explaining how Lois would be saved if Superman didn't do it, and I thought I'd throw out a new name. Oh, and here I thought you were showing us how the other guys tried to avoid saving Lois and thus keep themselves hassle-free. BATMAN: Plus, Superman’s a total jerk. quote: EW: Yeah, sounds like she’s headed for a 48-hour supervision at the psych ward.
LEX: I'm supervisor.
LOIS: I’d rather kill myself.
ARI: That can be arranged.
LEX: Now, wait a minute! If anyone's going to be doing some killing around here... This works too. Was just thinking, Lois stating that she’s going to kill herself, thus announcing her being suicidal, would not help her stay out of the psych ward supervised weekend. Because as good as Clark is, he doesn't like to share?
LOIS: [Grumble] Darn! Poor Lois. ![[Linked Image]](http://cosgan.de/images/smilie/frech/a045.gif) Drat. What about us poor readers?  Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
EW: I was explaining how Lois would be saved if Superman didn't do it, and I thought I'd throw out a new name.
ER: Oh, and here I thought you were showing us how the other guys tried to avoid saving Lois and thus keep themselves hassle-free.
BATMAN: Plus, Superman’s a total jerk. SUPERMAN: Yeah, well, at least I'm *not* Batman. BATMAN: :rolleyes: Thank goodness. SUPERMAN: /considers great prank for next April Fools day/ BATMAN: I just jinxed myself, didn't I? SUPERMAN: CLARK: Fun for whom?
ER: /raises hand/ CLARK: In my defense, you pseudo daughter is really hot, Mr. White.
ER: I don’t think he’s helping his point any.
LOIS: Go on, Chuck. I'm hot and...
ER: Can’t figure out if she’s mad or intrigued… LOIS: I'm withholding my answer as it is dependent on Clark's. CLARK:  I'm thinking! LOIS: Wrong answer!  CLARK: Ooops.
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SUPERMAN: Yeah, well, at least I'm *not* Batman. BATMAN: [Roll Eyes] Thank goodness. SUPERMAN: /considers great prank for next April Fools day/ BATMAN: I just jinxed myself, didn't I? SUPERMAN:  /interprets this as ‘we will get an April’s Fool story by Virginia/ APRIL: Who am I? LOIS: Hey, I was up for the idea!
CANON CLARK: And yet when I suggested a Lois / Clois honeymoon, I got vetoed. LOIS: Right. *You* go sleep with a cold frog if you’re so up for it. CLOIS: Michael
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Oh, Look! My FDK FDK FDK FDK is down to a month. Originally posted by Darth Michael: SUPERMAN: Yeah, well, at least I'm *not* Batman.
BATMAN: [Roll Eyes] Thank goodness.
SUPERMAN: /considers great prank for next April Fools day/
BATMAN: I just jinxed myself, didn't I?
SUPERMAN: ER: /interprets this as ‘we will get an April’s Fool story by Virginia/ APRIL: Who am I? Isn't she the model Jimmy was obsessed with during PML? /hmmmm, thinks how this information could be played with/ ER: Hey, I’ve read this just before reading part 141 and… /didn't pick up on invisible subtle clues/
EW: Perhaps, I was a bit premature on this previous pronouncement. This question will be answered blatantly in time.
ER: You will need to re-post the relevant part when the time comes. Perhaps it wasn't exactly a 'part' per se, but more of an implied hint, which I've now totally wiped out with the my current posting / So, you'll just have to wait and see.
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APRIL: Who am I?
Isn't she the model Jimmy was obsessed with during PML? /hmmmm, thinks how this information could be played with/ You’re right. Hmm…no idea if I had been thinking about that back then… Michael
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
APRIL: Who am I?
Isn't she the model Jimmy was obsessed with during PML? /hmmmm, thinks how this information could be played with/
ER: You’re right. Hmm…no idea if I had been thinking about that back then… Something to do with an April Fool's joke. EW: So, you'll just have to wait and see.
ER: /waits for 153/ Part 156 all prepped and ready for tonight. I mean, 
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Something to do with an April Fool's joke. JIMMY: Michael
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