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Michael

I think that should be "after he learned of her".

I think this comes from inprecise usages of some terms. The term involved often just means "loose" and does not always imply that the person is involved in selling herself.

Quite true. I think the selling part is actually quite minor to the word as it is used these days. But it does carry a trashy undertone and having no principles about who she has sex with and I can't see the Cat Virginia is displaying as thinking of herself that way. She is more of the female equivalent to Casanova. She is proud of the conquest, not for giving it up to any man with a pulse.

RALPH: Michael

Thank you. I appreciate all the good vibes I can get. <<currently hiding from Part 140 FDK>>

Slightly different. There was no Perry hiding in the closet scene.
PERRY: For which, I am appreciative. By the way, Kent, why does your closet smell smokey?

But as you know, even I get them talking, they won't talk, right?

I figured his relationship with Ari was just enough screwed up to tip him over the edge between self-absorbed and greedy to evil and controlling. I'm of the camp that kids aren't born evil, but they are made that way by circumstances within their lives.

/rubs hands/ Did someone say they wanted to see Lex get ugly?

It takes two evil geniuses to raise the dead.

THIS dimension's Lana has never met Lex Luthor.

I don't know. The Lakes seemed a bit blasé with his murder for it to have been their first.

Darth Michael: Thanks for being patient.
Yes, and this isn't called the "Wrong Story".

LOIS: /considers the consequences/ Nah. Let'em die. They'd prefer it that way.

LEX: Nigel! You heard the man. Set it up immediately.

Are you suggesting that there have been other Mrs. Luthor's between Arianna and now?
ARI:

LEX: /rocking back and forth on his heels/ I believe so.

She's not the chemistry major.

Umm... Okay.
SUPERMAN: Where's that uzi?

Don't worry, he retracts the thought.

JUDGE: /pockets money/ I rule for Ari Carlin, because she didn't know that her husband would use her words so loosely.

Dr. M: Yeah. An automatic.
ARI: Wait! Lex! Not with the hired help.
DR. M: Ex-cuse me!

LEX: Well, duh!

ARI: But my husband bought it from your stable, which is why it has that interesting bouquet.
VIZIER: Off! Off my property, madame!

LEX:
GHOST OF MIRANDA: I invented it without any intellectual contribution from Lex.

/having seen Joss Wheadon's Dollhouse/ Yes, I could see hear her suggesting it in this manner.

Exactly.

LEX: But I built a mental institution just for her!

LEX: /shrugs/ Maybe not that much.

Perhaps he did care for her after all.

ARI: My Daddy never understood me.

Perhaps.

ARI: So, am I allowed to break your things as long as I don't touch them?

MRS. COX: /suddenly takes two week long vacation/

I couldn't make life too easy for him.

Lois or Ari?

LEX: I'll be ruler of the world in a few years. I don't need unnecessary partnerships to make it happen.

LEX: Nigel, go hire than nice young man to take over your job. It appears you're up for retirement.

No, I didn't really want to go into too much detail on Ari's diversion.

But he likes it when she screams.



Oh, wait. Then he wouldn't show up to the opera.

Thankfully, Lex hasn't introduced Lex-C to Mrs. Cox yet, so he doesn't know what he's missing.

LEX: Don't be ridiculous, Lois. I'd never be convicted, let alone arrested.

Gee, I wonder how many times he's said that.

Previously undiagnosed.

NIGEL:

That's the one in NYC, right? Hmmm. Was that the scene where the pretty woman could fight?

LEX: /looks at Laws for the New Dawn as Written by Lex Luthor/ No.

Awwww. Thanks.

Right. With men it would be cologne.

No.

Thanks. Fixed.

-- Continuation of Response to Darth Michael's FDK --
Good point. If she didn't call the dress "slutty", what would she call it? Revealing?

Yes, Cat sees herself as 'fun' and 'party girl' not willing to sleep with anyone.
RALPH: Oh, wait, you didn't mean me?

Does that mean stuffed in a hole? Then, yes.

I think Ari might notice.

LOIS: Totally didn't get that.

LEX: Well, my doctor did recommend more fiber.
DR. M:

LOIS: Yes.
CLARK: What?!
LOIS: I'm sorry. Yes, refreshing. 'No' to getting out of my panties.
LEX:

LOIS: Silly me! That makes more sense than dating him!
CLARK: Um... yeah.
PERRY: Sorry, Lois, there's no funds in the DP expense budget right now for expensive bugging equipment.
LOIS: Oh, well, I guess I'll go with risky then.
LEX: I like risque`.
CLARK: That's not what she said. Anyway, couldn't you just use the stuff found in our apartments last summer?
HENDERSON: I'm sorry, that's in the evidence vault.
LOIS: /remembers what else is in the evidence vault/
EW: Hmmm. That would have made for an interesting twist.

CLARK: But what would a hostage situation at the DP be like without Lois?
LOIS: Hostage? What are you talking about?
CLARK: Ooops. Sorry, that didn't happen in this dimension?

Oh my.





Maybe Lois should look into the rampant corruption in the judicial system after all.



Yes, but financial. And inventions are always contributed to the smart businessmen who funded the research, not the halfwits who did the research.
LEX: That’s what my patent lawyers say.

(has only heard about the show, though. Is on to-do list somewhere)

Yes, but you don’t eat where you…well…not eat.

Lex?
LEX: Nah, I was just way too wasted to think about that back then.

Should have become a politician.

Money can’t buy happiness?

Lois.

And thus another would-have-been-successful plan to take over the world was foiled by the mutual delusions of grandeur of the involved parties.

/makes note not to shake the butler’s hand without gloves and not to take drink or food from him.

She’s the screaming type?

No, I was referring to the clone, hence the twins-graemlin.

Dr. M: /pulls out study records/

It was a bit bloody but very well executed as far as tempo and score went.

Right. My bad.
LOUIS XIV: It is called perfume. And I am very much a man. /has some minion powder his nose some more/

Yeah. Or adventurous.



Michael

I know I might regret it, but I have to ask. Which episode was this?

NeverEnding Battle before Lois gives Clark the little pep-talk about how the world needs Superman. (It's also the same episode with the Japanese twins.)

Maybe Clark should.

LEX: It's next door.

FLASHBACK...
ARI: Lex, have you met my best friend Miranda? She's a chemist.

LEX: President Lex...

LOIS: It might, but it can't buy me.
LANA: It can buy me!
LINDA: And me!
MRS. COX: I wouldn't say 'no' to a little of the green stuff every once and a while.

Oh, darn.

But Ari has met Lex-C.

Blood seems prerequisite these days.

These days, it's called cologne.

CAT: I dressed Adventurously to the woman's prison? Hmmmm. I've never done it here. /looks around/ I think I will pass.

That's not a nickname, but her given name, which is why she goes by Valdez.

LOIS: But I didn't do anything with you!
LEX: That you can remember.
LOIS: What?
CLARK: *What?*

And here I thought porn stars did it for love of film. Silly me.

JONATHAN: She wouldn't open it, Martha. It's addressed to Jerome. That would be mail fraud.

LOIS: /points to new 3 rules/ That's a no-no.

Michael

LEX: Ooops?

But how many of them are suggested by the poorer spouse?
LOIS: You think I want him to have rights to anything I've ever written? Hell, no!


CLARK: Whoa. Hold on! Did I agree to that? I don't think so.
SUPERMAN: There won't be much sleeping involved.

Michael