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Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (122/???) #96083 09/23/13 08:02 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Darth Michael: Look it's another day ending in "day" Quote Undercover is So Hard to Do LEX: Which is why I do it above the covers. CAT: [agrees completely] Or not in a bed at all. CLARK: I've heard the ceiling is good too. CAT: LOIS: Again. CLARK: Again? /confused/ Quote “I’m sorry, Lois, but I cannot fly you,” he replied after a short pause. ER: What now? Not only is he a stickler for laws, he's a lunkhead. MAYSON: Why did I dislike him so much again? Oh, right. All the extra paperwork. Quote Wouldn’t she also go to jail? And couldn’t she get political asylum somewhere on the old continents? After all, it’s the police persecuting a member of the press. That’s bound to violate some international conventions on human rights and liberties, right? NEW LOIS: Right, governor! CLARK: Lois, why are you speaking with a bad British accent? LOIS: No reason, matey. CLARK: What? Now, you're Australian? Quote So, no sex on a public beach then for them in the future? CLARK: Nope. LOIS: Near future. CLARK: Sure, that's what I meant. Quote Yeah, about that. CLARK: Why would Lois lie to me? LOIS: Um... it isn't like I don't trust you, or anything... but for your safety... CLARK: I'm invu.... My safety! That's ridiculous. Wouldn't I be safer knowing the truth? LOIS: Yes, I do think I'd be safer knowing the truth about you. CLARK: No, it doesn't work in reverse. Quote So, she’s basically telling him that she’s lying to him about everything there is to know about her, including whom she does at night? Pretty much. Quote /whispers: extra comma/ Thanks, fixed. Quote Maybe she should give him a Female-To-Kryptonian dictionary? CANON CLARK: I got the abridged version for our first anniversary. Since then I only say ‘yes, honey’ and keep following her around. It makes for much lower chocolate bill each month. CLARK: Somebody is whip-ped. CANON CLARK: I also get nookie on a regular basis. CLARK: Hmmmm. I see what you mean. Quote So, Clark’s going to have a double date with Linda and Mayson over the weekend while Lois is on the Kent Farm shoveling pig waste? LOIS: Martha, could I get some of that to-go, please? MARTHA: I'll make sure to include some using that new Green-K fertilizer I bought from the Smallville show. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (122/???) #96084 09/28/13 09:18 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote Look it's another day ending in "day" Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (122/???) #96085 09/28/13 04:34 PM
Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 2,549 Detroit, Michigan J John Lambert Pulitzer
John Lambert Pulitzer J Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 2,549 Detroit, Michigan	Quote Perhaps he's too busy morning the death of Jenna. Maybe Jenna has not died, and Wrong Clark can save her. John Pack Lambert

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (122/???) #96086 09/28/13 04:43 PM
Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 2,549 Detroit, Michigan J John Lambert Pulitzer
John Lambert Pulitzer J Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 2,549 Detroit, Michigan	Quote I don't think it's the marrying that everyone frowns upon. It's the procreating of children. Some states will allow close relatives to marry if they can prove the woman is post-menopause, that they would not allow to marry otherwise. John Pack Lambert

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (122/???) #96087 10/30/13 06:46 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Quote Originally posted by Darth Michael: EW: Look it's another day ending in "day" ER: /confused/ It was a joke that it was time to answer more FDK. Quote So, Clark does not want to ever be intimate with Lex? CLARK: How about we just leave that as a definite 'no' for all times, this lifetime and next. Quote Rule number two: never get arrested. ER: And here we go down already. LOIS: What's that supposed to mean? ER: [innocently denies that leopards can't change their spots] LOIS: Just because I may do something considered illegal by some people doesn't mean I'll get caught. LEX: How is she HIS soul mate again? Quote ER: Not been kissed enough recently? CLARK: /adjusting his tie/ I can fix that. ER:/guesses/ Job for Superman? CLARK: Do you think one has to be invulnerable to kiss Lois? RALPH: It's recommended. Quote Oh. Oooooohhhhh… She’s the Nikki Heat to her normal Kate Beckett? Um... who? Quote DOC: My bad. That isn't an 30 y.o. ulcer, Ms. Lane, that's early onset menopause. LOIS: What?! TEMPUS: [innocently denies having anything to do with this] Why don't I believe him? Quote Then what about the concubines the First Lord is entitled to? CLARK: Concubines? I don't need concubines. I have Lois. LOIS: Yeah! Wait. What? Quote Wouldn’t you say that it’s kind of overkill to drop an entire asteroid on him? LEX: I tried a building and it didn't work, so my scientists suggested something larger. Quote So, not within the next 30 parts? Let's see this is part 122, I'm currently working on part 150, and no sand dunes yet. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (122/???) #96088 10/30/13 06:48 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Quote Originally posted by John Lambert: Quote Perhaps he's too busy morning the death of Jenna. Maybe Jenna has not died, and Wrong Clark can save her. DAN: That would be nice. Please. Quote Some states will allow close relatives to marry if they can prove the woman is post-menopause, that they would not allow to marry otherwise. /shakes head a crazy old folks and the lawmakers who support their causes/ VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (122/???) #96089 11/02/13 08:38 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote quote:Originally posted by Darth Michael: EW: Look it's another day ending in "day" ER: /confused/ It was a joke that it was time to answer more FDK. Oh my. Over here, we have only six days ending in ‘day’ so it’s not been immediately obvious Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (122/???) #96090 11/20/13 04:32 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Quote Originally posted by Darth Michael: Aww, look, Clark and Lois have something in common! You mean other than their communication skills? Or lack thereof. Quote Definitely not a Castle watcher, then, huh? Castle is a TV show currently in much favor with the LnC crowd, according to this board and Tanks crossovers. It’s about a guy and a gal working together to solve crimes. At first, she can’t stand him. Then they fall in love. The guy also writes books (you can get them on Amazon), using himself and his galpal as the prime characters (Jameson Rook and Nikki Heat). Jameson and Nikki are like the naughty Fanfic versions of them, like it’s with the darkside LnC over here. Netflix dropped it from their Instant list just as everyone on the boards was convincing me I should start to watch it. I hoping they bring it back. /It would give me something to watch while waiting for the next season of Bones, Beauty & The Beast, and Arrow to post... i.e. LOVED the Huntress character. ) Quote TEMPUS: [innocently denies having anything to do with this] EW: Why don't I believe him? ER: Because everything weird in the time-space-continuum gets blamed on the mischievous timetraveller? MXYSPTLK: Hey! What about me? Am I nobody? Quote CLARK: Concubines? I don't need concubines. I have Lois. LOIS: Yeah! Wait. What? DISSED CONCUBINE: And I bet he has no idea what to do with her, either! CAT: Don't worry, honey, she won't know what do to do with him either. VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (122/???) #96091 11/24/13 04:32 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 9,065 Likes: 31	Quote /It would give me something to watch while waiting for the next season of Bones, Beauty & The Beast, and Arrow to post... i.e. LOVED the Huntress character. [Big Grin] ) She was fun. Quote quote: CLARK: Concubines? I don't need concubines. I have Lois. LOIS: Yeah! Wait. What? DISSED CONCUBINE: And I bet he has no idea what to do with her, either! CAT: Don't worry, honey, she won't know what do to do with him either. Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

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