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LOIS: /starts digging in her Rolodex for cheap Russian assassin/

May I recommend "Anton"?
/checks inbox again/ [Linked Image]

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JONATHAN: /pulls out shotgun/ You want to say WHAT about my loyal wife?
Umm…What ever happened to ‘don’t shoot the messenger’?
TONI BAINES: Yeah. It’s been changed to blowing it up.

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EW: I believe Michael was referring to bees and hot lava.
Actually, just the pea soup she had for lunch.

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I was implying other naughtiness on Mrs. Claus's part.
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
LOIS: /starts digging in her Rolodex for cheap Russian assassin/
EW: May I recommend "Anton"?

ER: /checks inbox again/ [still waiting]
How about now? [Linked Image]

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JONATHAN: /pulls out shotgun/ You want to say WHAT about my loyal wife?
ER: Umm…What ever happened to ‘don’t shoot the messenger’?
TONI BAINES: Yeah. It’s been changed to blowing it up.
LOIS: Oh, come on. *I* didn't blow Dr. Baines up for kissing Clark. I just wanted to.
CLARK: /dumbfounded/ Whhhhhhaaaaat? She was talking about Luthor.
LOIS: Oh. [Linked Image] My bad. Never mind.

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ER: And option three about Arthur also seeing a stripper on the side.
EW: /flabbergasted/ Chow is cheating on his stripper wife with another stripper?
ER: /explaining/ Arthur’s cheating on Cat with a stripper?
CAT: I think I've just been insulted.
LOIS: Nah.


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ER: /checks inbox again/ [still waiting]

How about now? -
[Linked Image] Just, well…earlier today… stuffed it into the return envelope blush

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quote: JONATHAN: /pulls out shotgun/ You want to say WHAT about my loyal wife?
ER: Umm…What ever happened to ‘don’t shoot the messenger’?
TONI BAINES: Yeah. It’s been changed to blowing it up.

LOIS: Oh, come on. *I* didn't blow Dr. Baines up for kissing Clark. I just wanted to.
CLARK: /dumbfounded/ Whhhhhhaaaaat? She was talking about Luthor.
LOIS: Oh. - My bad. Never mind.
Actually…
[Linked Image]
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quote: ER: And option three about Arthur also seeing a stripper on the side.
EW: /flabbergasted/ Chow is cheating on his stripper wife with another stripper?
ER: /explaining/ Arthur’s cheating on Cat with a stripper?

CAT: I think I've just been insulted.
LOIS: Nah.
Oh. EW just called Cat a stripper. My bad.

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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Just, well…earlier today… stuffed it into the return envelope
Is THAT where you've been disappearing off to, recently? Sue's dark side.

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JONATHAN: /pulls out shotgun/ You want to say WHAT about my loyal wife?
ER: Umm…What ever happened to ‘don’t shoot the messenger’?
TONI BAINES: Yeah. It’s been changed to blowing it up.

LOIS: Oh, come on. *I* didn't blow Dr. Baines up for kissing Clark. I just wanted to.
CLARK: /dumbfounded/ Whhhhhhaaaaat? She was talking about Luthor.
LOIS: Oh. - My bad. Never mind.
ER: Actually… [reminds EW about the literal 'Messenger']
Ooops. blush

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ER: And option three about Arthur also seeing a stripper on the side.
EW: /flabbergasted/ Chow is cheating on his stripper wife with another stripper?
ER: /explaining/ Arthur’s cheating on Cat with a stripper?

CAT: I think I've just been insulted.
LOIS: Nah.
ER: Oh. EW just called Cat a stripper. My bad.
CAT: Well, that's not the worst thing I've been called over the years. I thought at first you meant that *I* was the cheater. I *don't* do that!


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quote:Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Just, well…earlier today… stuffed it into the return envelope

Is THAT where you've been disappearing off to, recently? Sue's dark side.
Just some quick adventures.

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CAT: Well, that's not the worst thing I've been called over the years. I thought at first you meant that *I* was the cheater. I *don't* do that!
Unlike Lois…

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