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Darth Michael: A 4-part FDK!

LEX: No, Asabi, not on the first date. On the 3rd date. They get two chances to come willingly first.

LEX: I don't understand. It works topside all the time.

LEX: Hey, Asabi!

Yes.

I've always wondered where that vault from Foundling was.

And carrying a whip?

Perhaps.

MINDY: Old men are soooo boring and predictable.

Ari, Gretchen, Dr. Wilde.

Thank you. I thought you might like it.

Well, it's good then that she didn't accept Lex's invitation, then, isn't it?

Well, not Lex's.

-- Continuation of Response to Darth Michael's FDK --

DR. M: By which time I'll have already replaced him.

/They all turn and look at Mrs. Cox with fear./
LOIS: I think THAT's our exception to the rule.

Not with her. She's only there to teach him.

LEX: In my defense, it was supposed to be Long Legs Sally, but she didn't show.
Makes me wonder why Lex doesn't want to go to jail so badly.

Of course.

Yes.

DR. M:

Gfic, but that may have happened behind closed doors.

So, Lex didn't realize that this new community of his would soon be filled with screaming babies or that he wouldn't always get to do the fun stuff to create babies?

LEX: Okay, where do I sign?

Oh, is that what you meant? My bad.

Don't most men prefer not to perform in front of cardinals? And the church really needed to find some hobbies more in keeping with their faith. Sure, sure, the cardinals "said" they hadn't wanted to watch, but I'm not really believing them.

Really? I thought it was only during and after the Ptolemaic period (after Alexander took over).



LEX: Well, if it leads to sex...

Perhaps not in the manner Lex expects.

Dr. M: Lex?

LEX: But after the first time why would I want to go again two more times?

Perhaps Lex isn't in the physical shape he had always thought he was.

/couldn't find rubber glove snapping doctor smilie/

LEX: I don't need pointers.
DR. M: /checks box marked dysfunctional/

That was such a funny show... sigh... until the last season.

Ooops.

DR. M: This one isn't functional. Bring in our next king!
LEX: I can do this.
Dr. M: Sure, you can. I believe they need help in the stables.

ARI:

LEX: What do you mean she threw it in a bucket of worms and you couldn't find it?

LEX: And that's stopped me before... oh, wait, it hasn't.

I thought of her being demure, but then I thought this might be more fun and unexpected.

-- 2nd Continuation of Response to Darth Michael's FDK -- Yummm. Big chocolate bunny.

How is that quick?
SUPERMAN: Oh, I check on her after every rescue. Look! A cat in a tree. Third one tonight. /goes back to check on Lois/

Sure, when nobody is looking. But there is also speedy use of Wite-out for when the keys stuck together.

Yes, that's only because he uses the Joker's smiling gas to knock them out first.

How come she never asked me for a water heater?

She doesn't want Clark to die, but she doesn't want to be wrong either. Yeah, some days are full of Sofie's choices.

But this Clark doesn't know about UW.

CLARK: No, I type those up extremely fast and accurately. Actually, I publish them as romance novels under the pen name of Kendra Clark. Why?

LEX: I'm good at sticking things in everywhere.
LOIS: *That's* not going to solve our computer problems, Lex.
SAM LANE: How Cyborgs are really made.

CAT: I heard he can go all night long.

Illegal, possibly, but certainly not legal.
LOIS: Sure it is. It's just another form of B&E.
HENDERSON: Uh... Lois, about that...
LOIS: What do you mean that's illegal too?! Geez! How am I supposed to get my job done without that?

You're welcome!

When this story arrives at the Archives, it will cast a shadow like one of those ID4 disk ships?



So, carrot and stick at the same time?



Duh! Some people forget some things over the course of several years.



:rolleyes:
LEX: If you show manners while sucking them dry, they are less likely to organize and carry pitchforks.

Maybe Lex needs to restructure the curriculum to cover the important parts first.

Baron Tempos: No wonder he gets shot by a twerp.

No, just another game of Thrones reference I know, I know. But at the time, it’s just been a few months since the season finale.

Oh dear. /refrains from referencing the three-date rule often portrayed in scripted media/

Rumor has it that women talk.

That so…sad.

Bullwhip?

LEX: Good thing I’m not Nigel, then.

See?

LOIS:

Now that’s just…mean.

Afraid for their hair?

You really think he thought that all the way through?

and


Yep. I do usually go for the direct quote when dialogue’s similar.

Well… and to be fair, back in the day they had still been allowed, well, not officially banned, well, even the Pope, anyhow, there’s been a lot of female companionship involved back in the day and the boy-love was still considered to be kind of a blemish.

No, I don’t think that’s just a Macedonian thing. Tut-Ench-Amun married his half-sister for instance.

He’s a guy. What does he know?
RALPH: Hey! I know a *lot* about women. /hauls out porn collection/

WOMEN everywhere: And why does she think that he’s ever had a woman ask for seconds in the first place?
LEX: See? I satisfied them completely on the first try.

Michael

Lois gets marginalized some in it. They have lots more super-powered bad guys. I am not sure if they ever have a Lois-free episode, but it is not Lois and Clark.

Right now, I'm on S7 of Smallville, and one week it's Lana, and the next week it's Lois, almost as if it was taboo to have the two loves of Clark's life in the same episode. Ugh. I know that the writers loved Lana by this point and didn't want to get rid of her, but Clark needs CLOSURE already to move on to the true love of his life. Lana is as annoying as Clois from the Argh Arc is. Clark's in denial and can't see how un-right she is for him. It's getting to the point where if Clark doesn't stop chasing Lana soon, he'll be in rebound mode when he hooks up with Lois and it won't seem genuine (or fair to Lois).

I'd like another show to watch where Clark is ONLY interested in Lois, even if Lois plays him off other men every once and a while. Hence, why I want the Animated Superman Show available easily.

oh, this is what you meant about wool and eyes!

LEX: You can lead yourself to woman...

Nigel isn't shot by a twerp. He's poisoned by a twerp.
TEMPUS: /pulls out gun, kisses barrel/ Easily fixed. /aims at Nigel, pulls trigger/

Isn't it funny how the 3-date rule only seems to apply in LA and NYC?

Nah. Don't worry about it, Lex. If they start to fight, you can save money on vitamin regimes.



The first computer was actually created by a frustrated 10 y.o. Kryptonian boy in Kansas.



CLARK: Oh, she's pretty hot. I'd like to say 'smoking' but Lois might overhear. /hands picture back/ I'll stick with Lois, thanks.

Who?

LOIS: As a serious reporter, I investigate other things than size... Oh, hi, Superman. Would you like to come over later? And finally get that interview done? I had a few more questions.

Michael

I thought it was to teach Lex about astronomy... you know explain where the sun doesn't shine?

ASABI: I've got to get me a better job.

I thought Gretchen got shot into the powerbox, but I don't think Lex got hurt. /Sounds like a question for Sue, Phoenix expert/

Outside of fanfiction, I don't read much anymore.

I just thought it would be fun to have Clark be the blind one for once.

I'm waiting for it to pop back up on Netflix's Instant list. I'm currently catching up on three, four...er... five other shows at the moment. I'm up to about S1,E7 on Arrow.

Michael

*Live* television? Nah, I don't have that either. Everything I watch is at least a season out of date. Now, I'm waiting for the current season of Arrow, Beauty and the Beast, and Bones to pop up. /made it to S5 of BBT, S7 of Smallville, and 5 episodes into Chuck./ Still working on S1 Once upon a Time, S2 Glee (to remind myself to stop procrastinating on my writing), and S8 of How I Met Your Mother. Back to topic though, yes, I don't think abstinence before marriage is allowed on television, except in very rare occurrences where the characters are VERY religious or really weird (or both). Usually by date 3, they've passed that threshold. So, in that way, L&C:NAoS was a very different show, indeed.

Don't want those ideas to flourish, huh?

LOIS: Michael

PLOT BUNNIES: We feel like Superman in Lex's cage of honor.